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@SargeMaximus reading your OP, and your replies to those who've chimed in trying to help you, it seems like part of your 'unique personality' is to find ways to disagree with people and to be difficult. You've eliminated the possibility of anyone helping you. You say you're a non-conformist...

We can't all be cell phone case salesmen.

You ain't no prize yourself, homie.

My dog is my son. Love him to death. And yes, when he was a few months old, I hardly had to say a word.

"Hey shawty. Whatcho name ih?"

This Omicron is starting to spread. Notice a bunch of games are being postponed, and players being put on COVID lists now. I'm stocked back up on TP. Just incase. ;)

Call the day before to confirm. "This is Willie. I look forward to seeing you tomorrow night at Burger King."

It's a badge of honor I wear proudly - not being 'with the program.' I don't care what anyone thinks about me not agreeing to be injected with an experimental gene modification.

Last night at 8:30, you posted this: Now, just 15 hours later, you have not only dumped her, but are going through a 'draining process?' How can you be drained after a half a day? I smell something, and it rhymes with schmullschmit.

What's your ultimate goal with these threads? You end up saying the exact same thing in all of them.

I enjoy the Hallmark movies during Christmastime. No shame in my game.

True that. If a girl rejects me because I'm not enough of a bad boy for her, I'll walk her out the door myself.

Dating. Still have (had) the urge to check out what she's up to.

Definitely don't take the bait on this one. As soon as you tell her you want something more, she'll bounce. I know you know this. Just thinking out loud. One thing, from my experience, that I now know is a sign to pull back a little bit, is when a girl you've been casually seeing for a month...

He's a good guy, just prefers to keep all his money for booze, partying, and trips to Europe and South America.

Martin Lawrence. His TV show, Martin.

Dude.....