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    how do you know when you can start talking to a girl sexually?

    First off, you don't text. There is no "talking" during texting. Text game = no game. You know when to start TALKING to a girl sexually when there is a girl TALKING to you. It's that simple. Until then, you're typing at a virtual girl, in a virtual reality: there is no girl. You...
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    Bad texting or flakey number?

    You get her number, text the same night, then stalk her in the morning over the internet to find her accounts and message those? All of which within 12 hours of getting her number? First off all, texty games are for women. Nothing screams "douche" to a gals vagina louder than a man that...
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    When should I text girl I just met? She texted me first!

    ^This. Repped. Texty games are for women. Don't pander by playing their games. Stand apart: call them. Don't be afraid of confrontation, grab your sack and hit the "call" button ...and do it before you think of anything. That way, the phone ringing is just enough time to take a deep...
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    What Will You Leave Behind

    ...aside from the obvious "mountain of whisky bottles and used condoms". :up:
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    Interest levels and failed first dates, THE BIGGEST ISSUE OF THIS FORUM

    Interest levels and failed first dates First off, to any truly "new to the game" folks that might just be coming on board, I STRONGLY suggest that: Before you get active posting your questions here on the forum, visit the lower-left part of the page. There is a link: The DJ Bible. Click on...
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    Help Me Help My Girlfriend

    Since you're new, I have to ask: Do you know yet what "Captain Save-A-Ho" is referring to? I mean, you're asking us to help your girlfriend to do what, exactly? Stop keeping herself available to another man from her past? Sounds like a ho you are saving, captain. And it's so...
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    Need advice on a fickle 9

    *"All around the mulberry bush" cøck carousel music playing, HB9 swinging through the branches, "...the monkey chased the weasel"* *HB9's biological clock ticks down, no 6'4" doctor/lawyer/accountant "weasel" has been secured, music stops..."POP! Goes the Weasel!"* *Johnny Alias, aka "Plan B"...
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    What Will You Leave Behind

    When I bought my little homestead 5 years ago, I only wanted something for myself. I started planting trees, planning out rock-walled terraces, and essentially "tinkering" with cleaning-up and development of the land. After a couple years, and a few internet searches to verify that my...
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    The Two Types of Strippers are Like Day and Night

    It's nice to know I can get for free what most guys have to pay for. It's funny, bigneil is going on like "going after strippers" is the pinnacle of pimp game. Moreover, he's going after the single mommy strippers. Wait... I haven't been down to rural Texas in quite some time. Didn't they...
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    Girl way too loud in bed, the whole time ...

    Don't mock her, that's some high school "brah" sh¡t. How humiliated would you be if a chick started making fun of your grunting? It has no place in the bedroom. Slickster's "play her like an instrument" is a very good method to get her to quiet down. It certainly beats talking, if she can...
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    The official Borderline Personality Disorder thread [Merged]

    ^^^^ That's some BPD sh¡t if I ever saw it ^^^^ :cuss: to you, too.
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    "Where are the jobs Mr. President?" 320,000+ new jobs created under President Obama

    Sorry, but I can't afford to be giving away my last means of income. If you want some of what I've been smoking, you'll need to at least barter. Otherwise, it's on the way to Colorado to sell.
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    Do you let her shout at you?

    I drink Brawndo. So, I know what you're sayin'. I wear out a lot of shoes, too, in fact. I had a chick screaming at me while I was getting my coveralls and steel-toes on, follow me out of the house screaming, and screamed at me all the way down to the shop. She stood there, screamin' her...
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    I'm feeling a little guilty spinning plates... tips?

    My tip is to realize that women are spinning plates, too. In fact, you're one of her "plates". Since they are doing it to you, too, there is nothing to be "guilty" of. See, I used to feel guilty when I first was bootcamping and learning the ways. It was unnatural to have a surplus, and just...
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    "Men checking out of society because of..."

    Do you guys honestly expect a full-on generic american chick to be able to explain what constitutes "good provisioning"? Much less expect her to admit that only the top 1% of society could actually tick the boxes off her shopping list? Her name invokes an image of a gal with a white dress...
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    Need New Job

    :rockon: An interview at "DTF Medical Center"? Good choice! There's lube, beds, and hotties all under one roof! Hell, there's probably weed and all manner of pills to really keep the party crankin'! Get those plates, doggie, get 'em! GET 'EM! GRRRR!!!! :cheer:
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    "Men checking out of society because of..."

    I know. I checked out of your society, no need to keep reminding me. Right now I imagine you're telling everyone in our circle of friends some ridiculous crap to try to get them "on your side". I'm abusive, I'm stupid, have a small d¡ck, smoke crack, or screwed you over somehow, whatever...
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    "Men checking out of society because of..."

    Whatever your comeback was, it was foreseen. Three chess moves: click on name click on view profile click on add user to ignore list Game over.
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    "Where are the jobs Mr. President?" 320,000+ new jobs created under President Obama

    Fantastic example of the perpetual propaganda sh¡t stream spamming on all channels... NOW HEAR THIS!!! Numbers! Look! Graphs! And look, more numbers, and some buzzwords like "created". Don't look over there for any context, look here. See? Numbers! More buzzwords! No, no, let's not...
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    Girl way too loud in bed, the whole time ...

    I've had this problem. It turns out, women think that "this is most men's dream", too. Did you know that women watch porn? They see those obnoxiously fake chicks and imitate that... ...until someone like me shuts that sh¡t down. V: "Look, I'm all for you enjoying sex. But, please ease up...
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