Annabell Sarges POF

[Desdinova]

I got bored of playing with my POF account, so I decided to create a female profile just to see what it's really like for a woman to be on that site. If you wonder why nobody initiates contact nor responds to you, it's because women don't need to. Their inboxes are FLOODED with AFCs, and their screen is popping up with chat requests so much that it makes it difficult to delete all the trash without being interrupted.

Anyway, I want you to meet Annabell:

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Desdinovastar/zz-hottie.jpg

Annabell has just created a new profile on plentyoffish.com. All the guys are messaging her and trying to chat which she has been ignoring. She has decided enough is enough and it's time to reject them. It's funny how nobody will tell Annabell she is being rude.


AFC: hey. hows it going? I tired to I.M you but no reply so is there someware else we can chat? facebook or msn?
Anna: Why?
AFC: oh wow.....ok.I wanted to chat with you n see if I was intrested in you but we dont have to I guess

AFC: A lot of guys will think you're either illiterate or have a very simple life, with such a short profile. LOL. If you look in my profile there's some advice you might find really interesting and useful. I'm a bit interested in getting to know more about you, and there are some questions at the end of my profile that I usually ask ppl like you
Anna: Your profile is long, stupid, and boring.
AFC: <IM request x5>

AFC: Hey there, So i was looking around this site and i came across your profile and i must admit when i was done reading i started to smile. A little about myself, i am 23 year of age, I work full time here in (city), but also work part time in winnipeg for a investigations company. I'm on this site to find a real honest and relationship. I am not looking for head games or any high school drama if you know what i mean. Other then that, i have been told i am very open, honest, and sometimes can put my heart out to often for people. Well, i hope i have not made a foul of myself or made myself look like a loser. I look forward to hearing from.
Anna: Don't worry, only losers use copy and paste ice breakers
AFC: thanks, so what brings you to plenty of fish?
Anna: It certainly isn't the fish
AFC: lol, so what are somethings you like to do in your spare time? when you not working.
Anna: Look at the profile

AFC: Hey like your profile, Im Mike 39, new to (city), just starting to work here this fall. Anyways, I really enjoyed reading your profile and am at a stage where I'd like to find the right person to enjoy all that life has to offer. I enjoy golfing, fine dining, traveling and have two labs (so a dog lover is a must..lol) So if you're interested in hearing and more let me know. Have a great night, and hope to hear from you soon.
Anna: Nice copy & paste ice-breaker.\
AFC: so am i to assume you're not interested? You're a cutie...
Anna: Nope

AFC: My name is Christien. I enjoyed reading your profile because you seem like a real honest person. I have the same interest when it comes to working out, movies (I'm a real movie buff) and hanging out with friends. Hopefully you'll write back and let me have the chance to get to know you. P.S. I'm also not looking for a one night stand, I'm looking for a relationship.
Anna: Your profile is too long and boring. I'd rather read a calendar
AFC: Wow, that's pretty harsh. Good shot though.

AFC: How's it goin? It's pretty crazy out there right now heh Care to chat sometime...?Hope to hear from u...Mo
AFC: how come u wont chat with me?
Anna: For such a big guy, you're sure a suck.
AFC: HaHa, easy girl...jus tryin to chat & get to know this beautiful gurl is all lol

 

[Maxtro]

LOL no surprise at all. In real life dating is already easy mode for girls. Online dating is pretty much playing on God mode with unlimited health and magic, plus all weapons maxed from the start.

 

[synergy1]

I had no idea that it was this easy for girls to get guys to flock to them. Your fake profile girl is attractive, but not even super hot. I can't even imagine what the 8's and above have to deal with.

being that I am unemployed, I am tempted to do this as well. If there is any angle we can play to find out more, let me know and I can incorporate it into a profile. Also, where did you get that picture? I can't very well go on facebook and find my friends and use those pictures.

edit: Sadie is about to be born and move to Boston MA!

edit 2: I have out done myself once again. I can barely tell its fake and i friggan made it.

on this note, i really need a job!

 

[synergy1]

what the ****, that literally took 30 seconds, and I am not even exaggerating on the time. (up to 3 now). My tag line is searching the seas of gold which is another way of saying I am a gold digger, although i do not suspect anyone will pick that up.

AFC: im not a creeper, and i make alot of money. lets be cool
Sadie: lets not be cool and say we , well, didn't. sound good?
AFC: dude i totally agree, because your totally evil

 

[The Mad Ghost]

LOL no surprise at all. In real life dating is already easy mode for girls. Online dating is pretty much playing on God mode with unlimited health and magic, plus all weapons maxed from the start.

:crackup: :crackup:
What an accurate analysis of this predicament. +1

Are there any cheats to counter this insurgency?

 

[Desdinova]

I grabbed my girl's pic from a webshots album. There's a whole pile of pics for me to choose from, so I can change it up a bit if I get bored.

My tag line is "Where is my knight?" I tried to make it as real as possible. My description is mundane and typical. I've had a few married men contact me, and someone who wants to offer me a modeling job, LOL

Tip: To get more guys contacting, just plow through some profiles. If they see you looked at them, they'll likely contact you.

 

[Julius_Seizeher]

Tell guys that the picture is old and you now work at Hooters.

 

[synergy1]

My girls pic is from a party I held years ago and she was one of my boys girlfriends, so it looks 100% legit. I can't even reply to everyone, its not possible given the number of response coming in. The common thread so far is EVERYONE is qualifying themselves to sadie and saying how interesting sadie is. The profile was put together in 30 seconds and barely has any thought to it.

I honestly don't know if I should feel sorry for girls or not. A chick could literally walk outside in Boston with a blindfold and come back home with a date guiding them back to their front step.

edit: not fearing this thing will blow up in my face, I give you sadie.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=21779193

 

[The Mad Ghost]

I grabbed my girl's pic from a webshots album. There's a whole pile of pics for me to choose from, so I can change it up a bit if I get bored.

My tag line is "Where is my knight?" I tried to make it as real as possible. My description is mundane and typical. I've had a few married men contact me, and someone who wants to offer me a modeling job, LOL

Tip: To get more guys contacting, just plow through some profiles. If they see you looked at them, they'll likely contact you.

So dude, what is the point of this excercise? How can we benefit from this. I already know that all those messages the AFCs have sent doesn't even cross my mind, but what about the viewing thing you mentioned. I usually contact girls who view me too.

I've banged one single-mom from that site, met a Ukrainian chick who blew me out on a semi-date and attainted usesless numbers. In all honesty, POF is a waste of time. Some guys know how to utilize it moreso than others. But the majority of guys on there, fail.

How can we swallow this type of rejection? I certainly couldn't. I had Fat Chicks saying I wasn't there type. Without a doubt, if I was in the same venue as them. They would be spitting feathers in excitement of the very thought of me approaching them. Baloney.

 

[SoldMySoul]

YOU a$$holes are freaking hilarious!!! I love it!!! Des, this is not as good as you hammering the women on the profile, but still great entertainment value!!! It is unfvckingbelievable at the afc mindset and it really goes to show why the afc fails so miserably!!

I have always been told that a half a$$ decent woman Does not have to contact on the sites and YOUR profile shows it to be true.
Furthermore, knowing the truth will make you remove your existing profile because you almost stand not a chance. But Mad Ghost put it just right by saying that a lot of these women would not stand a chance in real life and that is PURE SOLID GOLD!

 

[Desdinova]

I barely remember playing with that profile on POF. I think I used Rollo's makeshift profile and took it from there. After seeing the AFC profiles on there, I have to say at least mine was interesting and probably ruffled a few feathers.

I'm not sure which one of the above interactions is my favorite. Maybe the first one where I completely scared off the guy with one word.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

So Des, does "she" have any interesting prospects or 'dates' lined up? lmao.

Any creative responses to her profile?

 

[Desdinova]

Any creative responses to her profile?

Mostly the same garbage. "You're cute", "Wanna chat?", "Heya", "yo yo yo" and I get phone numbers without even making contact.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Des,

You should post her profile in the main DJ discussion forum and title it with a "most creative POF profile response challenge" where we can all think of funny creative responses to it as well as critique each others techniques at what we think would make a good reply.

Or have weekly challenges of certain situations at picking up different types of women in different settings to which everyone has a chance on the forums to read each others tactics. It may liven up the boards other than the constant whining. Plus people can pick and choose responses they might use in RL situations. It might be a good idea.

 

[Desdinova]

Here's a couple more interactions, a bit longer this time. I really love using my one worded question (Why?) It makes things a bit more interesting.

AFC: Do you wear contacts you truly have amazing eyes...
Anna: I know.
AFC: I take it you get comments all the time about your eyes then? You ever been zip lining ever?
Anna: Why?
AFC: You look like the type that would enjoy things that would give you a rush?Maybe im wrong but you dont strike me as the girly girl... You seem like you could hang with the boys and take the bruises with the best of them. Im not saying you cant get dolled up and not be a looker Im sure you know your a natural...
Anna: (sigh)
AFC: I know Im ugly I stuck my head out a window and I got arrested for mooning...lol
So are you going to tell me your name..
You know I went to the proctologist the other day and he stuck his finger in my mouth...
Im ugly im telling you the doctor told my mom when I was born I did eveything I could but he pulled through anyways...
Are you kidden I was breast fed through a straw...
Its not easy being me I told the doctor I wanted a vasectomy he told me with a face like mine I dont need one...
Can I tell you something weird but you cant judge me...lol
Anna: Go ahead and tell me
AFC: I just farted and my bag lifted up like a god damn parachute...lol JK Listen im just trying to make you laugh... So tell me somthing about yourself
Anna: You make me wanna puke. How's that?
AFC: Yeah ok that works for me..... I tip my hat off to you still with having nice eyes...


AFC: So darling what do you do for fun?
Anna: I read lousy profiles on POF.
AFC: haha Mine? I get a lot of compliments for taking 5 minutes of bull****ting and cut and pasting! I collect terrible ones and add them to my favourites!
Anna: You need a hobby
AFC: haha Ouch i do a lot of things for fun fun, I enjoy the local pub,
catching local shows, watching movies in bed, socializing, or simply just going for walks through the Downtown area to take in the food,
vibrancy, and architecture! What part of the city do you call home? I live downtown near the Legislative Building and I really love it.
Anna: Yuck, I wouldn't live there
AFC: you must be quite stuck up, you probably have been downtown twice! I have lived all over the city, I am not one for the suburbs! Though downtown is only really for confident women anyhow!
Anna: I can tell where you live just by your profile. It's trashy, just like downtown.
AFC: haha Do you smell sh*tup there? Up on your high horse? you wouldn't last 5 minutes downtown, I am sure someone would pull you into an alley and teach you a lesson!
Anna: Like you?
AFC: I am sure i could but i would rather teach you a lesson in my bedroom! Gag you with my****
Anna: And that's why I don't live downtown. Too many sick **stards
AFC: Yeah I'm only sick because you provoked me! You are clearly as mature as an 8 year old boy! Or a 15 year old bad seed of a child, who didn't get along with her mom during those awkward years and had an uncle that touched her at family functions as dad looked the other way!
Anna: Go away
AFC: kill yourself!

 

[SoldMySoul]

Des,

You should post her profile in the main DJ discussion forum and title it with a "most creative POF profile response challenge" where we can all think of funny creative responses to it as well as critique each others techniques at what we think would make a good reply.

Or have weekly challenges of certain situations at picking up different types of women in different settings to which everyone has a chance on the forums to read each others tactics. It may liven up the boards other than the constant whining. Plus people can pick and choose responses they might use in RL situations. It might be a good idea.

This is an absolute must!!!

Damn DES!!! You are cold blooded as hell too and those chumps keep coming back for more abuse! Actually, this is good for guys that have NOT a clue on interaction and NOT what to do.

Out of the many emails I have sent, I do not recall ever giving blatant comments like: You are so beautiful; Oh your eyes are so gorgeous; Blah blah blah.

I especially like the guys that are hard on themselves by pointing out that they are ugly. What a self defeatist attitude. $hit, I would tell a broad I am a pretty good looking before I would that mess.

These women's profiles are always trying to one up each other too. Example: Ohh, look at me, I am skydiving; Look, I am holding a drink with guys around me; Or Look I am sun tanning; Look at me by the great pyramids. Internet dating truly is garbage!! Why post crap like this? If you are fun, somebody will find out anyways. In their diluted mind, a picture is worth a thousand words.... Or is it? Internet date and find out. Several years ago it was like shooting fish in a barrel. Today it is a huge headache.

 

[KingofHearts]

make the ho say no right?! Doesn't matter what she says, you're suppose to keep plowing thru. I guess that's why they keep responding back.

Those responses are cringe worthy, but really what's a DJ thing to say considering the circumstances? Even the very act of spamming on POF is the sign of a desperate guy that wants to get laid. If the name of the game is value, how do you create that online?

I don't have any experience online, so take this with a grain of salt. I think to get results you need to do a few things. 1) Pictures must present you in the best possible light. Body shots, pictures of you in nice clothes and some action shots of places that you could take her on dates. 2) Profile must qualify women, explain what you're looking for and done in a way that implies "i'm high value". Say very little about yourself, let the pictures do the talking. And 3) Your initial email must clearly state what you're after and why are you emailing her. If she finds your picture attractive then she'll take it as a compliment that you're emailing her in such a bold way.

The above to me is the equivalent of a cold approach in real life. Her initial attration is only based on your appearance and your approach. And ideally, your online game is congruent with how you approach in real life: Bold and to the point because you have other options, and you don't want to waste your time if she's not worth it or not interested.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

Maybe you should chat with a couple of them a bit longer, get some emotional commitment, and then email them and say you're stranded in nigeria and they've taken your passport, and could you please wire a couple grand?

 

[Strelok]

The most surprising thing is that those guys write long sentences and many lines to reply to 3 word messages.

It remind me that stupid mind game that some girls do on msn,they keep it short and make you wait some minutes before replying just to raise their value but once you ignore them they start spamming as those afc.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

Best thread of 2010.

Entertaining and educational.