silverdog
Don Juan
rofl!!! now thats funny!Originally posted by Blaaaaat
now... this IS humor!!!!
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rofl!!! now thats funny!Originally posted by Blaaaaat
now... this IS humor!!!!
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I'd hit that sh!t... I wouldn't want any sort of relationship though.Originally posted by AceyR6
This is the girl he's been after all these years. She's not even fvckable in my opinion.
http://chumpco.com/~snicker/pix/pnaomi/scanned_photos/school-single.jpg
My reaction to this thread and this photo summed up in two words: HOLY ****!Originally posted by AceyR6
This is the girl he's been after all these years. She's not even fvckable in my opinion.
http://chumpco.com/~snicker/pix/pnaomi/scanned_photos/school-single.jpg
Great one, silverdog!Originally posted by silverdog
ohhhh yuck!! but hey look at the good side of her name, when spelt backwards spells I moan
Dude you stole the words out of my mouth...Originally posted by Krassus
My reaction to this thread and this photo summed up in two words: HOLY ****!
What a fu*king psycho!There are many different levels of hornyness.
Those of you who have had sex or who will probably have sex in your lifetimes will never be able to appreciate the nuances of these levels, but I'll outline them for you anyway.
Level 1 is where you aren't really thinking about sex. I vaguely remember being in that condition back in third grade. Sweet innocent childhood.
Level 2 is where you are thinking about sex with someone you love. All the time. Hint: hitting your head against the wall doesn't make it stop.
Level 3 is where you are thinking about sex with people you don't care about at all. I call that Terminator mode... if I'm walking around in a crowd with a lot of women it's like a girl walks into my field of vision and I zero in on her breasts. TARGET ACQUIRED. Some stats flash across the screen and I scroll through a menu of sexual positions. When I no longer have visual contact a new target is quickly located and assessed. This continues until there are no women in sight, then I go back to the files.
Level 4 is where even really ugly girls start to look good. Immediate porn is required to fix that dangerous condition. IMMEDIATE PORN. I recommend carrying an emergency stash with you everywhere.
Level 5 is where you begin to look at common household objects and try to figure out if you can have sex with them or not. Being a big geek I think of this as simple classification. I make a "yes" pile and a "no" pile, and come up with elaborate explainations to justify my decisions.
Sometimes I get carried away though. I wonder if my parents will be confused when they wake up and find everything from their living room in two big piles.
It's definitely time for sleep.
Don't always be the one putting yourself out for her. Don't always be the one putting all the effort and work into the relationship. Let her, and expect her, to treat you as well as you treat her, and to improve the quality of your life.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.