Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Alright, let's set the stage, start from the beginning, foreshadow, whatever you want to call it.
Sittin in art class, this girl Carey (about a 5 if you guys are curious) and I joke around a lot, I punch her in the leg, deadleg, no biggie. A few minutes later she hits me dead in the spine. So after class I bop her one right in the ass. Apparently I got her harder than expected and it knocked the wind out of her, she cries, later goes to the nurse to get an icepack. One of the counselors comes, talks to me, end of story right? Eh apparently not.
After lunch I'm talking to a friend of mine, and he goes "Dude, I hear you want to fight Jeremy". I have no idea who Jeremy is. After he gives me Jeremy's last name, I put two and two together, it's Carey's brother. I'm like "Eh, he probably wants to fight me, if he swings I'm goin off man. Otherwise I don't give a sh*t" I end up walkin to class. A couple of people tell me "Oh, he's not going to do anything, he's a p*ssy, all talk" You know, stuff like that.
So, I'm on my way to 6th period, and Carey comes up, and we're talking, and shes all cool and stuff, I tell her how her brother wants to start some sh*t, and shes all like "Dude, hes not going to do anything, hes just mad or whatever" and this other girl (bangin body, weird face) is all like "Oh don't worry Evan, I'll make sure he doesn't do anything". I'm thinkin, why? Let the kid swing, I'm dyin' for a fight. Anyways, finish off the school day.
As I'm walking down the hall after school, this Andy kid is like "Hey Evan, I thought you were supposed to fight Jeremy?" I'm like, how the hell do all these people know whats going on, and I have no clue. Apparently this kid has been tellin' people all about it. Eh, whatever. He noticed the look on my face and is all "You have no idea do you...?" I didn't, so I told him.
I wasn't about to go around getting in a fight for the hell of it, so I asked one of the principals if track practice was still on, due to conferences, he says no. Weightroom? Same deal. So I walk to the front. My friend Kevin, doesn't even say hi, is just straight up "Dude, hes waiting out front for you." I'm like what the hell..more people know. Oh well. I walk out front.
Look for him.
Don't see him.
Look some more, don't see him.
I spot him in the middle of a group of kids. I walk up, they all back away and form some big ass circle. I get in the kids face..convo goes something like this
Me: You aren't gonna do sh*t.
Him: You f*ckin hit my sister man, thats bull sh*t.
Me: I didn't "f*ckin hit your sister man. We were f*ckin jokin around, talk to her and you'll get the story.
Him: I don't g*ve a sh*t, you don't f*ckin hit a girl.
So I take a step closer, face to face
Me: Like I just said, b*tch, I didn't f*ckin hit your sister.
Next thing I know, the punk jacks me one in the face. Just what I was waiting for, self defense
So, he swings again, I duck under it, next thing I remember I'm dropping lefts to his face over and over again. He puts his hands over his face, starts basically curling up in a ball. So, I try to put a couple knees in his face. I don't think they landed lol, but it was worth a shot. So I go back to the fists, by now hes bent down so much they're basically landing on the side/back of his head. I'm getting pissed now. He wanted to fight and it basically p*ssyin out now.
Me: Get the f*ck up!
He ends up falling down, pulling me halfway with him. Somehow my coat ends up covering his face, and he basically hides under there. By now I'm exhausted, I'm by no means conditioned to be punching over and over again for any length of time. So, with a big ass smile on my face, I'm waiting for him to move the coat and give me a clean shot. Unfortunately, principal broke it up. Big macho man gives me a little push as I'm being held back by two of em. So tough
As I was sitting in the office, his sister was f*ckin' goin OFF on him. Oooooh wee, she was mad at that kid lol
Anyways, after talking to some kids to get some facts, apparently I smashed his head into the ground a couple times? I don't remember that, but it sounds good. So I'll add that somewhere in my story lol
3 days out of school suspension. Thats it. No biggie. Ah, violence. How satisfactory.
***Edit: Let me add something to this before all you knights in shining armor come in here and try to get all noble. After I was let out of the office, I had to wait for my ride. I had maybe 15-20 people asking me about the fight, and I told them all the same story. No details left aside. There was maybe only about 5 or 6 GUYS out of those 15-20 people, the rest were all female. You want to know their reaction? "Why would you fight over that, you guys were just messing around" Thanks fellas. I hope your mothers know what great guys you are.
Sittin in art class, this girl Carey (about a 5 if you guys are curious) and I joke around a lot, I punch her in the leg, deadleg, no biggie. A few minutes later she hits me dead in the spine. So after class I bop her one right in the ass. Apparently I got her harder than expected and it knocked the wind out of her, she cries, later goes to the nurse to get an icepack. One of the counselors comes, talks to me, end of story right? Eh apparently not.
After lunch I'm talking to a friend of mine, and he goes "Dude, I hear you want to fight Jeremy". I have no idea who Jeremy is. After he gives me Jeremy's last name, I put two and two together, it's Carey's brother. I'm like "Eh, he probably wants to fight me, if he swings I'm goin off man. Otherwise I don't give a sh*t" I end up walkin to class. A couple of people tell me "Oh, he's not going to do anything, he's a p*ssy, all talk" You know, stuff like that.
So, I'm on my way to 6th period, and Carey comes up, and we're talking, and shes all cool and stuff, I tell her how her brother wants to start some sh*t, and shes all like "Dude, hes not going to do anything, hes just mad or whatever" and this other girl (bangin body, weird face) is all like "Oh don't worry Evan, I'll make sure he doesn't do anything". I'm thinkin, why? Let the kid swing, I'm dyin' for a fight. Anyways, finish off the school day.
As I'm walking down the hall after school, this Andy kid is like "Hey Evan, I thought you were supposed to fight Jeremy?" I'm like, how the hell do all these people know whats going on, and I have no clue. Apparently this kid has been tellin' people all about it. Eh, whatever. He noticed the look on my face and is all "You have no idea do you...?" I didn't, so I told him.
I wasn't about to go around getting in a fight for the hell of it, so I asked one of the principals if track practice was still on, due to conferences, he says no. Weightroom? Same deal. So I walk to the front. My friend Kevin, doesn't even say hi, is just straight up "Dude, hes waiting out front for you." I'm like what the hell..more people know. Oh well. I walk out front.
Look for him.
Don't see him.
Look some more, don't see him.
I spot him in the middle of a group of kids. I walk up, they all back away and form some big ass circle. I get in the kids face..convo goes something like this
Me: You aren't gonna do sh*t.
Him: You f*ckin hit my sister man, thats bull sh*t.
Me: I didn't "f*ckin hit your sister man. We were f*ckin jokin around, talk to her and you'll get the story.
Him: I don't g*ve a sh*t, you don't f*ckin hit a girl.
So I take a step closer, face to face
Me: Like I just said, b*tch, I didn't f*ckin hit your sister.
Next thing I know, the punk jacks me one in the face. Just what I was waiting for, self defense
So, he swings again, I duck under it, next thing I remember I'm dropping lefts to his face over and over again. He puts his hands over his face, starts basically curling up in a ball. So, I try to put a couple knees in his face. I don't think they landed lol, but it was worth a shot. So I go back to the fists, by now hes bent down so much they're basically landing on the side/back of his head. I'm getting pissed now. He wanted to fight and it basically p*ssyin out now.
Me: Get the f*ck up!
He ends up falling down, pulling me halfway with him. Somehow my coat ends up covering his face, and he basically hides under there. By now I'm exhausted, I'm by no means conditioned to be punching over and over again for any length of time. So, with a big ass smile on my face, I'm waiting for him to move the coat and give me a clean shot. Unfortunately, principal broke it up. Big macho man gives me a little push as I'm being held back by two of em. So tough
As I was sitting in the office, his sister was f*ckin' goin OFF on him. Oooooh wee, she was mad at that kid lol
Anyways, after talking to some kids to get some facts, apparently I smashed his head into the ground a couple times? I don't remember that, but it sounds good. So I'll add that somewhere in my story lol
3 days out of school suspension. Thats it. No biggie. Ah, violence. How satisfactory.
***Edit: Let me add something to this before all you knights in shining armor come in here and try to get all noble. After I was let out of the office, I had to wait for my ride. I had maybe 15-20 people asking me about the fight, and I told them all the same story. No details left aside. There was maybe only about 5 or 6 GUYS out of those 15-20 people, the rest were all female. You want to know their reaction? "Why would you fight over that, you guys were just messing around" Thanks fellas. I hope your mothers know what great guys you are.
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