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For a woman doing leg stretches "practicing for delivering my baby?" For a women running laps "Baby you look so damn fine, you been running all around my mind. You must be tired by now" or running behind a girl with big ass and tits "Nice Jiggle physics" For a woman on the punching bag...

what are you a peacock or something, man?

You fvckin ignore her until she is single. fvck cheating broads dont worry yourself with that crap

I talk to my weiner because it is worth talking to. it is special just like yours should be Girls won't want a man who's not confident in his abilities. Stop doubting yourselves and your weiners

That sounds JUST like the stuff preached by PUA's

I dont see anything wrong with just being cool with the gorl I did this last year with a female I approached in class but turned out she had man so oh well, but we still became good study buddies and friends and we still cool to this day. We were a unstoppable team in the class. her man was...

You wanna make your weiner a winner like mine? Well I'm sorry to say ut yours will never be as ballin as mine because my weiner is the best weiner in the world:cool: But you can improve your weiner. Right now you should look in the mirror. Look yourself right in the eye and say "I am a...

Oh My freakin Goodness I lol'd so hard!!! why would you not have the balls to get up and walk if he was making you uncomfortable? Afraid I was gonna tag you from behind? No offense but you sound like a chick. "I didn't want to hurt his feelings, so I'll just lead him on and drop him when I...

You'd be far more likely to Die soon before the world ended use that as motivation instead

lol banned after only 2 posts what an awful troll

Who was stronger? You or that Assh0le? I dont know if it makes much difference, but it's usually the stronger guys that win fights you seem pretty small. try bulking up and then see how your game improves it worked for me. Haven't lost a fight since

You absolutely Mvtherfvckin don't

Chinese

A woman cannot hurt my feelings if i don't let her Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

I am not a princess. I am a KING All ma Kings stand the fvck up!

First, You shave that sucker bald Then you stay away from the pickanick baskets. That should take care of that bear belly Yea, Lay off the carbs. Bears love carbs.

He does got a white girl......jus saying

I was soo close to fvckin this b1tch today. I met her outside while it was raining and I was walking my doggy. She thought my doggy was so cute, so she said hi and we chatted for a bit. She was having trouble with her trash cans. They are heavy as sh1t in our city, So I offered to help her...

I Believe him I was his next door neighbor in our home universe

what exactly does this silly story have to prove? Other than the man is a scumbag and the woman is a gold digger?