22 Tips to Keep Girls Happy

[LeviathanIYG]

15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.

If a dog sh*ts on the carpet do you praise it?

 

[Keeper]

Originally posted by dirtyvibe

3 . Kiss her on the forehead.

6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

10 . Play with her hair.

11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.

14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.

16 . Give her piggyback rides.

19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.

21 . Kiss her in the rain.

Those are the only ones I'd single out, that could work, once you're in a LTR with a girl. :-( Others are all just gay.

 

[white cloud 8]

Yeah man, this is f*cking horsesh*t. Stupid girls think they have to be treated with a certain status .

 

[frivolousz21]

Yeah man, this is f*cking horsesh*t. Stupid girls think they have to be treated with a certain status .

and you dont want your women to treat you like a king?

 

[Keeper]

Originally posted by frivolousz21
and you dont want your women to treat you like a king?

Hear hear!

 

[syncmaster]

It works well in an ltr. It's just being a good guy. Don't loose your edge but you can't maintain an ltr w/ just negs and routines.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by syncmaster
It works well in an ltr.

That's being pvssy whipped. That's why LTR become SO boring for most couples. The become complacent and then it gets even worse, they become old.

 

[n00bPimp]

I agree more with Maddox's list of 26 things a guy should do.
Maddox
The guy is a genious.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by n00bPimp
I agree more with Maddox's list of 26 things a guy should do.
Maddox
The guy is a genious.

 

[Wyldfire]

Don't laugh at the list guys...

That is EXACTLY the way my fiance' treated me. I loved him very deeply. If he hadn't been killed I would be married to him now.

It's NOT doing those kinds of things that freak a woman out. It's neediness and clinginess that freaks her out. You can do every one of those things without smothering a woman. The mistake a lot of men make is this...

When a woman has her fill of intimacy and closeness she will pull away a little bit. Some men freak out when she does this and tries to give her more intimacy than she needs...desperately clinging to her because he thinks her pulling away means she doesn't want him anymore. So he grabs on tightly and won't let go. This makes her pull away even more...and he clings more. Eventually she can't take it anymore because the guy is smothering her and not giving her enough breathing room.

Again...it's not being sweet and romantic that scares women off. It's not giving her any breathing room once she's satisfied emotionally and pulls back a bit. If you let her pull back and you pull back too she will be back to her affection and attention loving self in no time.

 

[DonJuanMonk]

Do those things when after 1-2 months of dating PS. Myspace/Friendsterish webpages are gay.

 

[GirlCrazy]

Some of my favorites:

1.) Hold her down and fart on her.
2.) Embarrass her in public.
3.) Randomly contradict her.
4.) Tickle her until she turns blue.
5.) Make her laugh until she turns blue.
6.) Hide her chocolate.
7.) Take credit for her good ideas.
8.) Refuse to ask for directions.
9.) Pull over and make her drive when she complains about your driving.
10.) Steal her towel and clothes when she's in the shower.

 

[wavejams007]

Originally posted by GirlCrazy
Some of my favorites:

1.) Hold her down and fart on her.
Disgusing, sounds like something a middleschooler might do
2.) Embarrass her in public.
This is sorta what neghitting too far does
3.) Randomly contradict her.
A.K.A. flirt with her
4.) Tickle her until she turns blue.
Intense kino
5.) Make her laugh until she turns blue.
Too much funny, too little ****y, you come off as a clown
6.) Hide her chocolate.
Or better yet, eat it.
7.) Take credit for her good ideas.
This is what most geniuses do
8.) Refuse to ask for directions.
Real men don't need directions
9.) Pull over and make her drive when she complains about your driving.
R U outta ur mind? You'll need a tow real soon.
10.) Steal her towel and clothes when she's in the shower.
Aren't you too busy in the shower with her to do that as well?

his comments needed some slight revision.

 

[Bloke]

23. Get dumped

 

[wheelin&dealin]

Honestly though... one very useful tip, especially with ltr's is...


Get her cheap gifts every once in a while. I'm talking like spending 10 bucks on a crappy necklace or something every so often when she's not expecting it. She equates this to you thinking about her and that will keep her very happy. If you show up with a gift for her for absolutely no reason, it will be worth it's weight in gold for your relationship. She will bullsh*t to her friends about it and you will get huge rewards.

 

[Taviii]

Originally posted by Desdinova

20 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
Sure. She'll masturbate to them when you're not around.

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

The 22 tips suck!!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Bloke
23. Get dumped

:crackup: :crackup:

 

[( . )( . )]

Originally posted by Bloke
23. Get dumped

lol:crackup::crackup: