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^^^^ Well looky here. Goofy1000 scarfed down his pop tarts, did some stretches, felt like a champ and as usual...BAM! We get this dud.

Goofy1000 lives a great "life" = Posting 24/7/365 live from his safe space while cultivating bed sores

Do the wardrobe first. Make sure you get fitted for a nice, comfy, sleeveless white jacket with the straps. It'll look good on you.

Ponzi your wit is as cutting as a lump of Play Doh. So either you drool on your lunchables while day dreaming of life without your My Lil Pony soft spot protector helmet or you're just backwater swamp land dumb and lazy. I know where my vote is.

You know the tags on mattresses that say "Do not remove under the penalty of law"? Well he took a knife.. And cut one off.

^^^ Dreams of being knocked unconscious by a hit on the back of the head with a King Dong size dildo then having it used on his bottom like a game of Operation.

Hilarious! I could have sworn she was talking about a 10+ year forum fixture in "Guru1000". After all Richard The Frog being subjected to his shock therapy treatments shows a more tenuous grasp on reality than "Guru1000". Embarrassing.