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    Bruce Lee in MMA?

    I think he'd do good, but i don't think he'd be the best. These days mma fighters are so well versed in both striking and grappling i just don't see Lee winning against a good grappler with striking skills. Desn't matter how fast you or how hard you can hit, once you end up on the ground with...
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    Bully Beatdown

    Another staged, scripted mtv reality show... It'd be funny if it was real.
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    Lyoto Machida vs. Mauricio "Shogun" Rua

    when's that fight coming up?
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    Movie Review: Client Eastwood's Gran Torino

    I thought the movie was hilarious. Clint's racial slurs had me rolling on the floor. :crackup:
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    Parents Won't Say if Tot Is Boy or Girl

    Way to fuk up your kid for life...
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    What would you say to Megan Fox?

    "You make my c0ck transform" Quickly followed by roughing up by her security and a restraining order.
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    Yet another fvcked up craigslist ad:

    About Me: Professional Female, 30’s(39), tall, 150lbs(180-ish)., healthy, attractive(according to her girlfriends), athletic(needs that workout to lose weight) and hardworking… Ready for my first bundle of joy! Looking to get pregnant in the early fall. Would like to find a home first…
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    How to get your girl to lose weight

    When buying clothes as a gift for her, get it a size or two too small (just make sure she did wear that exact size before she gained weight). If she gets upset with you, just say "well thats the size you wore last time i shopped for you, didnt notice your size changed" or make up some other...
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    Us reports one million cases of swine flu???

    BS. That would mean 1 in 300 people got swine flu, real numbers are nowhere near that.
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    Best news I've heard in awhile

    "I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke." :kick: :up:
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    Strip Club tips

    Heres a tip: When she's dancing right in front of you and bends over, roll up a dollar bill and poke her azzhole with it. Gets a reaction every time. :D
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    Are these shirts gay?

    They are pretty bad. Its not even the colors, but the designs.I'm sure you can find colorful shirts that don't scream "hey look at me i'm wearing colorful sh1t " so blatantly. And it's $25 for a pink shirt with a picture of a peacock...:eek:
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    Self defense or not?

    Get a good lawyer man. But for the future, if someone reaches into your car and tries to hold on, step on it. Theres a good chance the guy will severely fvck his arm up and you wont get in trouble with the law...win-win situation.
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    Letterman vs Palin

    Sounds like Palin's VP campaign. Get your head out of your ass, nobody was even talking about politics until your post. And yes the jokes were funny. :rolleyes:
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    Anyone have this problem with their CD player?

    Thats the most likely cause of your problem. It will also do that if cds are scratched up.
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    Toxic Soup of Plastic Debris, Twice the Size of US

    I bet same people that deny global warming will say this is not a big deal. Not only will this destroy the ocean ecosystem, i wonder how much of that sh1t we ingest by eating seafood.
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    MMA Discussion

    Haha, Rashad got his ass handed to him. Thats what he gets for jumping around like a monkey on PCP before the fight and getting gassed before it all even started. Now we got a guy with some class holding the belt for a change.
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    Our wonderful justice system.

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/05/14/morehouse.justice/index.html What the ****???
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    Why the homotrend is rising

    Yeah, stumbling upon "queer eye for the straight guy" when flipping through channels is so much worse than not having a right to free speech,free press, and having an oppressive militia government. Poor fvcken you. Please do move. :down:
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    Why the homotrend is rising

    Instead of spending so many minutes of your life figuring out why the homo agenda is spreading, just be glad that you like pu$sy and stop worrying about everybody else.
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