Ah, f*ck it man, I want to get laid and I'm gonna let em' know right off the bat.

[Aragon034]

Ode To ElStud


Oh ElStud, Grand Progenitor of many lulz.
Time and again, we the sub-common, wish for your ballz.

Your lack of experience with the fairer sex,
dost not betray thy ability to members vex.

Creativity flows forth, and many numbers you do achieve
Our suspicions and vaunted laughter though , i feel you not reprieve.

Advice you not take, despite many failed times.
Thus i must show my laughter, in rhymes upon rhymes.

Ask ye how to bed your best ladies? I think not.
You rather wish to be, like many, a commodity hot.

Help from yours truly, comes at a high price.
it demands many actions worthy. of men, and not mice.

Mine own accord, honor has me treat thyself such.
I fear though such wit, will you not understand, much.

None other understand you, oh ElStud the Brave.
Why, how could we? Virgins we'll not be in the grave.

I pray the divine, give ElStud your might.
From the looks of it now, he's in for a fight.

I beseech you kind members, do not laugh at mine words.
Instead, direct your attention to ElStud, and his finely written turds.

I leave you now, with tears of joy on my face.
for this poem. shall bring laughs, to all of this place.


By Aragon034.

 

[Igetit!]

Don't do it,man. Don't do this. This letting girls know that you want to sleep with them 5 or 10 minutes in the conversation is a TERRIBLE idea. You actually surprised me. I thought that Nintendo and Yoshi were the absolute worst approach topics that I have every heard before,but this is actually worse. Judging from the title of the thread,it seems like you are frustrated with the results you've been getting. You remind me of myself a few years ago. I had a lot of confidence,but almost no knowledge. That's where you're at. You have a lot of confidence,you have no problem with approach anxiety,but once you have approached the girls,that's where things start to go wrong. A lot of people here try to help you,but you seem resistant to the advice,and you keep doing what you have already been doing(which is wrong),therefore,you keep getting what you've been getting.

I've said this before,so now I'm going to say it again. We need an accurate account of one of your field reports. We need to know what you said,how you said it,the girls' responses,etc. This way we can look at your basic sarging structure,and help you correct any mistakes you are making.
Don't approach some girl telling her you want sex from her. How do you think she'll not only feel,but also look at you? You think that'll make her feel special?
Do you think that telling her that will make you special or different from all the other guys? Highly unlikely. You'd actually be better off going back to making Yoshi noises and the Nintendo talk. Don't let your frustration get the best of you. You're frustrated because the girls aren't responding,but the girls arent responding because your convo doesn't go anywhere. They aren't interested in what you have to say,but this problem is easily fixable.

Just give us an account of one of your FRs,and be open to what everyone has to say.

 

[ElStud]

Ode To ElStud


Oh ElStud, Grand Progenitor of many lulz.
Time and again, we the sub-common, wish for your ballz.

Your lack of experience with the fairer sex,
dost not betray thy ability to members vex.

Creativity flows forth, and many numbers you do achieve
Our suspicions and vaunted laughter though , i feel you not reprieve.

Advice you not take, despite many failed times.
Thus i must show my laughter, in rhymes upon rhymes.

Ask ye how to bed your best ladies? I think not.
You rather wish to be, like many, a commodity hot.

Help from yours truly, comes at a high price.
it demands many actions worthy. of men, and not mice.

Mine own accord, honor has me treat thyself such.
I fear though such wit, will you not understand, much.

None other understand you, oh ElStud the Brave.
Why, how could we? Virgins we'll not be in the grave.

I pray the divine, give ElStud your might.
From the looks of it now, he's in for a fight.

I beseech you kind members, do not laugh at mine words.
Instead, direct your attention to ElStud, and his finely written turds.

I leave you now, with tears of joy on my face.
for this poem. shall bring laughs, to all of this place.


By Aragon034.

Wow... Too much time on your hand.

And let me ask you Igetit, have you ever gone up to a girl and said this? If not, HOW would you be in any position to tell me it wouldn't go well? I'm just asking these questions. You assume it wouldn't go well. And in the end there are so many factors like subcommunication and confidence that get in the way to the point that "words" wouldn't even matter.

 

[Igetit!]

Have I ever gone up to a girl and said what?

 

[Aragon034]

Wow... Too much time on your hand.

Actually it took me about 6 minutes and 16 seconds to write that all down, i timed it knowing someone would ask.

It helps having had acting and public speaking lessons

 

[oakraiderz2]

You are the exact opposite of the epitome of what this site strives to teach. On multiple occasions you come and banter about 'new' ideas you have and how youre going to change. I remember you from hmmm....5,6 years ago when you were just as stubborn then as you are now. I dont understand, how, after that long an indiviual still lacks the ability to grasp seemingly simple concepts. There will be a definite point in your life where everything will hopefully hit you like a f*cking 767, and the light will finally come on. Continue your not so blissful ignorance to the way the world is and protect your ego. If 400,000 people say one thing about you and another 600,000 people agree, then you may want to listen and refrain from being the sole dissenting individual...but its your life.

 

[TizZle]

1. Girls you approach already know you want in their pants. Unless u look/act like a fag.

2. You want a kiss ---> more.. isolate/escalate(much easier with chicks that have been drinking at least in my scenarios)

3. Read the DJ bible, esp posts by pook & fingz

 

[sprint]

:crackup:

I guess those two dates he had planned didn't work out. Funny, I saw it coming. Did anyone else think that?

Oh and stud, just post your experiments so we can all get some more laughs.

Yeah and what happened with those dates? Funny how he just forgets to mention them.

 

[DonJuan11]

Something like "Well, let's be honest, I approached you because I thought you were attractive and yes I want to get in your pants, but I want to know a bit about you before I do".


Translation: I feel attracted to you and since I consider you a pretty hooker, you should sleep with me

What girl is going to be attracted to "I want to sleep with you because you look like Sharon Stone?" Could she feel any more like a hooker?

You have to learn how to talk to girls to turn them on. Girls don't get turned on the way guys do. For guys, the window for sex is always always open. Girls, there is a small window and you have to know how the system works to get to that window. Some guys are pros and get laid everyday, other guys not so much.

 

[lordson]

despite HardAndy being only 16, hes right

here what happened ElStud, you had a daydream of doing this, and posted it up

please think before you post next time, and don't waste peoples time


its one of the stupidest things to do ever, and will 100% NEVER work. not 99%, the full 100% will never ever work. sure i've daydreamed of that myself, who hasn't? get the pleasentries out of the way and get straight to the humping

we don't live in a hollywood movie, welcome to the real world

 

[young_gun]

ElStud, you don't even realize what you'd be getting yourself into by doing that. I can just imagine you going up to some girl at the mall and saying "Hey, let's fvck" and then having her boyfriend coming up and pounding your ass into submission. I'm starting to wonder if you ever take a second to use your brain's thinking function before you do these things.

 

[Snowman23]

Ya know, I've been on this forum for a while now, and I never thought I'd say this, but... some of these guys just cannot get girls and never will. I'd like to know how their minds work.

 

[AllInADaysWork]

People, seriously. Ignore this idiot.

AND BAN THIS LOSER.

 

[true romance]

Elstud

Read the post from MikeYikes. This is a very good advice
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=151046&page=3

You have confidence, no fear of approaching..these are great qualities.

Just be patience, build a good foundation how to converse with women, understand body language, learn to read them...creat natural attraction

Build you social circle, surround yourself with women...just listen to what they said. Build your life ..stop focus on women, dating for a while. Be a cool guy...
This is your prime years, build a good foundation and you will reap the rewards for years to come..

 

[Snow Plowman]

Question for everyone...

How many of you guys actually tried this?

Don't knock something unless you haven't tried it, anything I've ever spoke about or mentioned, I've atleast consciously practiced it for a month just to get my own personal experience on how it all works.

It's not impossible for this to work but there are other parts you have to have down for it to work. Maybe if El Stud actually tries this he will get some feedback that will help him grow...

He has to push himself outside his comfort zone that way he can learn...honestly if he is having escalation problems I'd tell him go for the kiss ONE minute in and stay in set...keep trying throughout the interaction...

I did this and my escalation has got even more hardcore than ever before. Getting the kiss is nothing and is as easy as getting the # now. But I had to experiment and push myself even further...

I've tried being super direct not in a HORNY, Desperate, Needy way which is why I was able to get away with it but either way it's not my style. I have other wings who are like that. The thing with el stud is I know he is coming from a needy scarcity place so him wanting to go super direct is coming from him lack of getting laid and wanting to be fufilled which is bad...but either way this will help him in someway...

 

[Sandow]

There are no shortcuts in this life. You have to work hard if you want to be successful at anything.

 

[Groovy]

I predict that one of his days elstuds confidence will rocket! I think that he may not call the numbers because he lacks confidence of some sort, but one day he'll get in the zone and it'll hit him and he's gonna say to himself, "DAMN, TODAY IS THE DAY!", and will be more agressive and actually call the numbers! :cheer:

If you have a hard time believing, check it, this idea already shows some confidence!! If he keeps approacing, he will have enough confidence and it's gonna be GENUINE, and he'll finally say:EAT IT UP HATERS!

And this one goes to some of you: Don't ever discourage anyone, who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.

I'll be keeping an eye in ElStud's threads, I think it will be inspiring when posts that lay report.

 

[GaryUranga]

Ode To ElStud


Oh ElStud, Grand Progenitor of many lulz.
Time and again, we the sub-common, wish for your ballz.

Your lack of experience with the fairer sex,
dost not betray thy ability to members vex.

Creativity flows forth, and many numbers you do achieve
Our suspicions and vaunted laughter though , i feel you not reprieve.

Advice you not take, despite many failed times.
Thus i must show my laughter, in rhymes upon rhymes.

Ask ye how to bed your best ladies? I think not.
You rather wish to be, like many, a commodity hot.

Help from yours truly, comes at a high price.
it demands many actions worthy. of men, and not mice.

Mine own accord, honor has me treat thyself such.
I fear though such wit, will you not understand, much.

None other understand you, oh ElStud the Brave.
Why, how could we? Virgins we'll not be in the grave.

I pray the divine, give ElStud your might.
From the looks of it now, he's in for a fight.

I beseech you kind members, do not laugh at mine words.
Instead, direct your attention to ElStud, and his finely written turds.

I leave you now, with tears of joy on my face.
for this poem. shall bring laughs, to all of this place.


By Aragon034.

hahaha nice man thats what Im talkign about

 

[SharinganUser]

How did this turn out? Did you get laid?

 

[Duffdog]

Question for everyone...

How many of you guys actually tried this?

Don't knock something unless you haven't tried it, anything I've ever spoke about or mentioned, I've atleast consciously practiced it for a month just to get my own personal experience on how it all works.

I do this. All the time. To be fair, since I don't really have much PUA skill or anything like that, I just do what I know. I know that this method works in clubs/bars/house parties, because again, that is what I know.

Elstud, I think that you will have good luck with the super-direct method if you have everything planned out ahead of time. Do you have alcohol ( or whatever you want to do) at your house? Do you have your apartment clean and ready to present to a hot girl? Are you comfortable where you are going to take her?

If you are-- then go for it. Go out to parties, social events, whatever and talk to girls.
Then, forget the number thing and use these words exactly:

"What are you doing after this?"

Do not change them, do not add anything to them, do not overthink them.

Wait for her to say:

"I don't know, why?"

Then, you offer her to come back to your house and party with you/hang out with you, whatever you want to say. When she gets there and you guys have been talking and getting to know each other, fvck her. I want you to do this. No numbers, no dates, (sometimes I don't even know their names) nothing that would tell her that you are going to do anything other than nail her ass to the floor with your d1ck.

let me know how it goes. It worked great for me this last week. Thursday it worked and v. day saturday it worked-- both of them were hot too. I didn't get their numbers until the morning when we woke up, so don't worry about the number thing either. I think it would be cool if you never asked for it and made her get your number.

Elstud, the next time you post, it better be about what happened when you got some girl over to your apt/dorm.