After coming back from months, I feel like this board is in a bad health

[Vulpine]

!!!

^^^^clicking that last one is good for your health^^^^

lol@loading a wiki page then "ZZZZT!!!" www.purplejohn.com

Nevermind John. Purple is the message.

No, I meant grey dots.

 

[BeDJ]

I like this Vulpine guy, holy crap where have you been for the last few years???

Anyways, I've always had a question for you Vulpines,

What do you think is the only thing that YOU do that most of your acquaintances, family or spouse(s) would think is wrong?

 

[Vulpine]

lI meant grey dots.

Fantastic, I'mnottatroll, we get it. Purple. Whoop-de-do. You're better off talking about purple, and not the point of the forum, and I didn't care what that was to begin with.

Actions, kids. Not words. Follow now. Let's go for all 10. Weee!:crazy:

 

[BeDJ]

Also, I have $17 in my wallet....

What would be the best thing I can buy with 17 USD?

 

[Vulpine]

I like this Vulpine guy, holy crap where have you been for the last few years???

Anyways, I've always had a question for you Vulpines,

What do you think is the only thing that YOU do that most of your acquaintances, family or spouse(s) would think is wrong?

It's a tossup at this point. Purple, or cowbell. Pick. Wait though, there's a couple more, now... I'm on a roll.

 

[Vulpine]

I've always had a question for you Vulpines,

I would hit the shift key to type your name, BeDJ. No, I typed it with due respect, man. How does Alt+F work on ƒaggot as viewed? Is it the same "musical" "ƒ" that I see? :nono:.

Type Alt+f and let me see. Turn it purple, too, please.:yes:

 

[BeDJ]

It's a tossup at this point. Purple, or cowbell. Pick. Wait though, there's a couple more, now... I'm on a roll.

Alright,

Would you rather have an inevitably receiving inviting/ready butthole on your forehead given that....

A cowbell rings to your location whenever gay men are around...

OR

The color Purple brings gay men to your 300 foot vicinity?

Edfit for clarityu

 

[BeDJ]

Guys, I think MidnightCity is a buzzkill....

The only7 thing that happens at midnight in my city is hitting on drunk fatties. This dude is the ultimate wingman!

Forget the US goiung dropping bombs right now, this dudes ISIS-decveiving him! get him anmother shot!

 

[Vulpine]

Also, I have $17 in my wallet....

What would be the best thing I can buy with 17 USD?

Kick down $0.50 and you could get 5 hybrid hazenut bushes @ 3.50 a pop. Five hundred years' worth of 60% [Coppiced every 5 years after the first 7-ish years] more oil by weight than soybeans. Plant 'em once, perrenial done, not every year like soybeans. Plus, you get the biomass by-products of coppicing and the by-products of husking, hulling, and coppicing.

But, if you must virtually amog me without making your text purple, I'll have to type "at" you. And, once we've lost constructive communication, all we have is purple.

 

[BeDJ]

Kick down $0.50 and you could get 5 hybrid hazenut bushes @ 3.50 a pop. Five hundred years' worth of 60% [Coppiced every 5 years after the first 7-ish years] more oil by weight than soybeans. Plant 'em once, perrenial done, not every year like soybeans. Plus, you get the biomass by-products of coppicing and the by-products of husking, hulling, and coppicing.

But, if you must virtually amog me without making your text purple, I'll have to type "at" you. And, once we've lost constructive communication, all we have is purple.

Dude you aer so fvcking retarted, you understanmd that bunana plants ge5t the same revenue in 100 years. I hope you arent a weall street trader because i'd demolish you at an amzing .025% Srs, where did you go to school? Harvartd? LOL scrub.

I'm wiyth Midnicht cityt, wjat the fvck are you on because I'd klike to invest in that!

 

[Vulpine]

get back on your meds guy

YEAH! BeDJ!

in soviet russia, drunk fatties hit on YOU!

What's the Purple to Midnight conversion rate?

 

[BeDJ]

YEAH! BeDJ!



How many purples d'I got left?

That wasn't me! Now answerr my question in the beginning! FVCCCCKLKKK!@

IF I AM AROUSED BY MY FLACID PENIS, AM I IN FVCKING TROUBLE???

 

[Vulpine]

FLACID

Gotcha!

You can't suddenly "bold" your flacid penis and make it harder. :nono:
Super weak.

Dump her. NOW!

Edit: Click the Fowking links. How the else do yo u expekt to science? Don't make me purple it. Listen with your soul and feel the logic. This isn't rocket menstruation.

 

[BeDJ]

Dump her. NOW!

I definitely hear you and other SoSuavers, I'm going to dump that b!tch. Anyways, the other hand is giving me a lot of kino lately....Explain that, beta faggots!

 

[BeDJ]

Gotcha!
Listen with your soul and feel the logic. This isn't rocket menstruation.

Alright you little cvnt I just next my s|ut and her fvcking priviledges called the cops. If I were to meet you in real life, I'd beat the sh!t out of you for that advice.

-Sent from Guantanamo Bay Detention WiFi

 

[Colossus]

Okay, that's interesting, but WHERE are you getting this information? Do you mods get a secret handbook on how the rep system works? And if so, why doesn't Atom Smasher have it?

I just figured it out by looking at the mod control panel and watching what happened with my own reps. There is no top secret info here, hate to break it to ya!

 

[zekko]

I just figured it out by looking at the mod control panel and watching what happened with my own reps. There is no top secret info here, hate to break it to ya!

Okay, let's try it this way:
Don't you think there should be a detailed explanation of how the rep system works somewhere on the site? Best place would probably be the FAQ.

 

[BeDJ]

Okay, let's try it this way:
Don't you think there should be a detailed explanation of how the rep system works somewhere on the site? Best place would probably be the FAQ.

I really don't think so, a young doofus like me with 10K posts could have more rep than your much more experienced soul. Whose line is it anyway? Where the points don't matter and black people are funny as hell. When you reach max green levels, you have a sense of false accomplishment. When I had one green bar in 2012, I was much more eager and hungry than I am now. Maybe we can do a Call of Duty System, where you can enter "Prestige Mode." That way you can keep on improving. Unfortunately, you can't reset your rep. I think it would be a fun idea to make alternative accounts and see how much rep points you can obtain in the shortest amount of posts possible. I think my Rep pointost record was 10:1

What I can see is that we rid the rep in the future and implement "x% of members like this post." Of course, we would need a much bigger community than we currently have. Also, I hook up with a chick last night that explicitly told me she had asian fever. Taxi ride within 20 seconds as if I had a gun to her face. I should make a porno, Gone in 20 Seconds. Crap, sorry for the tangent, yes I agree that theory and practicality are two very different things. What we might think will work in theory will more than than not produce desired results in field practice. Happiness is in the eye of the mindless. That's an amazing slogan for the next terrorist organization.

 

[VikingKing]

:moon: Who gives a fck about dots.

Unless of course your indian

 

[ArcBound]

Yes exactly. I personally think the key is a return to simplicity.

Somewhere along the line we complicate the shiat out women and come up with all of these tactics and techniques, etc. Some of 'em are really good and have helped along the years, but NOTHING is better than just keeping things simple.

If we all just tried to be a little more commonsensical about things, life would probably be easier. And better.

Look both ways before you cross the street.
Eat your veggies.
Etc. Etc.

When you see a girl who looks good to you, look her in the eye, smile, say "hi" and see what comes of it.

Agree. I think whenever you read about a new tactic or routine, or new theory, try to boil it down to the underlying principles. You start seeing the same pattern emerge, or that it is really something you already knew under a different name several years ago.