Stop leading her right into where she is most comfortable...telling you to call later to "finalize" the plans
Instead...
1. This is when I am busy
2. Tell me when you are free
3. Great we'll hang out _____ at ______ and I'll pick you up
4. I'll call you to confirm/plan/etc.
Don't give her...
Start to sense those moments coming. Learn to end things first.
Usually saying, "Hey I gotta run, it was a pleasure talking to you," works just fine.
It's not a lie either. They are technically helping you improve yourself, and hopefully you were able to improve their day a bit so it really...
Notice if she puts on chapstick too. Now obviously she could just have chapped lips so there is a context to it.
Every time I have been hanging out with a girl that is constantly making sure her lips are kissable...we have kissed.
Rocket surgery.
GIRL: You're sweet
You say...
YOU: Yeah, but I totally have a hidden agenda
or
YOU: And you're well-trained
or
YOU: I'm a lot of things
or
YOU: Hey girl, I put my pants on just like you...one leg at a time
Do ya get it?
Ever done this? I'm sure this isn't new, but I just thought of it and I think it would be hilarious.
Something like...
ME: Wow...I never expected you to be so bad! Your halo is so crooked now
GIRL: What are you talking about?
ME: Oops. That wasn't for you, well at least not yet...
The only time I ever care what a girl is drinking is when she's having a beer and it doesn't look like a mass produced crap beer because then I know for sure I can talk to her about her taste in drinks and it doesn't sound forced.
If you honestly don't care what a girl would be drinking, come...
Just assume she likes you.
Next time she does it, if you even WANT to address it say..."My aren't we being cordial Miss 'insert her last name'!" Then pretend to sit up straight and primp.
If she asks what the word cordial means, tell her you aren't sure but that you think it was an old wooden...
This is painfully simple and remember the old advice of flirting with other women and even dating other women, or simply just having a cool exciting life that keeps you busy.
Ok....
Make sure you are there to buy stuff. Don't be the creeper that watches her from the diaper aisle for 3 hours.
Start by talking with just about everyone in the store.
Intentionally get into traffic "accidents" with your cart and make a huge fuss and ask to see their insurance...
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