Annabell Sarges POF

[Kailex]

Lesson learned: Stay away from PoF.

Desdi, when can I go out with Annabell? I can be your Knight anyday. :cheer: Although, she doesn't have a full body picture, so I wouldn't want to be a victim of the "angles".


But in all seriousness, this is why I don't do online anymore, and if I ever did, it'd probably be a pay site. God knows I'm probably trying to pick up Desdinova or Naughty Ninja or any of you jerks instead of a real woman.

I do have to admit, those responses you were getting made me want to throw my monitor out the kitchen window. That last guy actually SEEMED to be playing it off at first, but then actually was the worst offender by telling you to go kill yourself. Wow.

I'm... just... speechless and will echo Rollo's sentiment.

 

[synergy1]

Best thread of 2010.

Entertaining and educational.

I feel its all good we established chodes will do anything to get with a hot piece, but maybe we can add/ change things up and dig up some other truths. I am open to any suggestions on trying to see different responses.

An example: For one week, record the number of responses given adverse responses to certain key questions - e.g smoker, divorced, has kids etc. The question is this: would the number of responses decrease, or will guys be so desperate that it just doesn't matter?

Several other observations after the fact. I said people who are good looking should reply, and given the responses...everything must think they are a stud. Second, no one picked up that all the pictures are from the same damn party.

 

[ArcBound]

This is why I would stay away from online dating. Not only do we have to compete for whale's attention we also have to compete for Desdinova's attention and we all know Desdinova's bvtch shield is always up so its hard to win his cold heart over

 

[Robert28]

is there any way you could post links so we can see what these guys look like? i'm dying to know what that last guy looks like!haha now i know what girls mean when they complain about meeting psychos online. no wonder online dating has gone to $h!t in the past few years! like some other guy said, used to be like shooting fish in a barrel, but now its like trying to do it in a lake with a toothpick.

 

[synergy1]

is there any way you could post links so we can see what these guys look like? i'm dying to know what that last guy looks like!haha now i know what girls mean when they complain about meeting psychos online. no wonder online dating has gone to $h!t in the past few years! like some other guy said, used to be like shooting fish in a barrel, but now its like trying to do it in a lake with a toothpick.

you'd have to go into the profile and see. I would be half tempted to just share a password, but not for the time being.

most of the guys are either the nerdy type, or jacked douchebag types. Only one person was a normal looking adult, someone who claimed to be an executive. Again, i put NOTHING into this profile, yet it seems guys are just making **** up about how great sadie is, how active she is etc. All that is posted are a few pictures from a party of her dancing with a few dudes. People are just making **** up to try and compliment sadie, and its so transparent its pathetic.

Todays responses have been pretty mint so far. One kid who bragged about his IQ I trashed, but he ( predictable) responded as if nothing happened. These guys....simply...don't...quit. here are a few gems:

I bet you have been wondering where I have been all your life. Sorry, I got held up rescuing damsels in distress, slaying dragons, freeing captured unicorns and then of course I got turned into a frog there for a bit. So sorry it took this long to get in touch with you.

~Matt

p.s. You are a princess right?

AFC Hey what's up. I'm assuming you've been hit on by a bunch of dumb guys (I have the same curse with chubby girls). I can guarantee I have an IQ above 100 (154 last time I checked haha). Anyway, check me out and hit me up!
-Chris
sadie who keeps track of their actual IQ number? seriously.
AFC lol I don't, I took the test like 9 years ago LOL. I do remember random sh*tthough.



I will edit this post as some choice emails get replied too. There are a lot and I am losing track easily.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

AFC: I know Im ugly I stuck my head out a window and I got arrested for mooning...lol
So are you going to tell me your name..
You know I went to the proctologist the other day and he stuck his finger in my mouth...
Im ugly im telling you the doctor told my mom when I was born I did eveything I could but he pulled through anyways...
Are you kidden I was breast fed through a straw...
Its not easy being me I told the doctor I wanted a vasectomy he told me with a face like mine I dont need one...
Can I tell you something weird but you cant judge me...lol
Anna: Go ahead and tell me
AFC: I just farted and my bag lifted up like a god damn parachute...lol JK Listen im just trying to make you laugh... So tell me somthing about yourself
Anna: You make me wanna puke. How's that?
AFC: Yeah ok that works for me..... I tip my hat off to you still with having nice eyes...

Iron Rule of Tomassi #9

NEVER SELF-DEPRECIATE under any circumstance. This is a Kiss of Death that you self-initiate and is the antithesis of the PRIZE mentality. Once you've accepted yourself as a "complete douche" there's no going back to confidence with a woman. Never appeal to a woman's sympathies, her sympathies are given by her own volition, NEVER when they are begged for. Even if you don't seriously consider yourself pathetic, it never serves your best interest to paint yourself as pathetic. Self-Depreciation is a misguided tool for the AFC, and not something a true DJ will ever consider.

You have to be hyper-aware of it and unlearn it. You have to catch yourself in mid-sentence so to speak. Women operate in the sub-communications and when you OVERTLY admit to a lack of confidence you may as well just LJBF yourself. That's a strong impression you wont recover from. Women want a compitent, confident, decisive Man not one who's self-image is that of a "complete douche" or even a partial douche. I should add that when you become hyper-aware of this you can also turn it to your own advantage when AMOGing or you're working a girl with a self-depreciative BF or other suitor. It's all too easy to reinforce her estimation of a guy like this by covertly confirming it for her, while at the same time playing up your own confidence and value

 

[mrRuckus]

I did this last year. I don't wanna take over your thread so I'll just leave it at the one txt file i created. I have another one from myspace a few years ago too.








MY replies start with the -->. Their replies start with no special symbol.


someguy

HEY IM *****, IM 23 AND I SEEN THAT YOU CHECKED ME OUT. I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK AND I WAS BROWSING THROUGH. SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

-->JESUS ****ING CHRIST STOP BEING A DOUCHEBAG WHILE YOU'RE STILL YOUNG

what do u mean lol?

-->Crikey! It's a douchebag in its natural state of not knowing it's a douchebag. Let's observe its mating ritual.

wow lol whatever that sentence you wrote means.. im no where near a douchebag......

-->See, even when confronted with obvious truths about its douchebaggery, it still lives in denial. He feels he deserves to feel the soft, luscious curves of the human female, when it's an abomination of the natural order of things given douchebags and human women are different species. But, let's watch him try! You can just see the gears of his small, inefficient mind spinning at billions of cycles a second, but only moving thoughts and ideas tiny distances.

you must be lesbian or something


-->Oh! The douchebag uses his underdeveloped vocal chords to utter a few of the simple words he knows in that reptilian brain of his. What WILL he do next? We have so much more to learn from him.

...




iceman

hey hows it going? saw you and thought we could talk sometime.

--> Oh, I don't know. You seem way too cool for me. The way your hold up those two white fingers wishing us all peace sends shivers down my spine.

lol...ok you got jokes, well maybe one day ill teach you how to be this cool..lol so what you up to?








John

Hi pretty lady =)
How are you?
I just wanted to say hi. My name is XXXXXXXXX, from XXXXXXXXXXXX and you? I saw your picture...you are beautiful woman =)
I like outdoors, listen to music,read,swimming,I like play sports as soccer and tennis twice a week,also I like football, walking, shopping, I like wine, ...etc What about you?
I hope to hear from u soon
take care..God bless you


--> No lonely guys who put up their Mercedes picture to impress women, please. I need a guy who impresses me because of who he is. I'm not pretty anyway. I'm stunning. Me like outdoors too! Also!

hi ! thank you for reply.
I don't wanna impress w my car..just put a pict like u...so I don't see nothing fancy...but and u r wrong..u r pretty I see ur picts..
Really I don't like impress person with stupids things...
have a nice day =)

--> You no speaky da engrish





Clutch

Email 1
How are you doing beautiful
Message me back if you would like to chat


--> You're just another douchebag with shirtless pictures too lazy to write a real email.

Email 2 (1:17pm): Wow really I was trying to start a conversation with you but if that's how you feel
Email 3 (1:22pm): Give me 5mins of your time at starbucks and im sure I could change your mind

--> OH MANNNNN!! So close! You totally blew it with the first reply! You could've had some sort of a decent reply, but you just haaaaaaad to hit the reply button really fast. Then you stewed about it for a while and finally had what you thought was a great retort hoping to pull out a last ditch effort with a girl who already completely disrespected you! Maybe you can try again at ********* on Thursday night. I'll be the one who stands out. But, I'm not a 5 min kind of girl. I need at least 30 minutes from my man, and that's just warming up on deck.









hey there. my name is **** and im going to ***** for nursing rn. i like to help people a lot. i do water rescue at long level. i love taking boat rides walk along the river and doing things outsaide. i cant stand being inside. i love being out and having fun. i love sports. im looking for a serious relationship. i like ur profile and ur picture

--> When you meet people in public do you spout off lists of random facts to them?







hello,how are you?
--> Great until I got this horrific email.





Harls

hey how are you?

--> I couldn't possibly be better.

well thats great to hear ! Soooooo............ im not so good with this online stuff sooo

--> For ****s sake be a man and take some goddamn initiative. But not with me.




MLS

Hi My name is ******...
Not sure how to break the ice on the whole online thing. So here is my shot.

Here is a good bad pick up line for your enjoyment

They say that women know within the first five seconds of seeing a guy they know whether or not they are going to have sex with them or not.

One Mississippi
.....
....
...
.

So what you do think???


I know its a bad pick up line but hopefully i got your attention or made you laugh.

Disclaimer: If you took it seriously or were offended in anyway I apologize but your probably not the person for me


--> You are quite the induhvidual.













n e interest in hooking up with a hot cop?


--> Know any?


lol, is that a dis on me.... i am.... well hung 6 ft tall white male muscular build clean d.d free seeking adult fun down to eaerth love to please.... r u interested?

--> Seriously? I insult you, and you still come back? This is why women don't respect men anymore.










Hey,

You are cute...I definitely like you...I should say your profile...lol...We haven't met yet...

I haven't dated since Feb. I just want to find a nice honest girl...

I don't wanna say fancy things about myself...but let me know if interested...




-->
...I have gonorrhea... and herpes... is that ok?... let me know if interested...


...,

...



I can use condoms, but is that ok for you to suck my ... with a condom on? I wont' give it to you without a condom on it...Let me know if interested...










hey this is gonna sound really stupid
but can you help me out?


--> Oh, geez, what's the ploy this time?


i need to go to the hospital but i hate doctors i need someone to
go with me...


--> Oh no!!! It sounds like you're dying! What will we do? Getting on pof.com is obviously the best choice. Maybe my boobies can fix you up. You want to touch them, don't you? Don't you?


1st email:
no wow...actually i need to get my stitches out... whats your
problem? i'm not like that. i asked you cause you seemed liked the
type of person that would go. when i was deployed and ended up in a hospital in Germany one my buddies went with me cause i hate
doctors but thank you for degrading me to the status of the
creepers on here.


2nd email immediately after:
if honesty is a big must for you why
dont you admit your wrong.


--> Does this mean you won't touch them? Are you gay or something? They haven't been felt in so long


im not gay. what is your problem? they havent been felt in so long
prolly because you act like an ass when someone was trying to talk
to you and ask you for help.

--> Don't you think I'm pretty? You don't like them? If I go to the hospital with you, will you give them some attention?


if your serious sure ill do whatever you want. and ya i do think
your adorable you have a cute smile






how r u?

-->What do you mean how am I doing? Are you implying I'm doing any less than awesome? I'm completely awesome. Are you saying that I could possibly be doing anything less than awesomely?

I'm insulted.


Insulted by what !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just cuz I ask u how u doing , ooooo willl that u
problem lolololololol

 

[londonzen]

lol im on that site but i only go on when im approaced

 

[Desdinova]

The #1 rule of women is even when they're wrong, they're still right.

Subject: you know what you want out of life
AFC: but you don't know what you want to go to school for
Anna: So?
AFC: your career will be a big part of your life, right? what do you want out of life
Anna: You sound like my mom. That's a bad thing.
AFC: is she good looking?
Anna: She's dead
AFC: i am not into that kinda stuff
Anna: Nobody asked you
AFC: i didnt ask whether your mom is dead either
Anna: You brought her up
AFC: hey, that's not true, you brought her up originally
Anna: Yeah, so?

 

[PRMoon]

This is actually a pretty informative thread for those of you who troll POF regularly. It at least puts things in perspective about your expectations about the site and should help you in adjusting your strategy/goals in the for the future. Having real conversations posted concerning what is seemingly the standard affair messaging for the typical male user should give you gentlemen a leg up on the competition. I suggest you take advantage.

 

[Desdinova]

I feel sorry for any woman who logs into POF on a Friday night. I get about 5 new messages every 10 minutes.

This is my favorite so far...

AFC: I love u
Anna: You're dumb.
AFC: LMao Thanks I work out
Anna: That's why you're dumb?
AFC: I must be dumb if I find you attractive huh
Anna: You must be dumb if you think I'm within your league.
AFC: lmao did you just say that? Please i've had better looking women than you by far.. You are right you are not withing my league, you're below me.
Anna: That's fine. Go away.
AFC: Im enjoying this actually.. YOur funny
AFC: Got any plans for tonight?
Anna: Jesus Christ, you must be blind. Do a Google search on "go away"
AFC: Haha aw why you sucha lil grumpz today?
Anna <ignore>

 

[DJDamage]

The one who initiate's convo first tend to be the one to display lower value on PoF. As a man your best bet is to not initiate convo but cast your rod like a fisherman and wait, if the fish aren't biting with in 48-72 hours it means your profile suck (meaning its average).

After experiementing with A$$hole game on PoF, I learned that this is what works best.

 

[Slickster]

Man you must be bored.

 

[Desdinova]

Man you must be bored.

What else is there to do in the evening after my kid's in bed? I'm not wasting my prime hours on this.

 

[boomerick]

LMFAO!!!....

This is the funniest, saddest, stupidest thing I've seen in a long time....

Exactly what not to do......

My sides hurt !!...

Keep posting this sh!t...

You could make this into a website....

Highlights of Online Dating Douchebaggery......

Post the worst chicks ridiculous lying profiles and these kinds of assh*le plays to fake chicks profiles....

Sell it to sponsors ....You'll retire early......

Remember it was my idea...$$$$$$$$.....

F*ckin hilarious !!!!....

Over and Out.

 

[boomerick]

Catagories....

Douche with Impressive Car

Action Picture Douche

Shirtless Douche

Chicks Who Are 2s That Think They Are 10s

And I'm sure you can come up with many more....

Hahahahahahahahaha....


Over and Out.

 

[boomerick]

Catagories....

Obvious Golddigger

Way past the Wyle E. Coyote Moment

Obviously Married and Trying to Hide It

"I Got's the Cash" Douchebag

More??????

 

[HeyPachuco!]

I feel sorry for any woman who logs into POF on a Friday night. I get about 5 new messages every 10 minutes.

This is my favorite so far...

AFC: I love u
Anna: You're dumb.
AFC: LMao Thanks I work out
Anna: That's why you're dumb?
AFC: I must be dumb if I find you attractive huh
Anna: You must be dumb if you think I'm within your league.
AFC: lmao did you just say that? Please i've had better looking women than you by far.. You are right you are not withing my league, you're below me.
Anna: That's fine. Go away.
AFC: Im enjoying this actually.. YOur funny
AFC: Got any plans for tonight?
Anna: Jesus Christ, you must be blind. Do a Google search on "go away"
AFC: Haha aw why you sucha lil grumpz today?
Anna <ignore>

That wasnt AFC to me. I may get bashed for this, but I don't see how that is AFC in the slightest. Maybe he was reactive yes, whilst you brang up the "League" card. But I've written similiar comebacks and thats not how a woman would reply. Unless she is a major nobody and loner who everybody hates. That was by far, out of the whole interactions. The best "try" LOL. That I Love U opener, sounded more like ****y sarcasm, than AFCism.

 

[Desdinova]

That wasnt AFC to me. I may get bashed for this, but I don't see how that is AFC in the slightest.

There was another interaction I had with a guy who I'd say was actually pretty good at trying to pick me up. I couldn't continue with the convo because he wasn't giving me any ammo to bash him. He was sarcastic and pretty damn funny.

But the 'I luv u' guy probably wouldn't have even received a reply if I were a real woman.

Here's the interaction with the guy I'd consider a DJ:


DJ: Hey, nice profile! Can I use it? It's like if you stole the words right out of my mouth! Well except for the shy girl part... Haha sorry just being silly. How are you?
Anna: Why don't you just tell me how boring you are and be done with it?
DJ: Well I'm very lame and I Have no personality. I've never had friend and nore do I want some... I'm very bitter and my house is full of garbage I have a million dead flies on the window cell and I'm a raging alcoholic. Happy now?
Anna: Yes
DJ: I'm Glad.... now butt out of my life before we become friends and you start telling everyone how awesome I am. I don't need the Added attention. Besides my boring life is full of awesomeness!!! And if you ever feel the need for adventure, well this here lame'o is willing to show you what life is all about!
Anna: Okay, I'll butt out.
DJ: Why so bitter?
Anna: You're the one who said you were bitter
DJ: Well if I jump off a bridge you'll jump too? You don't have to copy my every move, mood or instincts you know... Unless you want to be boring and lame like me. Lol so what's up?
Anna: Funny
DJ: So tell me... How exciting is your life these days?
Anna: Pretty good
DJ: Did you get a chance to go camping or traveling this summer?
Anna: No, been too busy
DJ: Well what kept you so busy this summer, besides sending me e-mails? Lol

I ended it there. He sent me another message this evening

This IMO is how you SHOULD be interacting with the women on POF.

 

[HeyPachuco!]

There was another interaction I had with a guy who I'd say was actually pretty good at trying to pick me up. I couldn't continue with the convo because he wasn't giving me any ammo to bash him. He was sarcastic and pretty damn funny.

But the 'I luv u' guy probably wouldn't have even received a reply if I were a real woman.

Here's the interaction with the guy I'd consider a DJ:


DJ: Hey, nice profile! Can I use it? It's like if you stole the words right out of my mouth! Well except for the shy girl part... Haha sorry just being silly. How are you?
Anna: Why don't you just tell me how boring you are and be done with it?
DJ: Well I'm very lame and I Have no personality. I've never had friend and nore do I want some... I'm very bitter and my house is full of garbage I have a million dead flies on the window cell and I'm a raging alcoholic. Happy now?
Anna: Yes
DJ: I'm Glad.... now butt out of my life before we become friends and you start telling everyone how awesome I am. I don't need the Added attention. Besides my boring life is full of awesomeness!!! And if you ever feel the need for adventure, well this here lame'o is willing to show you what life is all about!
Anna: Okay, I'll butt out.
DJ: Why so bitter?
Anna: You're the one who said you were bitter
DJ: Well if I jump off a bridge you'll jump too? You don't have to copy my every move, mood or instincts you know... Unless you want to be boring and lame like me. Lol so what's up?
Anna: Funny
DJ: So tell me... How exciting is your life these days?
Anna: Pretty good
DJ: Did you get a chance to go camping or traveling this summer?
Anna: No, been too busy
DJ: Well what kept you so busy this summer, besides sending me e-mails? Lol

I ended it there. He sent me another message this evening

This IMO is how you SHOULD be interacting with the women on POF.

Lol, Holy sh1t. He dodged every ****-test you threw at him with humour on the toppings. This guy falsely self-depreciated himself then came back with a sarcastic tactic that he was bullsh1tting and his life IS, actually awesome. I like the If I jump off a cliff...would you part. Is there anything on his profile, that gives away he's into any PU-related stuff or seduction material? I know POF is heavy on the David D newsletters.