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  1. J

    Would You Get Involved With The Cleaning Lady...

    Haha. My parents are immigrants with immigrant friends, so I know from experience that the 'green card' thing DOES happen. But I apologize if I offended anyone. As far as this girl goes, I'll just play it by ear. Who knows? She may be just as hesitant as I am.
  2. J

    Would You Get Involved With The Cleaning Lady...

    Thanks for the advice, but I think I'm going to forego this one for now. The whole thing actually started last semester when I saw her and her older, heavier co-worker at a nearby restaurant. They were both in their uniforms and I was eating alone taking a break from studying. While there, a...
  3. J

    Would You Get Involved With The Cleaning Lady...

    I like these responses but are you guys really being serious? Yeah, she's hot (well, hot enough) but I'm worried that this could bite me in the a$$ somehow. What if she only wants a green card? What if she thinks I have money (I'm a broke a$$ grad student)? But then again, she does have her...
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    Would You Get Involved With The Cleaning Lady...

    if you were a grad student at the University she works? I'm getting major signals but there has to be some risks. Plus, she doesn't speak much English (but I do know a good amount of Spanish). She also looks around my age. What do you think?
  5. J

    Tell your story about the first time you got laid!!!!

    I was in my 20s (still am) and was tired of the V-card. Went on a date with a girl I met on the net. She was ten years older than me and slightly overweight. She was nice though and was very patient. I wasn't really attracted to her so the first time wasn't very enjoyable. The problem began...
  6. J

    Interest Level Scale

    I've actually had an interest level go from 100% to 0%. My pathetic AFC days are over.
  7. J

    Can we make friends with beautiful girls??

    Yeah, you can be friends with a beautiful girl as long as you don't find her attractive.
  8. J

    Forget the Bible!

    Well, don't completely forget the Bible, but if you are a desperate guy, jilted or clueless, then just look at the tenets of Tom Leykis as some cliff notes, quick tips. http://www.tenetsofleykis.com/ I used to think he was a bitter loser, but the man's a genius.
  9. J

    can you use her friend to get to her

    Repeat the following phrase at least 20 times: "He who cares least, wins." There. Don't call her again. Move on, my friend.
  10. J

    A little advice for the short guys

    Here is a hilarious thread on a girl who wants to drop her man because he is only 5'8''!!!!!! http://www.discovervancouver.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=98253&whichpage=1 Keep in mind that the b!tch is two inches shorter than him.
  11. J

    Has Your Oneitis Ever Hated You?

    It's hard to explain. This was back in college so I haven't even seen her in two years. I was basically reacting poorly (and idiotically) to the fact that she didn't want to be my girlfriend and she was angry about it. I couldn't help it because I felt like I got burned for no reason. The...
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    Has Your Oneitis Ever Hated You?

    If so, how did you deal with it.
  13. J

    Indifference versus ****y and Funny

    What do you think is the better attitude to have when you are around women?
  14. J

    My oneitis keeps surprising me...

    Yes she is making a fool out of you. The reason she is a one-itis is not so much because you are fixated on this one girl but because your relationship with her is based on a one-way attraction. Get this through your thick skull. The only reason she is "surprising you" is because she wants...
  15. J

    she says she wants to be friends first??

    When a girl says that she wants to be friends first, you usually have two choices: 1. Masturbate intensely after you two engage in nice, friendly conversations. 2. Move on to other girls that you want. The choice is yours.
  16. J

    Getting Her To Lose Weight

    Does that work? What if the goal is like 20 pounds?
  17. J

    Getting Her To Lose Weight

    Does anyone have any tips on getting a girl that you are seeing to lose some weight?
  18. J

    How to better "think on your feet"?

    Start talking to yourself regularly. I'm serious. It helps but don't do it when others are around. You get better at speaking and coming up with sharp things to say.
  19. J

    It's Cause I"m Black Ain't It/ Yes

    Yawn. At the end of the day, we all have our preferences. Sometimes, this even involves race. Forget about this girl and go for the next girl that you find attractive.
  20. J

    Mission: Help Luke Sywalker get laid before he turns 31!

    I wouldn't worry about losing your virginity just yet. Focus on other things and the girls will come when you least expect it. Life is not all about sex.
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