I was out with some friends at a local bar (not a club) tonight. This is a pretty cool place, never much drama here, you can take a girl out here and no one will bother you all night trying to be your "friend", they have a live bands that usually never suck, beer is reasonably priced. Anyways, I was out with a group of guys and girls having a good time. I kept being approached by this girl who was a 6 at best (pasty white, LOTS of tattoo's, jet black hair, teeth were not that white.lol). Any time I would leave my group of friends and go off by myself here she'd come. I was absolutely NOT interested whatsoever and I tried to get that point across by my body language and extremely short answers to her questions, plus I walked off rom her at least 3 times.
Now the funny part. Bar is about to close down, they call for last call. She finds me again (oh joy) and insinuating that she wants to "do something". I took that to mean "do something" as in sex. I figured I'd mess with her some to find out what she had in mind, so I said "what did you plan on doing with me?" She then drops a major bomb on me. She "claims" she's a call girl on the side from her other jobs (she's a waitress at a pizza place and a bar tender at some really crappy bar that I'd never set foot in if my life depended on it). Playing dumb on purpose I said "call girl huh? you mean you're a prostitute?"lol She got offended by that and "says" she's very picky about who she chooses as "clients" and that it's something that she does when she needs some extra cash. I just HAD to ask how much she was going to charge me.haha $350!!!! I literally laughed out loud and said "um, no thanks. I'm not paying for sex and I'm for d@mn sure not going to pay for sex with a girl that looks like you. I wouldn't even fvck you for free if you want to know the honest truth.". Surprised she didn't slap me.
Really though, what in the world did she think a guy like me was going to say to her??? I was WAY out of her league for starters (she could compare herself with the girls that were in my group to see that) and who the he!! did she think she was trying to charge me for sex??? I told the manager of the place on her because I knew he didn't want that type of trash in his place and he agreed....he was pissed.
Now the funny part. Bar is about to close down, they call for last call. She finds me again (oh joy) and insinuating that she wants to "do something". I took that to mean "do something" as in sex. I figured I'd mess with her some to find out what she had in mind, so I said "what did you plan on doing with me?" She then drops a major bomb on me. She "claims" she's a call girl on the side from her other jobs (she's a waitress at a pizza place and a bar tender at some really crappy bar that I'd never set foot in if my life depended on it). Playing dumb on purpose I said "call girl huh? you mean you're a prostitute?"lol She got offended by that and "says" she's very picky about who she chooses as "clients" and that it's something that she does when she needs some extra cash. I just HAD to ask how much she was going to charge me.haha $350!!!! I literally laughed out loud and said "um, no thanks. I'm not paying for sex and I'm for d@mn sure not going to pay for sex with a girl that looks like you. I wouldn't even fvck you for free if you want to know the honest truth.". Surprised she didn't slap me.
Really though, what in the world did she think a guy like me was going to say to her??? I was WAY out of her league for starters (she could compare herself with the girls that were in my group to see that) and who the he!! did she think she was trying to charge me for sex??? I told the manager of the place on her because I knew he didn't want that type of trash in his place and he agreed....he was pissed.