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    Bytch dumps BF with cancer, feels entitled to his superbowl tickets

    There are 3 sides to every story. His side, her side and the truth. Accordding to her not only does she not like football or the superbowl, the two of them were never dating in the first place. She even hinted that he's drummed all this up for national media attention and self publicity...
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    Why settle for mediocrity?

    Well she is cooking us dinner...so she gets points for that.
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    Why settle for mediocrity?

    I'm inclined to agree with this statement. He is fresh out of a relationsh*t with an actual crazy woman (she's actually in counseling as we speak) so I suppose he is trying to avoid the crazy stripper mind field as best he can. He's worked at a strip club before so I imagine he's been witnessed...
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    Why settle for mediocrity?

    So this year I moved one of my friends into my house as he needed a place to stay. His profession is DJ. His venue is a strip club here in lovely Las Vegas. He took me there a while ago got me free drinks yada yada yada. Any way I notice some straight up dimes feeling him up and hanging around...
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    Cop lazer for testing if you drunk remotely!

    Call a friend or get a cab. Drunk driving kills people and is easily avoided.
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    What's the best cold/flu remedy?

    I went with the cold formula. It was drousy formula so I got to bed before 10 so my 6am wake up wasn't painful. I think the good rest and hydrated medicine plus more water during the day really worked out pretty well.
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    What's the best cold/flu remedy?

    I had a pretty rough cold a last week. I drank Alkaseltzer during the day and Theraflu cold at night. I managed to make it to work everyday and still got better in a few days.
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    HBO you are wack.

    It was low ratings for sure. I really liked that show (seeing Lake Bell naked? yes please). I was really expecting it to go entourage route in season three but it apparently didn't have enough viewers. They also canceled Hung and Bored to Death, neither of which I cared about but still. Their...
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    Your New Years Eve Plans

    Gonna go to a party, find some b*tches, bring one or two home, bang said b*tches, kick them out of my home around 4, and sleep. Not the most original plan but New Years eve is on a saturday and I'll have sunday football and another corp free day on monday so keeping it simple and lite is what...
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    Trouble sleeping after going to the club

    If you haven't been subjected to that kind of stimulation frequently enough, it'll have a lasting effect on your adrenaline. If you make clubbing a habit, it'll wear off. I was like that at your age, when I first started going out and doing it all hard core. Wait til you start pulling parties of...
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    Breaking Bad

    That show is a perfect example of how getting big from the ground up in the drug trade is an overall bad idea. I like that and Sons of Anarchy for showing stylized reasons why being a criminal is a sh*tty life but enjoyable to watch from the outside.
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    To Rent On My Own Or Move In With GF

    Just don't do it. It will be a painful experience which could be an expensive experience if not played right. Side note I do not envy the cost of living in NY at all. Though it's mostly because of the depressed market out here, you can rent a 3 bed 2.5 bath with two car garage for 1k. 2.5k...
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    Childhood best friend died, change of perspective, dealing with exes, etc

    You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. Tragedy is a part of life and it will happen to just about every one, but living your life on your personal life on your accords will and always be a personal issue and life long conundrum. The path your friends took may not be suitable for you but you may...
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    Top ten jobs without a degree add any if you want

    First of BJ, thanks for over looking the first sentence I wrote in my post saying I was joking about the first two "suggestions" I listed and running it into a pointless rant. Second off it's just as easy to find a rich divorcee or widow and wh*ring yourself out to them as opposed to "going...
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    Top ten jobs without a degree add any if you want

    1. Drug Dealer 2. Pimp I'm joking of course, crime doesn't pay in the long run but you are missing some very lucrative albeit niche jobs. 1. Vallet parker. Depending on the establishment, 60-80k is reasonable. 2 Fitness model. Again this is VERY niche but your manager could land you good...
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    Post your finiancial/career ambitions/goals here

    I can't even describe how wild of a ride I've had while both completing college and working in las vegas. I've always had a good work ethic and persuasive personality. I've worked in sales and marketing in some form or another since graduation and it's been a wild ride so far. My goal is...
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    Noises during sex?

    I don't make noises during sex aside from heavy breathing and the like. I've found that mute often then not, taking to the girl (dirty, instructional, positive feed back or what have you) is more than enough auditory stimulation for a bed partner. Extending your confidence into bed usually...
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    Vegas, anybody live there/been to a massage parlor?

    Don't bother with those places. Why waste a c note on a hand job? If youre coming to vegas and staying on the strip just go to a bar/club and bang a good looking tourist. If youre really that willing to pay for it call an "adult entertainer" to your room as the quality us that much better...
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    Dead Island...

    Who do you voodoo b*tch?!
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    Katy Perry [moved to AE]

    I don't know the lady personally and haven't listened to any of her music. Not really fair to judge her one way or the other based on her looks and what the media presents us in my opinion.
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