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Or how about what Steve Martin did in "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid": He grabs her tits and says, "I was just adjusting your breasts, they're out of alignment." Something like that. And I saw that episode of Seinfeld. George touched the fabric of a girl's shirt, she didn't like it, and he got...

You're a tool.

Thanks Odysseus. I agree.

Vlada V: I've gotten laid after knowing a girl ten minutes. How the hell am I going to get her life story in that time? I don't care about what she did before. All I care about is sex. If I have to expend all that energy, it's not worth it. What should I do? Interview all her family and...

I was getting interested in this girl, but then I noticed her flirting with other guys. This upset me, and I told a friend of mine that I wasn't sure I should pursue anything with her. Then he gave me this great pearl of wisdom: "What she does before you and after you is none of your business."...

Yes. Ditto what Syncmaster said. I want to do it. I used to do it at my friends' parties, because I had a mammoth music collection, but I was a total AFC then. Do I have to buy my own equipment? Is there more to it these days than just spinning discs? What else do I need to know?

I think it's both a game and an art. People (not just women), being the dysfunctional creatures we are, do not have the capability to play things straight with each other. So we deceive each other, and ourselves. This is how it becomes a game. It is definitely a game. Maybe you don't want it to...

I have naturally boring brown hair, and about a year ago I started bleaching it, and you are so right. Chicks love it. They comment on my hair all the time, but before they never did. I recently got it cut, so now some of the brown is showing, and now I have the frosted look. One woman I fvcked...

Wow, I am truly honored. *sniff* Seriously, I am. If you start showing up with friends from work, that might be a cool idea. It shows you're a fun guy, and you actually have friends. But this is important: Be the one that doesn't act like an idiot. I'm going to ask a stupid question. I held...

Today a girl asked me out, well actually I said "let's go out", but she had already established that it was going to happen. I think the only reason it happened was that I did two things: 1) I didn't come on too strong. I relaxed, busied myself with something else, half-talked, half-ignored...

StuartScott: Sorry I never responded, but I was having a hard time figuring out how to advise you on that. If it was me, and she was at least 18, I'd tell her to meet me somewhere we could have a good time outside the work environment. I have no more patience for the chump bullsh!t. I think it's...

"That's right, girl. You show the rose what the meaning of 'true beauty' really is" and guys, she melted into a stunned silence and her very next words were "What are you doing tomorrow night?" $wEeT![/B] Damn, that is awesome. I believe in originality, but I gotta try that one! Excellent!

This is right on the money, TND. I do a lot of these things with women, and I can just feel the positive effect it has. I know already that a lot of these things work, but seeing it organized like you did it makes it more solid in my mind. I'll be referring back to this often.

My brother used to sell cars. A couple years ago I was buying a car. I really wanted this car. The dealer let me drive it around for a weekend, just so I would fall in love with it, and I did. I told my brother, "This is it. This is the car. I gotta have it." But the dealer wanted too much. My...

Paradox: I am a waiter. The incident with the redneck and the omelet happened to me. Nothing in that post was taken from anybody else's experience. I don't claim to be the absolute authority on anything, but everybody that visits this site has my word of honor (the best thing I can offer) that...

This is something I've understood for quite awhile, and I'm happy to say it's finally sinking in. If guys could just understand this, and keep it in the forefront of their minds, they would see a huge difference in the way women relate to them. The men could seize control of the relationship...

I had my answer ready, but I see Gio beat me to it. Oh well. The modern world has supressed our primal instincts, but they're still there. Sports is probably one of the most salient examples. And of course, sex. We can't get past the urge to procreate, even though the planet is extrememly...

Is this Boogy guy for real? I'm gonna come back and read his words often, to remind me when I'm down, that I'm not the most pathetic guy who ever lived. You must always change who you are, because we're imperfect. Every day we do things that, if we knew better, we would do different. Does...

Well, I don't want to seem like I'm copping out here, but I think that's something best left up to the guy that is there, staking out the joint, assessing the situation with the waitress. My reason for writing this was because I got to thinking about how sad it is to watch these clueless guys...

LOL. Cool. Anytime I can pass on a thing or two I've learned, I'm happy to do it.