Another day with strippers

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Having been rather neglectful, as of late, of my dear friend Amanda, having not seen her for several weeks, I decided to pay her a visit. She works as a stripper and often the game we play with each other is played out, in part, in the strip clubs where she works.

On this particular visit I went in imagining the surprise and delight she would display at seeing me. So I snuck in rather inconspicuously. Luckily she was in the back, making it easier to spring my surprise upon her.

As I sat in the shadows awaiting Amanda’s appearance another girl came out. She reminded me of Cameron Diaz except that she was a brunette. Being the habitual flirt that I am and the fact that she so sparked my interest, I approached her, sort-of. Actually I started towards her catching her eyes and the flirt was on before I got too close. Often I think that I communicate quite a bit with women just by looking at them, and they at me. Keeping eye contact I turned slightly so that I was seeing her more out of one eye than the other with a bit of a sly smile, I may have winked. As I did this I was thinking about how I’d like to slide up next to her and… The smile on her face grew rather big and as she got close enough to be heard over the music she said “yes”, took a step backwards mouthing the word “yes” but this time so quiet I couldn’t hear it.

Normally when I’m with one woman I tend to mostly ignore others with the idea that by only paying attention to the woman of interest, it makes her feel more special. However, Amanda was still in the back and I was sure this new girl was willing to play.

As she did her stage show, I sat to the side. Everything went pretty much as usual except that she did spend an inordinate amount of time dancing to me at the expense of the others seated at the stage. At the end she sat directly in front of me upon the little bar that surrounds the stage and spread her legs as wide as possible. She just sat there looking me in the eye with a mischievous grin upon her face.

I was starting to wonder what I would do if Amanda popped out about then. Luckily the new girl finished up and left the stage before Amanda came out.

Amanda began her set rather sluggishly, almost robotic, and not at all even looking at her customers. Eventually she spun around and found me sitting there over to the side smiling. She absolutely lit up, her eyes widening, a smile spreading across her face, becoming giddily animated.

Her whole routine was thrown out of whack as she kept coming over to me, telling me things, asking questions, and flirting like a school girl with a crush. Her set over, she quickly put on her clothes and rushed me over to an empty table so that we could catch up on what is going on in each other’s lives - a conversation that would continue sporadically throughout the night.

Not long into the night and I was approached by a mulatto beauty who goes by Kennedy. Kennedy is one of those women with whom I have a great connection with but because I can only carry on with so many, she ends up being left out. Often I ignore her which makes me feel bad, especially when I see the sadness in her eyes. The situation is made worse by the fact that I do see her often, both socially and when she works with Amanda.

Awhile back we ended up sitting next to each other at a party and ended up spending most the night together, just talking. We came to an understanding and it makes it easier to be just friends with her.

Normally I would have just spoken briefly with Kennedy but just then one of Amanda’s regulars came in. He is a guy in his 50’s, fat and in bad health. He goes to see Amanda two to four times a week, regularly giving her $100-$400 a visit. He is her cash cow and I knew she’d be busy milking him, giving me plenty of time to hang out with Kennedy and I even sat stage side as she did her stage show. When we eventually parted, she thanked me and thanked me and thanked me – telling how much she enjoyed my company and how much she appreciated me being as I am.

Later on, Amanda was again with her cash cow and I was sitting at the bar, entertaining myself listening to the regulars tell their stories. The new girl slid up next to me and whispering in my ear told me that she was about to go on stage and bounced off.

Again, as she danced she flirted incessantly with me throughout. When it came to her last song, as she dropped her panties she suddenly became bashful, not at all spreading her legs as she had the first time. On her next set this condition became even more pronounced.

It’s a pattern I’ve seen before. I’ve known Amanda for a long time and she always dances rather innocently to me, never spreading her legs before me. She does it in front of everybody else, just not me.

There is another stripper, a friend of Amanda’s who several times over has pointed out that strippers dance differently for me, more innocently, more playful. It is something that I’ve long known. It’s not just strippers. It seems that when women want to manipulate a man; that is to get him top give her money or to do things for her that she will act more slvtty. Not that she will necessarily follow through on that slvttiness, just enough to get the man to think that maybe she will. Conversely, when a woman is interested in a man that she would like a long term relationship with, she tends to act more innocently. With strippers it is more pronounced.

When Amanda came to the stage again the song “You’re So Vain” by Carly Simon was playing. When the lyrics, “You're so vain/You probably think this song is about you/You're so vain/I'll bet you think this song is about you/Don't you? Don't you?” Amanda came over and said to me, “you probably think I played this song just for you, don’t you” and spun off smiling, almost laughing.

It came time when I decided to leave. So when Amanda’s set came to an end I cornered her as she left the stage. We made plans to meet up the day after next. When we hugged she squeezed rather tightly, much more than usual. I left smiling, happy.
 

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More lesbian/romance novel stories :yawn: .
 

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So, I read that entire useless story for nothing? No kinky VIP stories or anything? You "made plans" with a stripper? You left "happy", but without getting your rocks off for $500.

Fvcking loser.
 

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What sort of reaction were you going for here? I'm pretty sure this wasn't it.
 

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OT: I went to Vegas last week with my cousin and some friends and we ended up at Spearmint Rhino one night. Dont know if you ever been to this strip club but its more like a dance club with what Im guessing is 150 strippers there. I mean they are EVERYWHERE. I knew walking in that my cousin, who is somewhat of an afc, would probably get coerced into spending a ton of money by some skank. Sure enough he walked out 4 hours later after spending $550 or so. This guy makes maybe $400 a week.

I love him but damn what an idiot.
 

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I spent $30 total, $8 of which was for drinks for myself. I talked about Amanda in my thread “Strippers and Church Ladies”. We’ve been lovers on and off for about a decade. When we go out, more often than not she pays.

The significance of Amanda playing “You’re So Vain” was the line “and all the girls dreamed that they’d be you partner”. She often comments about how some of the other strippers sometimes vie for my attention on a personal level.

When I go to strip clubs I expect to turn on the strippers.
 

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potato said:
I spent $30 total, $8 of which was for drinks for myself. I talked about Amanda in my thread “Strippers and Church Ladies”. We’ve been lovers on and off for about a decade. When we go out, more often than not she pays.

The significance of Amanda playing “You’re So Vain” was the line “and all the girls dreamed that they’d be you partner”. She often comments about how some of the other strippers sometimes vie for my attention on a personal level.

When I go to strip clubs I expect to turn on the strippers.
oh ok so they make no money off you but love you... you are very lucky:cool:
 

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potato said:
I spent $30 total, $8 of which was for drinks for myself. I talked about Amanda in my thread “Strippers and Church Ladies”. We’ve been lovers on and off for about a decade.
Hmmm....lets do the math here.

Lets say she was 19 when you met her.

You have been "lovers" on and off for about a decade.

That would make her rounding the corner of the big THREE-O.

A 30 year old stripper?

My B.S. meter can't even read that high.

Go back to writing romance novels lady.
 

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STR8UP said:
A 30 year old stripper?

My B.S. meter can't even read that high..
I think the one in his story is about 39. Rare, but small town dives do have that.


strippers dance differently for me, more innocently, more playful. When a woman is interested in a man that she would like a long term relationship with, she tends to act more innocently. With strippers it is more pronounced.
Strippers want a relationship with you, in general? And yet, you haven't started a fling with any of the younger ones? Again (if you are male), you have this glaring lack of testosterone. You simply don't want a variety of young, healthy women, even though you could have any of them easily, and you aren't committed to anyone.

We're gonna help you fill your missives with TEXTOSTERONE! Now let's start with this curiosity:

Awhile back we ended up sitting next to each other at a party and ended up spending most the night together, just talking. We came to an understanding and it makes it easier to be just friends with her.
What "understanding" was that? Explain why is it easier for you, an unattached guy, to be only a friend of a hot woman who clearly wants you. (Seriously, if you're trying to show us how things work in your world, that would go a long way.)
 

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Phyzzle said:
I think the one in his story is about 39. Rare, but small town dives do have that.
OMG......:eek:

Where I come from (and in other places where I have been to strip clubs) they MIGHT hire a late 20's BARTENDER, but the chicks who get naked are mostly 18-24.

And how "normal" could a 39 year old stripper be???
 

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STR8UP said:
Hmmm....lets do the math here.

Lets say she was 19 when you met her.

You have been "lovers" on and off for about a decade.

That would make her rounding the corner of the big THREE-O.

A 30 year old stripper?

My B.S. meter can't even read that high.

Go back to writing romance novels lady.
Har har, good catch Str8.
 

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And I have seen plenty who are butt ugly. In Tampa, unless you're at Mons Venus or 'Thee Dollhouse,' the girls are generally not hot. I don't understand how the 101 sleazy strip clubs with nasty fat chicks stay open, but they do. There is an area where MLK dead-ends near the airport, it's mostly an industrial district, but one area of a few blocks probably has a dozen sleazy strip clubs. I went into a bunch of them when I worked door-to-door selling signs.

btw, potato, I mean this as no reflection on your strippers, maybe they are hot. My only point is that there are strippers of all levels of hotness. Believe it or not, I think collectively if you included all strippers everywhere, they are no more attractive than any other occupation of women. A lot of it is hair, makeup, lingerie, attitude, low-lighting, and drunk patrons. Enough of that can make almost any women somewhat attractive.
 

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STR8UP said:
Hmmm....lets do the math here.

Lets say she was 19 when you met her.

You have been "lovers" on and off for about a decade.

That would make her rounding the corner of the big THREE-O.

A 30 year old stripper?

My B.S. meter can't even read that high.

Go back to writing romance novels lady.
She turned 25 a couple of weeks after I first met her, she is now 35. She's still pretty hot making as much as $500 a night.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
My only point is that there are strippers of all levels of hotness. Believe it or not, I think collectively if you included all strippers everywhere, they are no more attractive than any other occupation of women. A lot of it is hair, makeup, lingerie, attitude, low-lighting, and drunk patrons. Enough of that can make almost any women somewhat attractive.
I agree. But then, many of the guys that regularly go to strip clubs probably don’t otherwise see a lot of womanly nakedness.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
And I have seen plenty who are butt ugly. In Tampa, unless you're at Mons Venus or 'Thee Dollhouse,' the girls are generally not hot. I don't understand how the 101 sleazy strip clubs with nasty fat chicks stay open, but they do. There is an area where MLK dead-ends near the airport, it's mostly an industrial district, but one area of a few blocks probably has a dozen sleazy strip clubs. I went into a bunch of them when I worked door-to-door selling signs.

btw, potato, I mean this as no reflection on your strippers, maybe they are hot. My only point is that there are strippers of all levels of hotness. Believe it or not, I think collectively if you included all strippers everywhere, they are no more attractive than any other occupation of women. A lot of it is hair, makeup, lingerie, attitude, low-lighting, and drunk patrons. Enough of that can make almost any women somewhat attractive.
I agree - there are a lot of strip joints out there where attractive women are hard to find. I've always wondered why managers just don't tell the fatties, "you're NOT hired." Maybe there is some type of discrimination precedent in which a club can't tell a woman that she can't be hired because she is fat. Or maybe the club figures that with the women paying their tip-out, that the club will make its money one way or another, and that the fat ones will quit in short order because they won't get any business. Or maybe the fat ones are just a lot more aggressive, and through a strong level of marketing, they are able to talk clients into forking over (I know from personal experience that the ugly strippers are generally more likely to rub my groin when talking to me.)

A strip joint would really need to be bad to not have at least a few good looking ones around. Not many want to be around if there is a steady procession of only fat women.
 

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Seriously,

what's the deal with potato? Why does he come to a forum that essentially caters to young men who can't get laid, and write this long-winded drugstore romance novel tripe?

Nevermind the quality of the writing, but the authors name is PO-TA-TO. If the writing was at least good, it would be akin to Monica Belluci instead being named Eggplant. HOT!
 
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