22 Tips to Keep Girls Happy

[dirtyvibe]

1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy)

2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. and grab her hand first.

3 . Kiss her on the forehead.

4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. better yet, dont hang out with any unless shes there with you.

8 . Write her notes. (she loves them)

9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.

10 . Play with her hair.

11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.

12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.

13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.

14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.

15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.

16 . Give her piggyback rides.

17 . Bring her flowers

18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when youre alone.

19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.

20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.

21 . Kiss her in the rain.

22 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.

 

[mikeb1205]

WOW

i bet you've scared more than one hb off with that hocus pocus. your lucky only guys read this stuff.

 

[thekingdooder]

Sounds real corny. I wouldn't try that on a first date.

 

[SinisaD]

Doesen't this site have any plagerism rules?? because I am 100% sure I saw this stuff on another site. Unless you happen to have been the person who posted the EXACT THING WORD FOR WORD DirtyVibe.

Please give credit where it is due.

 

[SilkiSmooth]

Yeah, I think he stole that from this female site called www.how_to_turn_your_man_into_BEE-ATCHES!!!.com.

 

[SinisaD]

I never want to put people down or attack what they post. But I do hate it when people copy other peoples work without giving credit.

O and SilkiSmooth that is 100% correct :woo:

Edit: Not sure of the originall site but here are a few.... to show that am not a "lier"

www.livejournal.com/users/*****control042/ (Scroll down a bit)

spaces.msn.com/members/pamxp/PersonalSpace.aspx?_c01_blogpart=blogmgmt&_c=blogpart

I can continue doing this, but all u have to do is put one of his advices in a search engine and quite few sites will pop up with the exact same thing. I do know that I saw this on one site as possible source but non of these sites i posted here as well give credit to originall source. But even if you don't know where this stuff came from at least give some credit from the site u found it at.

EDIT #3 : For some reason my links down work argh but if u don't mind and would like to know just paste on of the advices in a search engine and quite few will pop up anyways sorry for long post .

 

[ScrewIt]

good tips! the little things (showing affection and intimacy) is what most women will remember you for. Mainly useful in LTR

But as what the others said, most of this stuff wouldnt apply on a first date. a few would.

 

[dirtyvibe]

i got it in some chain letter

 

[Brian20o2]

I hate these damn myspace thread bullitens.

"Repost this in the next 2 min or have bad luck in realtionships for 5 years. If you repost this you will have the most amazing day tomorrow."

STFU!

 

[MightyMate]

Funny post. Its no working at all..

 

[SinisaD]

Sry for lash out DirtyVibe. But am get back to DJ Bible reading. Sorry again man, but i just get bit irritated when people dont give credit .

Tho as ScrewIt said this is LTR material.(Dont take my advice if u dont want to cuz am new to site and DJ in Learning)

 

[dirtyvibe]

Originally posted by SinisaD
Sry for lash out DirtyVibe. But am get back to DJ Bible reading. Sorry again man, but i just get bit irritated when people dont give credit .

Tho as ScrewIt said this is LTR material.(Dont take my advice if u dont want to cuz am new to site and DJ in Learning)

i dont give a **** what you think

 

[SinisaD]

I dont expect you to care of what I think, but some moderators might not be friendly of PLAGERISM and BAN u from site. But this is my last post to your thread, I tried being nice and stuff but whatever, ARGUING on the internet is pointless. End of Discussion.

 

[Bill]

I agree, e-fights are so 1998.

On topic: I feel this has no real relevance here, it looks like some checklist off a teenage girl magazine.

-Bill

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by SinisaD
Doesen't this site have any plagerism rules?? because I am 100% sure I saw this stuff on another site. Unless you happen to have been the person who posted the EXACT THING WORD FOR WORD DirtyVibe.

Please give credit where it is due.

Guys all over the net have been plagiarizing that list all over.

1. http://www.xanga.com/dymeplus99
2. http://fbunny2.blackeyedpeas.com/
3. http://www.wsu.edu/~schatzer/
4. http://dreamer20072000.mydeardiary.com/entry.html?de_key=1819704
5. http://pullmyblog.com/
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   But hey, the more AFC's there are using these "tips," the easier it will be for the DJs to stand out.

 

[Desdinova]

1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not fine, or sexy)
If you're not in a LTR, don't do this. If you're in a LTR, tell her this once in a while.

2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. and grab her hand first.
Hold her hand when it's convenient.

3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
Make sure you get to her lips before you do this.

4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
Lousy idea. It won't take her long to find you annoying.

5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
Read my signature.

6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
Examples???

7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. better yet, dont hang out with any unless shes there with you.
Isn't that the point of dating???

8 . Write her notes. (she loves them)
Write her a note in her birthday card. The rest of the time is just useless.

9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
Not always a great idea.

10 . Play with her hair.
I'll agree with this one. KINO

11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
Agreed. KINO

12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
She'll like it more if you fvck her in the park. Women like excitement.

13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.
Lousy idea. You want to use ****y/funny, not become a clown.

14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
...after you fvcked her

15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
Again, read my signature.

16 . Give her piggyback rides.
Agreed. KINO

17 . Bring her flowers
NOOOOOO!!!

18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when youre alone.
Shouldn't that come natural?

19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
Shouldn't that come natural too?

20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
Sure. She'll masturbate to them when you're not around.

21 . Kiss her in the rain.
Kiss her whenever.

22 . If your in love with her . . . tell her
Only if you're in a LTR or transitioning to one.

 

[gimmeyofonenumba]

You guys fail to see what afc is. All 22 of thoose things are great, do them all. HOWEVER...do not do it at every chance you get...dont do thoose things when she's always expecting, do all things on that list like maybe like once or twice in a blue moon and dont do them too early on.

 

[comic_relief]

Desdinova I love that quote in your signature.

I was at family gathering and my parents told me to get my girlfriend flowers when she is mad. I told them that quote and they stared at me shocked. It was funny as hell because my parents disagreed with me but my grandmother loved it and told me that that was so funny yet true.

comic_relief

 

[Badmannaz]

I bet half of you guys who lashed out at this guy don't ave any girlfriends seriously, feeding your ego by flaming some other guy is getting old... we all know your that AMOG that likes to talk about people to make you feel good...

personally i though those tips are some things that will keep a relationship going...

if you don't like it jus STFU... I don't like reading a thread and everytime there's some bitter *******s who are flaming the guy because they don't have anything better to do on the net...

if your criticism isn't factual then STFU...
don't tear down your fellow AFC because he's tryna show some clueless f**kers on here some info...i never saw that before and i wanna say thanx for posting that public information some of it might come in handy...but seriously some of you need to just STFU
seriously



it's getting old

 

[( . )( . )]

Not that it really needs to be said, but yeah most of that stuffs time wasted and obviously rubbish. None of that sh!ts going to increase a guys "relationship" shelf life.

I've a tenner that says the next guy who's an azzhole, keeps her on her toes, shows little affection and nails her well would last just as long with her (if not longer) than the douche bag who follows all that sh!t. Probably getting into Destiny 9 territory there but you get the idea.

12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.

lol fvck that noise, I'd rather talk to the pigeons.