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Unless, of course, she actually does it. Actually, if a chick tells me she'll call me right back with some heart, and not just a "uhhh... can I call you back," then I'll usually believe it. If she tries to give me another number, though, I'll usually hang up in mid sentence.

It has been proven that it is a lot easier to remember things when you write them down, as opposed to reading (or in the case of women, noticing them), so why not apply this to women? My little tip (and I've been doing this for a while, it's nice) is for every chick with potential you meet...

Good call. ... Secondly, Fighting in the UFC in the Featherweight division is impossible because it doesn't exist. The UFC has heavyweight, light heavyweight, middleweight, welterweight, and lightweight. No featherweight, sorry. Name one superheavyweight or featherweight fight...

The best martial art? They all have their strengths and weaknesses. The most practical? Boxing, muay thai, brazilian jui jitsu, sambo, judo, and wrestling (does wrestling count?). Careful about jumping into striking arts (boxing and muay thai), because repeated punching motions can be...

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All I shave below my neck are my package, my lower back (I have to shave it like once a month... the hair there is hardly visible), and occasionally my chest if it starts to itch.

You getting laid does not weigh on whether or not you shave your legs/arms. If you like to be shaved there, shave them. If not, don't bother. If anyone here knows anyone that's gotten turned down because they refuse to shave their arms or legs, I'll edit this post. The only things any guy...

First of all, being at 4% body fat isn't even healthy. Most professional athletes sit in the 8-10% range, and bodybuilders get to maybe 5 or 6%. Anything below 5 or 6% is getting to dangerously low levels, and I'm dead serious about that. The reason you probably don't look like Brad Pitt is...

Oh, absolutely. Deadlift is by no means the be-all end-all of measuring someone's strength, but it's certainly a better measure than incline. Squats are a better measure as well. I was simply pointing out that having a high incline press doesn't necessarily mean you're strong. I've got...

If you want to know how strong someone is, ask how much they deadlift. This should read: how big is your chest?

lol, here's to drunk people (goddamn, is it wednesday night?) not noticing ****. by the way, been a rough week. :]

**** dude. I'd love to intelligently reply to your post but I'm halfway drunk right now and all I can think about is Demi ****ing Moore. lol

Yeah, I thought it might've meant "hey, *****, KEEP me up for a few hours" but I went ahead and played that conservative considering I don't know her that well. She might slutty like that, but chances are, it's a good bet to stick w/coffee. =p

Sixes is by far the easiest drinking game to learn/play. Basically, you line 6 cups up and number them left to right. You roll a single die. Whatever number pops up, you look at the cup that the number corresponds to. If the cup is empty, you fill it up with as much beer/whatever (works...

[/b] Dude, you've ****ed women that are in their upper 30s to mid 50s? That's gross, unless they're named Demi Moore or Sharon Stone. =p

Just wanted to brag about a slick little move I pulled today... So I'm sitting in class today (summer college courses), and the girl next to me is just about to fall asleep, and apparently she had a test in a few hours, because she wrote down on a peice of paper "what can I do to stay...

Put it in her butt!

My advice? Never open your mouth around her and put it in her butt. Twice. I've typed up English portfolios drunk before. This guy doesn't sound drunk, he sounds stupid.

oh dear! you're never gonna get any! :]

lol The best way to increase your energy level is either A) eat more food B) consume more caffeine I don't really recommend the latter per se, but it's not entirely detrimental.