AFC of the century... he needs serious help

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I came across this guys random journal via a link from a friend. This guy needs serious help, maybe some of the best DJs out there can help him. He has the worst case of ONEITIS I have ever seen.

Dont believe me?

Here is an "interview" he posted...

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Some anonymous person left a comment in one of my entries with a bunch of questions. I'm a pretty open person, so I answered them. Apparently I exceeded the maximum length of a comment though; therefore, I'm posting the answers in an entry instead. Meh.

1) How did the Naomi thing START? Where did you meet her? Online, or in person?

Uh, we went to high school together and were friends there, where the word "friends" is somewhat loosely defined. The reason I say that is through most of high school I had friends in classes and school activities, but no one would hang out with me over the weekends or in the summer.

2) How old were you, and how old was she when you guys first "met"?

We first "met" in middle school I guess. Partway through 7th grade she transfered to Wissahickon from somewhere else (Ambler Catholic I think). I remember her being introduced to the class in English with Mrs. Patterson.

I didn't really notice her very much until she punched me in the stomach out of the blue in Mrs. Bank's reading class. At the time I naively thought she was trying to get my attention because she liked me, because I didn't see any other earthly reason to punch random people in the stomach.

That means I was 12 when I first met her.

I didn't know her much until 9th grade though, when I was 14.

3) How soon after meeting her did you feel you were in love with her?

I had a crush on another girl from 1st grade through 9th grade. In 7th grade I was a little intrigued with Naomi because of the punching thing, but I was under the impression she was dating a kid in my science class, which I later found out was some sort of lie he was telling.

At the end of 9th grade and the beginning of 10th grade I didn't really like anyone, but many girls I knew were paranoid that I liked them for some reason to the point of actively avoiding me. From the middle of 10th grade on (9 years ago) I liked Naomi more and more.

4) When did you first make her aware of those feelings, and how did she react?

Uh, I think she was somewhat aware of my feelings before I outright told her. I think it made her very uncomfortable, but she could pretend I didn't have the feelings as long as I didn't tell her, so it was okay. After I told her she was even more uncomfortable and seemed increasingly angry at me.

5) How many times have you met her?

That's a silly question. As I already said, we went to high school together. I can't even begin to count the number of times we "met."

6) Have you actively avoided sexual contact with other women because of Naomi, or if n/a, if a pretty girl wanted to have sex with you would you abstain because of Naomi?

It's never come up obviously. But yes, I would probably abstain.

7) Do you have family, parents etc., living? Where are they? What relationship do you have with them?

Yep, I live at home with my parents while I commute to law school. My brother lives and works in another city, but he's home visiting us this weekend. We all get along great.

8) Are there non-Naomi-related things that bring you happiness?

It depends how you define "happiness." I get fleeting in the moment happiness when I play fun games or laugh at jokes or get involved in television shows, movies, books, etc. But I don't think I will ever get extended fulfilling happiness from non-Naomi related things.

9) What books do you like to read?

I don't read much nowadays. Except my law school textbooks, which I'll be reading quite a lot.

It's hard for me to convince myself to start reading any particular book, but once I start I get really involved in it and can't put it down until I finish. I read the great novels of literature, sci-fi books, books about real life cons, computer programming and networking books, poker books, chess books, and libertarian books.

10) What form do your confessions of love take? How does she become aware of them? Do you E-mail her, etc?

Confessions of love? Uh, I emailed her about my feelings once in a blue moon and I would always compliment her on everything over ICQ back when we talked to each other. When I was planning that road trip I ended each of the emails with an "I love you." I think sometimes in the later years when I sent her presents I would include a short "I love you" note.

11) How does she usually respond?

Mostly ignores me, sometimes gets very angry.

12) What's your social life like at home? More to the point, where IS home?

Parents' house. Not much of a social life. I have a lot of friends, but we don't seem to hang out very much. Just frisbee and the Folk Fest.

13) Have your feelings changed for Naomi during the years since you first knew you felt strongly for her? How so?

Not much. When I learn something new about her it usually makes me like her more though.

Lastly, and you can ignore this one if you want, but I want to know if you have ever considered hurting yourself.

A while ago. I didn't go through with it though because I found out she wanted me alive. Then later I went through that again but she basicly said she didn't want me to die on her account because my parents could sue her.


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This is his livejournal

http://www.livejournal.com/users/chuckmoulton/

Please help if you can
 

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I dunno...sounds like a joke to me.
 

So pimp its scary

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well, alwaysimproving2.

"Your friend" could really do with reading the DJ Bible, and "Your Friend" could also benefit by completing the BootCamp.

I would also recommend "Your Friend" to get the f*cking hint that he doesn't stand a chance with Naomi.... and likely never did.

I would also continue to say that "Your Friend" could use some professional coaching in the area of dating. Perhaps "Your Friend" can meet some DJ's at the local club, people that can act as "Your Friend's" wingman, etc.

Also, "Your friend" shouldn't limit himself to the help of "a geek dj", "Your friend" needs the assistance of the pimpingist dj that he can find.

my thoughts.

PS : You would benefit from some help as well.
 
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are you stupid or what?

He is not my friend, nor do I know him personally. He doesnt even know this thread exists. If you want to help him out make a post in his livejournal if not STFU. You are like the ugly hags who make their screen names sexyhottie547654, "so pimp its scary"

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Originally posted by So pimp its scary
well, alwaysimproving2.

"Your friend" could really do with reading the DJ Bible, and "Your Friend" could also benefit by completing the BootCamp.

I would also recommend "Your Friend" to get the f*cking hint that he doesn't stand a chance with Naomi.... and likely never did.

I would also continue to say that "Your Friend" could use some professional coaching in the area of dating. Perhaps "Your Friend" can meet some DJ's at the local club, people that can act as "Your Friend's" wingman, etc.

Also, "Your friend" shouldn't limit himself to the help of "a geek dj", "Your friend" needs the assistance of the pimpingist dj that he can find.

my thoughts.

PS : You would benefit from some help as well.
Where the hell did you get the idea that he "knew" this person?
 

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You think that is bad? Pablo Piccasso had friend, who was so much in love with a woman, who rejected him time and time again, that he commited suicide because of her.
And i'll stick my dyck in the nearest oven that that was just one of the many suicides that happen everyday because of being hopelessly and so blindly egoisticaly in love.
 

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This guy seems intelligent, but that just makes him more dangerous. Consider the possibility that this is the kind of guy that will snap someday, and start shooting people randomly.
 

So pimp its scary

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HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

Why did you take me so seriously? It's like I touched the wrong chord.

'Your Friend' was meaning YOU.

Keep in mind that you do only have like 3 posts on your name, so I just assumed that you were posting this as someone that you know so that you wouldn't look so bad. A fair assumption, seeing as most people that are new to this site are complete AFC's when they get here... and only moderately better off by the time they leave, and that you could just be testing the waters to see how people would react to your story.

If you don't know this person then why do you need my help to help this guy out, when you could just as easily guide him yourself. If you read the bible, then you are almost as well informed as I am, and anything that I would tell him would be similar to the things that you could tell him. Ie : That girl feels nothing for you.

Also, maybe my name is a little exagerated for my skill level, I DO actually go out and get shot down, pick up chicks, etc. On an almost daily basis... whether or not you believe me... I could honestly care less.

Peace.
 

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You are a little slow aren't you?

Why in the hell would I pretend the story was about someone else instead of my own on an anynomous message board on the internet?

And I dont remember the thread title being "so pimp its scary" please help we need your expertise. If you dont want to help, great, close the window.

This guy is the classic no social skills computer geek, by posting here I thought maybe a former computer geek turned DJ would be able to realte to him better than I could. I have also never been infatuated to any woman to a degree that this guy is to Naomi.

In summary, you are an idiot.

Thanks for playing
 

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LMFAO!!!

To answer your question, yes, very slow. So slow it takes me an hour to cook minute rice. :rolleyes:

Dude, I don't know what your motivation would be to try and make it seem like its not you, there are some strange people you know. A better question might be, why are you getting so offended when, unless in your blind rage you failed to notice, I gave about the best advice that I could give without typing out a book for you.

Also, if you are going around reading peoples online diaries, you must also be somewhere in the callibre of Nerd to Computer geek... not that I know, or care mind you. IMHO, it would take an idiot to not notice the valuable advice that I've given... even though I didn't spell it out for you and feed to you in little bite sized chunks.

You could just as easily send this guy the link to this site, or talk to him... but keep in mind, not everyone wants to improve. Some people are happy with the status quo, some people aren't even a project, meaning that they are so far gone that there is no chance that they could learn to be good with women because they have 0 confidence, and don't know nor care how to get some.... or even that they are lacking in it.

Oh, by the way... so sorry that I didn't do better in your little game... and yes it's been fun playing.
 

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Oi Cvnt! Leave "so Pimp its scary" alone b1tch...! he's trying to help u out here... giving u some insightfull tips and u dare to disrespect him..??? if you could only be half of a DJ as he is id be impressed...!
the dude is a lost case.. so forget bout it.. whateva u'll do wont work coz he's a f@ggot just like you...
Peace,
IrReSiStIbLe.:cool:
 

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What are you checking her e-mails for her anyway? Why are you doing her favors like that!? The whole thing is serious AFC behavoir! You are checking to see if she has e-mails from other men?? Why are you doing that for her? Have you no pride?

STOP IT NOW!

And yes, do not read other people's e-mails!

DIetzcoi
 

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Sorry posted to wrong thread... but the advice is still good!

Dietzcoi
 

Don't always be the one putting yourself out for her. Don't always be the one putting all the effort and work into the relationship. Let her, and expect her, to treat you as well as you treat her, and to improve the quality of your life.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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so pimp it's scarey is right

You do seem a little up tight or defensive alwaysimproving2.

Take a chill pill, no one is having a go at you ...... well not that badly.
 

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Originally posted by alwaysimproving2
You are a little slow aren't you?

Why in the hell would I pretend the story was about someone else instead of my own on an anynomous message board on the internet?

And I dont remember the thread title being "so pimp its scary" please help we need your expertise. If you dont want to help, great, close the window.

This guy is the classic no social skills computer geek, by posting here I thought maybe a former computer geek turned DJ would be able to realte to him better than I could. I have also never been infatuated to any woman to a degree that this guy is to Naomi.

In summary, you are an idiot.

Thanks for playing
hey Chuck, what is that 'rackmount server' that you keep referring to in your journal ? Sorry about Naomi, btw - it's a good thing you found this site. Best of luck to ya
 

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That sounds a little like me when I was younger there was this girl i had known since primary school and we also went to the same high school and i developed a crush on her when i was about 13 through to about the time i was 16 i remember asking her out on the phone but got turned down, i kind of got mixed signals from her after that so i wasn't too sure whether she was interested in me or not. When I was 15 i sent her a nice letter and she seemed quite happy about it but didn't say anything about it i sent her another letter later on and she rang me up and said she didn't appreciate the letters and told me she didn't know where i got the idea that i liked her from and then told people about it and i got teased a bit. I completely ignored her from then on and this to my suprise she was quite unhappy for a while after that. oh well.
 

If you want to talk, talk to your friends. If you want a girl to like you, listen to her, ask questions, and act like you are on the edge of your seat.

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