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Ugh...I know you just joined the site and all but you should know by now that fame is infinitely more important than, well pretty much everything. Saying that a celebrity's "face" is very important is like saying that their mother's maiden name is very important.

Yes, but I think we can agree that a woman that says "yes" to being banged by a dumpster when the first words out of the guy's mouth is "Wanna f.uck?" is significantly more likely to have a disease than a chick that won't bang you until the 3rd date, and even then it must be in private and a...

Yeah, that's definitely what we should all strive for. Let's all go out and look for chicks that are willing to have sex with a dude they just met by a dumpster in the back of a 7-11. That sounds like a great idea. Not like that chick's liable to have more diseases than a septic tank or anything.

Bro. You're telling me that Lyle Lovett nailed Julia Roberts because of his FAME? You do realize, of course, that Julia Roberts is an A-list actress...one of the few that pulls 20 mil a picture, right? Far more people have heard of Julia Roberts than Lyle Lovett. So this was no factor...

No worries, my Google-challenged friend. I'll list a few sites for you to get started: http://www.thegreatdebate.org.uk/sexualselection.html Cool thoughts about why looks don't even matter to peacocks: "The paradox arises because, if all of the females choose to mate with the same few males...

Ah, so Lyle Lovett must be of the same caliber of Julia Roberts and Seal must be as good looking as Heidi Klum (despite his facial disfiguration) since you know, you can only "get women at your looks level and below." Ok, I never said I was tall and good-looking. I am a few inches above...

Well, that's not really consistent with what you said. YOU said that you want better-looking women but are unable to because of the "cards [looks] you were dealt." According to this reasoning, balls don't help you get chicks...looks do. West Hollywood and Hollywood mainly, but all over the...

Well, no terrorists anyway. It's laughable that anybody would even think about bringing up "police" in reference to an internet forum. No law enforcement agency would even consider attempting to prosecute someone for stating online that they occasionally use illegal drugs. It's sad that I...

Classic excuse of the "looks matter" proponent. I've seen fat ugly guys with poor hygiene and grooming that look like they JUST got out of prison with Victoria's Secret model lookalikes. Unless they just choose not to spend all that money they have in their bank account, there must be...

Eh, sort of. It would be much more accurate to say something to the effect of: "Looks aren't required, and can help or hurt you depending on your personality and the type of girl...which basically means that it's a completely worthless topic." I mean it's all right there in the DJ Bible...

It sounds to me like you made EC with a hooker. I could be wrong, though. At least the Universe sent you a pretty clear message that you shouldn't have messed with that chick, being on the wrong train and all.

Dude, I'm not one to judge, usually...but that's downright repulsive. I sucked on tits that belonged to a lactating mother once and her nipples had a milky aftertaste. That s.hit made me wretch. Now you're talking about not getting just the milky taste, but also a BABY'S dried saliva?! You...

Calm down, man. He's trying to help you. How are you number closing and making out with chicks at the club without taking anyone home? Do you not try to take them home? Do they reject you when you try to change venue?

Awesome way to deal with differing opinions, man. It's funny how atheists always claim how religious people lack tolerance, and then go and blurt out ignorant comments such as this. I'm sorry if you think that anybody who has a different faith than your own should commit suicide, but...

I disagree with your assessment, but thanks for the feedback.

No, that wasn't the question. Reread the original post. The reason people have the urge to "fvck" is because we have the instinctual need to procreate. It doesn't take a "big ego" to take an IQ test, have an above-average sense of morality, breakdown the amount of very good-looking...

Do you? How old am I? What are those two dreams I spoke of earlier that I'm chasing? Where do I live? What are my passions? Do I speak with an accent? What do I do for a living? Yeah. You know me practically better than you know yourself! An animal using an excuse for feeling the...

Perhaps, but unfortunately for the "average", nobody on this board knows me and is therefore unable to make that call. :( Coming up on 9 months clean of cigarette smoking, cold turkey. Oh, human beings aren't animals huh? I don't think that's quite right, so let's let Random House...