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You need to spin more plates. :rolleyes:

I think she trying to pre-frame a possible relationship with you, as in, "you are definitely not desirable enough to get blôwjobs (and probably poontang) from me". Yes, I too would absolutely not want to have anything to do with her.

I was watching this, and it got me interested:

There is something to be said that a natural brunette that is a bottle blonde will be more pliable than either a natural-natural brunette or a natural blonde, since her insecurity is exhibited by her bottle coloring. (I had read this somewhere, perhaps in this forum, LOL.)

Yes, it's the same situation with short men .. oh, wait ... :mad: :mad:

EthnicCelCope.

We are on opposite sides of the carnivore debate. I think shish kebab is the tastiest form of meat there is, with only a top loin steak being in the same league. Oh, a chilicheeseburger is up there too. :cool:

The way to pass as an Italian is to pinch every blonde woman's a33 you see in the tourist areas. :eek: :cool:

I can personally attest to the fact that having a job, car & future is not enough to get a (childless, non-obese) woman. :mad::mad::mad:

Actually, the one place where I have had luck in dating in the USA had been singles events. :eek: Of course, while a chick that has gone a while without a date will lower her standards a bit, eventually she thinks to herself, "am I so desperate I need to date this short guy?", and then it is...

Turks don't like to be mistaken for Greeks (and vice-versa). :eek: :eek:

You're an EthnicCel (strike 1) - are you also short & ugly as well?

my opinion of her future:

Speaking of line-ups ... :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Actually, I prefer the standard statuesque 5'8" Playboy model - but such women seem to be heightists. :mad:

I was watching this video, and it got me interested: I know I've done this - not with fat chicks, but rather with single mommies - where it's been so OVER that I had needed to achieve something that resembles success, but then reality hits once I get to the chick's place, and there are...

I once had a mature woman (about 40) in a Nevada bordello. It was a great learning exercise. :) That said, I think your main problem is that you should be lusting after women half her age. :rolleyes:

BINGO! 'Hoes are going to 'ho.