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"Honey" is too uni-sexual if you aren't already smashing her. Thats like when she is talking to her girlfriends and she lets out a "Gurrrrrrrl..." somewhere in the conversation. It can also be a pretext to her saying something really condescending like, "Honey, you need to take a bath" or...

From someone else in the 40 plus crowd, ditto on the 20something hotties shying away more and more. Even the ones giving IOI, you gotta watch out for the ones looking for sugar daddies. GYM time is a requirement now. Damn if I am going to settle for looking like Patton Oswalt.

If she is a true christian she would want more people to go on the spiritual journey with her. The whole purpose of church is so that you don't worship alone. Sounds like a polite way of her telling you to F off.

Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hlS7nkHt5w

Rooster, rooster, guinea, guinea...cousin's pussi's good as any

Take it from the dentists point of view. This was his office and if he felt uncomfortable around her, he has the right to not have a hostile work environment. Thumbs up to the guy to have balls enough to resist all temptation and just remove the problem.

Her facebook https://www.facebook.com/anita.l.english.7 Her yearbook as Anita Nash (high school sweethearts reconnecting) http://www.classmates.com/yearbooks/Westmoor-High-School/133550?page=46

Check out this show Tariq Nasheed did on weed. He goes off on a tangent about some other stuff in the beginning but it gets back on point a little later. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=938bExZi070

43. I am miles ahead of where I was at 28. Wine isn't the only thing that gets better with age,

You counteract old age by living right and clean (no drugs, smoking, excessive drinking, working out).

That's just it, you are still young and are still learning the game. Unless you were just born a DJ with movie star looks, you will be learning what works and what doesn't. Expect to make mistakes along the way and a lot of one date wonders. Some of my most memorable times were from dates that...

I know that a felony is a deal killer for most chicks but would you guys really care if she was busted for insider trading?

You can also spell "anal" with the letters.

Careful about discarding crimsons. They may grow up one day and tell Xerxes about the goat path.

I can date a white chick, parade her all around town and not worry about getting police dogs let loose on me or ending up like Emmit Till. Fvck the 60s.

And that will be the last time you hear from her. She knew her job and school schedule beforehand.

Your dad made a promise before GOD to be faithful to your mom. Did you do the same for your GF?

Reverse the situation and she would have you reported for harassment so fast.

If you find blood, find a new chick.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1286412/Worlds-oldest-mother-Rajo-Devi-Lohan-reveals-dying.html The world record for oldest mother is 70. Most of those senior citizen moms take a crapload of fertility drugs and ****.