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    Best Rejection Line Ever?

    Filth I wonder why you, me, and Ninja seem to be the only guys who are able to recognize trolls. I must admit, this one is a bit more subtle...but I guess it takes one to know one! :D
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    "Put your number in my phone. Cuz I said"

    I'VE SEEN THIS. That is indeed him. He doesn't deny it either. I've seen almost all of his sh1t, it's great. SimplePickup is better (and just as funny) when it comes to videos of picking up girls: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMS2vSoXRCo
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    Modern Man Gay Music - Bruno Mars

    Actually, Bruno Mars is an insult to the gays
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    Friday Night All Alone - Saturday Night All Alone

    Dear TheLoner, You write very beautifully my friend. Words stem from your fingers With Virtue and Grace Even more so than The budding DJ taking his girl to the zoo. Sorrow and Anguish can be your friend; Slowly, a tear rolls down my eye. Love, Sageproduct
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    The truth or a typical bail out?

    Eh she gets the benefit of doubt in my book. A buddy of mine got flaked on, in which the chick sends a 3 page long text apologizing saying she had to help her sister move. It was legit, they banged not long after
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    Friday Fvckery: Facebook Statuses that AREN'T a good look.

    More positive energy!! Ignore all negative ones! :) Be happy happy happy! As much happy as u can! :) beautiful day! Million reasons to smile!
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    What are you doing this weekend?

    Hey guys when are we getting dis party started!!!!!!!!!!?????
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    "Put your number in my phone. Cuz I said"

    Ninja, he already has. He's gotten arrested among other things http://www.dailydot.com/news/youtube-prank-vitaly-zdorovetskiy-bomb-threat/
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    Get the fvck in here. (SoSuave IRC)

    bada bing bada boom...but i have 2 math tests to study all night long for :(
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    How was your relationship with your parents?

    My dad was a true beta b1tchboy to the core of his being, very controlling, with lots of bitterness toward alphas. My mom was probably above average-looking for a Chinese woman, and the ONLY reason he got her was because she had never dated another man in her life before. They met through a...
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    What are you doing this weekend?

    YES I'M SO PUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm coming to your party man!!! WHO ELSE IS COMING?!?! ALL WEEKEND LONG SS DJ FEST IN CHICAGO C'mon Ninja, Purefilth...TheLoner will pay for your airline tix and I'll cover your lodging ;) you know you want to! Mike32ct take a break from dancing for once! Come out...
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    Official Sosuave poster roast thread?

    But you only have unicellular orgasms :nervous:
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    When should you care/not give a sh!t?

    You never know what's going on in a girl's life. Some girls who have boyfriends will delete texts from other guys without saying anything. I got this number back in October. Took her on an insta-date, she bought me chocolate within half an hour of meeting me, and as we said bye she was already...
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    Naughty Ninja's Official SS Involuntary Celibacy challenge! (Let's get it!)

    I messaged every supposed female poster on SS asking if they'll hold me tight while I cry myself to sleep over why nice guys always finish last. How many points do I get??????
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    How was your relationship with your parents?

    Sh1tty. #ihavedaddyissues #andmommyissues
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    The world's fwcking fetish for traveling

    Now I know plenty of you are going to disagree and maybe even call out my young age. But this was something my best friend and I were talking about and shared a couple laughs over. I couldn't really give less of a sh1t about "traveling and seeing the world" haha. Not that I don't enjoy...
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    Modern Man Gay Music - Bruno Mars

    I hate bruno mars's lyrics with a passion
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    didn't know my bro had a crush on this girl

    Then why wasn't he hitting on her if he likes her. His fault
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    Women are worth more than men in today's society

    Must have been pretty nice to be alive as a man in Rome after Hannibal decimated Rome's manpower :D
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    women who spin plates

    I know totally, mens suck!!!!! That's why I got a sex change ;)
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