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Better be quick about it, shes probably put you into her "friend" category already which means you'll never have sex.

you can fake this, my friend. See the DJ Bible for best results.

Huh?? If they are to your taste, wear them, if not, don't. You are wearing them for yourself:rockon: If anything it sends a good signal because she may think that if you can afford to buy swanky things, you can buy **** for her, just a thought.

Talk to her slowly with a deep sexual voice. Drop subtle hints you wanna bang her brains out, if ur gonna touch her, touch her on the shoulder / upper arm to begin with and lastly, remember that hesitation leads to masturbation.

Move on. You said lack of action on your part hasn't helped, if she really liked you, lack of action would make her want you more and she's blown you off more than once, plenty more fishy wishys in the sea.

This is some profound, knee slapping good humoured ****!!!:D

This fcuking thread needs to be closed its just going nowhere, or if it does it will be Feb 2028 not Feb 2008

:cry: CRY ME A RIVER :cry:

Agreed:up:

:crazy: :crackup: :D :up: :yes:

DUUUDE, Religion is supposed to guide your life, give you morals etc.. NOT TOTALLY CONTROL IT, the sooner you realise this fact the better. Also, here's a suggestion, why don't you take that fecking dumb amount of money you are spending on mugshots of yourself and spending it on a swish haircut...

Blow it off casually coz if u tell them u dont have gf straight up they will wonder y

exactly, just say something like "Well i'm a free guy at the moment but im open to offers" or some shizzle. :up:

You only live once mate, make something good of your life.:woo: That starts by reading ALOT more of this website and :box: kicking:box: that chunky indian fat waste out of your crib. Christ I wouldnt let this happen to me if someone paid me 10 grand a day. Get some ew clothes that will make...