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geezaloo, if only this were true and the ladies had a secret something for taxi-drivers, imagine all the CEO's, politicians, doctors, and scientists give up their princely jobs to become taxi-drivers! :nervous:

wow, did you have your son when you were 16?

she is pulling yer leg... did you notice how she 'breaks the news' to you? ''I hope you fun with the girl and make sure you don't leave her pregnant as well'' she is just jealous about your other projects... I wouldn be worried. just be away from her and get some women closer to your own age

I am ssuming yer joking... to me she looks not a day younger than 55.

Cool people? nah, snap outta this.. OK, hold still... SNAP!.. Ok, now you are out of it moving on, the only way you can become 'cool' is by behaving in such a way that all other 'cool' people think you are 'cooler' than them! Got it? Yep, 'cool' is nothing but an illusion, so if you can pull...

Out of curiosity, were you in Vegas for the CES last week?

lol. this thread is getting better by the minute!

This is what I heard a 24 year old guy (a distant friend) say... 'If you don't love chocolate, how will you ever know the feeling of being in love' he apparently has a gf :eek: I am still scratching my head

I Hope you know her better than I know most women. All The Best!

read as: Marketing I was at a bar and a very unassuming beautiful woman (hooker) was dressed like a princess. Now think about it - any sane man would prefer to do a hooker that looks like an 'innocent princess' than a slutty slinky from down the street. and all the hookers 'know' this.

This is strange. To me an an extrovert would say something like.. 'i'll think about it' and an introvert would not say anything at all! get the drift? Don't fall for her logic.

This is like seeing a man in a black outfit with a gun in his hand and is filling up his bag with currency notes at 3:00 in the morning at your friendly neighborhood ATM. and then you ask a very profound question - 'may be he's a thief?' :rolleyes:

And I always thought MILF stood for 'Milf I'd like to fvck' - isn't this odd? :p

oooo.... you are supposed to be a married woman...(but i like the way you are talking like a dirty little cow) :whistle:

What! A double pen! I beg your pardon! What on earth are you insinuating? Are you accusing the lady of being a cheapside ho? Are you suggesting that the lady should try and accumulate as many objects as possible and stretch herself to the ends of the earth? Sire, that is very rude of you. How...

hmmm....so which part of london are you from?

This is what you can do: Give him head, groan like a cow and rip the loudest fart while you confess your undying love for him. As strange as scary as this sounds, it works wonders. Men secretly like it. Believe me, the fact that you are naked is more than enough 'pleasing' for your man.

Just pretend as though you are getting sex elsewhere.. everything will fall in place. and if you find it hard to pretend (as in your desperation is hard to cover), go get another chick - for that is really easier

Chorus: Run away, run away, run away and save your life. Run away, run away, run away if you want to survive. Run away, run away, run away and save your life. Run away, run away, run away if you want to survive. Money, sex, in full control, a generation without soul, Perfect people in a...

what did you learn from this? EASY FvCK, EASILY FvCKED! Also, that is precisely the reason why I don't have anything to do with any social networking website. My privacy is my gold.