Last Man Standing said:
Haha, are you encoraging him prostituting his own wife?
WIFE? She's not a wife! She's a hor with a license to steal! (A marriage license, that is)
*She doesn't have sex with him
*He isn't allowed to live with her
*She doesn't like it when he comes over, she just takes his money and boots him out.
What is she hiding I wonder?

Care to make a guess?