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hmmm, one of my good friends is realy pissing me off saying how ****y and arrogant i am, and how i'm such a dyck. he's such an AFC but i know he wouldn't appreciate the knowledge of dj'ing. in fact, i've tried to turn him on to the site on multiple occasions. but recently he's been such a PUSS...

you in middle school? because i can't think of the last dance i went to on a school night. well, whatever, i wouldn't go if it is one.

haha, you my friend must not be a very creative person. there are somewhere around 50 things i could think of to get her attention, get her to talk to you. here's a sample: (i'm dead serious on this, lol) do the old trick where you kneel down and one of your friends pushes her and she trips over...

hmm, i think that's pretty lame. there are a lot better ways to do this. just find something that hasn't been played out. i have some other suggestions if you really want them. for example you could burn 'prom?' in her lawn with gasoline. no i'm kidding about that one, but there are better ways...

hey, nobody ever said that girls are naturally good kissers. and on the same token, guys aren't naturally bad, so what it all comes down to is preference. find out what they want and take it slow until you know, then work from there

hey nice post fragmentor. also, do you find anything interesting about ADD (becuase i have it too ;))?

haha, this is one of my favorites. once you are sure that she is comfortable with you touching her, the next time you see her before she she's you (like she's standing aound in the hallway), kinda 'sneak' up on her (i use quotations because this she be done in a funny way, not stalkery), and...

something i've learned from past and present experiance is that you don't need to physically compensate physically. i see some guys at my school who are four feet tall and scare the **** out of me. what you need is a big ego and a lot of friends. when people see your power and reputation it...

haha, but you forgot my favorite one, 'deathface', short for 'the face of death'...lol

honesty it's not a big deal at all, until you yourself make it one. :D

Did any of you guys ever notice this, or am i just loco... do the cliques of hot girls always have at least one ugly chick to make the rest of them look better? if you guys have noticed this or you know the secret and dark motive behind this, please share.

hey guys i feel your pain. just blow them off like an a-hole. don't worry, if you're dj enough besides that, it won't harm your reputation. good luck

here's one when the chick is fishing for compliments, "do you like this shirt?", "well it would look a lot better on me, especially becaus ei have bigger boobs...", and stay serious about it. this is money here guys.

haha, i'm actually gonna do the ILU thing, and i'm pretty sure it'll get a good response

axe is kinda gay. axe is only a cheap cologne, that doesn't really do anything but smell good. you have to get anti-perspirant deoderant, and then use cologne.

hey sorry guys. don't respond to any of this shyt. sorry, i searched and found shyt. but i can't seem to delete the thread, so this is my warning to just ignore this post. thx for your effort.:)

hey potty peepos! ok, here's the dilemma. i chick i wanna hook up with is most definatly going to get me something for valentines day. should i get her something? or how do i do it in a DJ way, or what should i get becuz a DJ doesn't buy presents but does return favors. any insight on this is...

sorry jay, but i don't think you understood my post at all. i'm talking about when a conversation is carried out freely around you (you may be walking or sitting) with the two(+) people and somethig will come up that makes you uncomfortable. as you are not technically part of the convo, how can...

tell him to fvck off. for the same reasons you shouldn't use violence, he won't. but if he does, then you follow to the sueing, expulsion, whatever. hope this helped, i have told many upperclassmen (i'm 15) to fvck off and they either respect me for that and then we'll become friends, or they...

WTF are you supposed to do in these damn awkward moments? When DJing the ladies i know we have all come across many of these kinda weird-a ss moments when a chick says something that isn't really directed at you (or maybe you're eavesdropping and she knows it) and is about how she just loves...