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    Pluto's 'Step-by-Step' Progress Journal

    Was gonna ask what happened. Just peeped into the chat room, saw the log from you and filth this morning. Oh well. Backbreaker said women are an ambition killer...seems true for me so far
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    Women are worth more than men in today's society

    Well women have always been more valuable than men from a reproductive standpoint. A man can potentially impregnate several women in a single day, while women can only have a child once a year or so on max babymaking speed. The hunter-gatherer band with more women and less men can populate...
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    Naughty Ninja's Official SS Involuntary Celibacy challenge! (Let's get it!)

    Day 2 and going strong motherfwckers TIED FOR FIRST!!!!! I bet so many of you pvssies went out and got laid already. HAH!!!! suck it!!!!!
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    A life of solitude and loneliness

    You live in Chicago!!!!!! Come hang out with me Loner I will be your friend ;)
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    FR: Finally landed myself a date after 2 months of straight flaking.

    Well...I owe you guys an update I love this chick. Been going on dates with her on a steady pace of once a week. Last weekend (the weekend before Easter weekend), I took her to Dave & Buster's on Friday, then back to my place. Two days later, on Sunday, I had her come over to help paint my wall...
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    Woohoo I finally got laid!

    My natural humor style is a very male-oriented style. If you haven't noticed, I love self-deprecating humor because I think it's fwcking hilarious. Women tend to gravitate toward more ****y humor types, which I'm not a huge fan of. Anyway, I'm not whining because I'm working on it and...
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    Naughty Ninja's Official SS Involuntary Celibacy challenge! (Let's get it!)

    Easy Way to Guaranteed Victory 1. Log on to SoSuave 2. Find sageproduct's post history 3. Read all of sageproduct's posts 4. Internalize sageproduct's psyche. Become him. 5. You will not get laid.
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    Woohoo I finally got laid!

    This deserves a thread all on its own! Anyone else care to offer donations???
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    90 day no fap journal.

    Hey man. Best of luck on no fapping. Anytime you feel like doing it, check out these articles - you'll NEVER want to fap again. Masturbation's estrogenic effects Penis curvature and Masturbation's relationship How to quit any habit using 3 simple steps
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    Chicks who "mistakenly" leave things in your car or place.

    Wait a sec...I just realized this girl accidentally left her earring at my place last week!!!! Woohoo :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: This totally means I'm like, not a virgin anymore right? Anyone wanna celebrate with me????
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    Woohoo I finally got laid!

    For the record though, I don't give advice. I might chime in on a topic of discussion to share my experiences or feelings, but never do I advise anyone.
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    Naughty Ninja's Official SS Involuntary Celibacy challenge! (Let's get it!)

    By following this gold piece of advice, none of you other fagg0ts stand a chance against me! To da ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Woohoo I finally got laid!

    Just kidding, April Fool's :o
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    Your SS username: What made you choose it?

    Looked around me for ideas for a username. First thing I saw was a cardboard box with Sage Products written on it.
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    How do i change my username??

    ^he's hinting at a little under the table action!
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    Official Sosuave poster roast thread?

    So Burroughs is also typing in bold now... Naughty Ninja, I'm gonna let the secret out now as this is the final clue - Burroughs is your alternate account, made for maximum trolling pleasure!
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    The counseling profession and their mindgames.

    Not that it matters in the lesson of this thread, but I am also curious as to what ended up happening with this girl. Does anyone know?
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    Dudes get girls numbers without saying a word (Vid)

    AWESOME!!!!!! Well I mean it would be if you could stick your penis in a phone number
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