any tips to getting rid of sexual frustration

SirFratserlot

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It's gotten to the point where it's really bad. I don't like fapping every so often because it makes me feel lonely.
 

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have you ever tried the ziploc bag between the couch cushions, if you get high enough its almost like being with a real woman
 

Create self-fulfilling prophecies. Always assume the positive. Assume she likes you. Assume she wants to talk to you. Assume she wants to go out with you. When you think positive, positive things happen.

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SirFratserlot

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I'm already muscular. People often mistake me for a football player and I go to a sec school too.
 

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you could also try sitting on the toilet and dangling your penis into the bowl and flushing the bowl repeatedly till you get off
 

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Fap, bang, or deal with it. No other options.
 

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VladPatton said:
Fap, bang, or deal with it. No other options.
that's horrible advice. If It is too hot or cold in your car, do you just deal with it. No, you mess with the ac to your likening.
 

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SirFratserlot said:
that's horrible advice. If It is too hot or cold in your car, do you just deal with it. No, you mess with the ac to your likening.
AND he has highlighted the 3 options you have. You arent a car with A/C. (duh)

Harsh realities eh?
 

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you could also carve a hole into a melon or cantaloupe and heat it up in the microwave till its soft and warm
 

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also if you are someone who is always sitting behind a desk, you could carve a hole into your desk drawer and then line the hole with silicone gel, that way you could just fck your desk right there in front of your computer whenever you want
 

Never try to read a woman's mind. It is a scary place. Ignore her confusing signals and mixed messages. Assume she is interested in you and act accordingly.

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or what about just ****ing a shampoo bottle in the shower
 

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what's keeping you from approaching girls and talking them into a handy?

If men weren't programmed to feel sexual frustration, we'd never get laid.
 

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taiyuu_otoko said:
what's keeping you from approaching girls and talking them into a handy?

If men weren't programmed to feel sexual frustration, we'd never get laid.
girls aren't attracted to me
 

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what about using an electric toothbrush on your penis
 

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