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Thanks- are you in the over-30 crowd that needs to get out there & start stealing the younger women?

JP, good move on joining the gym. I don't know what kind of shape you're in now, but a lot of people seem to think gyms are only for bodybuilders or those who need to lose a ton of weight. Even if you already have a lean build & look good in a swimsuit, doesn't hurt to firm it up & put on a...

Hey Peak, why strip the lining of her COAT?

> Initially i thought u needed a few weeks to get the dancing down and build up your confidence, but u have exceeded expectations Me, too. Never dreamed my plan would work so well so fast. Thought at best it would take a month or so to get comfy on the dance floor, not an hour. That was...

BBJ, many around here might disagree with me on this, but I think that in the overall scheme of things, a night out that doesn't involve bringing someone home, or lining up a date, or sexing a chick on the dance floor, or even getting a single phone number, yet results in you learning a few...

> But whenever she called, she used the *67 -- and she was the ONLY person who called who did so, so we always knew it was her when we saw the 'anonymous' come up on the caller ID screen. How do you know she was the only one if it was anonymous? The whole point is that you don't know who it...

> You don't call me often enough. My response: Your phone can only receive calls? What rate plan are you on?

Have you tried using *67 before you dial?

> I luv it when they leave thier panties at my place! Yeah, it's always nice to have something to hang on the walls. It's the little things that make a house a home. Plus if she's really hot, her panties make a nice face "muff" for going outside on a cold night.

> You got that right. Ooh, you know how I like it when you talk tough, big guy.

> Let me know what you find cause I plan on making a trip over there soon enough. Email me before you do that. I'm thinking Superbowl, super hoes! I was just there two hours ago. No kidding. And Orlando ain't that far; I'll be over there soon enough. > Your posts have gone from being...

You know what is the biggest thing I'm learning from all this? I used to read stuff that had an attitude like this, & I would think man, that guy's making stuff up to impress us, or thinks his sh1t doesn't stink, or must be a real a$$hole. But now I think I'm actually becoming a better person...

> Cant wait to hear your future stories Me neither. I'm dying to know what's in store. I don't even know what I have planned, & it's my life. It's like my inner Slim Shady won't let me in on what he's cooking up. It's pretty cool to just head out there not knowing what's gonna happen. I've...

> The key is just to remember to have a foundation(a good reason) to be arrogant I agree 100%. That's why I'm in what I call Getting My Act Together mode. Because what good is getting in shape if you still wear the old nerdy clothes? Or getting out on the dance floor if you feel...

> And you really should consider going into stand-up. I get that a lot, but I'm actually not that good at telling jokes, compared to my ability to come up with some good responses. But I think it's better to be good at making stuff up on the spot than reciting canned material. Beats being...

Man oh man, you know you had a fun night when you wake up at 1 pm, dehydrated & feeling hung over (although you didn't drink), & not sure what day it is. Do you guys ever wake up & think wow, I had this really cool dream where I was dancing for hours in a hot club & then went & about fukked some...

Don_Juanabe, salsa is on my to-do list, but give me another week to master swing. I'm sure the skills & attitude will transfer, & it will be a matter of new footwork & the like, although I kinda make it up as I go along which works if it's fast enough. You read my mind on the plan of attack...

Thanks again guys. I just posted the sequel; it's even better. BBJ, I saw a Bods store like you mentioned in Ybor. I'll have to check it out. Would you believe they weren't open at 2:30 am?

(part 3) Mark your calendars, boys. At 2 am, during the next song (which was "Genie in a Bottle" by Christina Aguilera, not exactly 70s/80s), she got right in front of me & squatted down like she was gonna take a dump right there. Then she backed into me & started rubbing her ass all over my...

(continued) This stuff is an incredible full-body cardio session. Not only are your legs moving, but your arms & shoulders get worked from moving the chicks around like sacks of flour. When you get revolving around each other you press your hands against hers like you'd put them on a wall, so...