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Agreed, I know I would. EDIT= Women have been showing off their goods since the beginning of mankind. The Mall is just too much of a hassle.

Also swipe small breasted women. You'll end up with only big Tit's & no Tat's.

By the time they're half way thru the renovation, HIGHLY likely they will want to kill each other. Hang in there op, I hate these stories!

20Corona's, at least he didn't say "literally" my girlfriend so I'm ok with it.

Then did you pull her finger?

Sending good vibes on your new adventures. Keeping my wisecracks to a minimum on this one. Thank you..

^^^^ Or you could just forget the whole thing and go fly fishing. :up:

I like your Candor. I ride so my advice is to ride every day for at least 5-10 minutes for a while. No need to gear up just go to the stop sign. Good for your bike legs and saddle soreness.

^^^ Are you saying 1-mile, one way on the bike? Is the bike a supertanker with 1/2 flat tires, or are you very Out of shape?

Or standing over your bed with Hedge Clippers.

Dude!!! Disappear immediately. Also for about ten days keep all the lights off in your house at night. Keep the car In the garage so it seems like you're not home. Get a bullet proof vest o_O

OP, come on man!! You have Vaginaitus real bad. Welcome to your first hard lesson pertaining to Women. Stop everything in your head. When she comes back and everything's cool and she missed you then this was all for not. She comes back all weird then well like I said. Be distant, stay distant...

You were too old and touchy feely too soon. On top of that, she may have swiped you over to where she was with the whole "I'm sad" men pay for everything crap to get some smuck to pay her tab. How the hell was she still walking with an $80 dollar tab plus more drinks with you?

I'm clearly the black sheep here. I believe it's simpler to just enjoy each others company. No worrying about boxing her into the corner or keno or making moves, showing her your bulge. Have fun, drink wine, show her your table manners, how you treat the server, banter, watch how each other...

If there's one thing I love about milfs, it's their honkers. Fixed

Are saying the SCOTUS passes illegal laws?

And this dumpster comment is why we can't have discussions.

I have a Motocrosser friend that would buy a new Honda-CR250 bike every year while His wife was stuck driving the old minivan. He would have to leave the new bike at my place every weekend until it looked dirty enough to take home and pass for his old bike. They discontinued the CR in 07, all...

I'm on motorcycle and Mtn-bike forums where there's always a for sale section. Often you'll hear let me check with my wife or the boss before they decide on a purchase. Or the most embarrassing is I'm selling the" Triumph" because the Better half says I have to thin the herd. I want to tattoo an...

She sounds fun. Sometimes pua rules do not apply. Use your instincts and go get bowling alley pizza!