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This isn't really that egregious, more indicative of a common mindset on Tinder. In-your-face incongruity you really don't see anywhere else. Yes, let's show off out titties lying on the couch and say we're looking for long-term.

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It's covered by icons but directly above it says "looking for long-term partner+". The "+" meaning "and possibly marriage".
 

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It's threads like these that make me question my involvement here, we all know OLD is hurting bad, people can reverse search their own images and this site will come up, I definitely wouldn't be posting your own messages alongside a picture as you could be identified.
 

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I definitely wouldn't be posting your own messages alongside a picture as you could be identified.
Explain to me how I can be identified by posting a screenshot off an app? Do you actually understand how technology works?
 

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Explain to me how I can be identified by posting a screenshot off an app? Do you actually understand how technology works?
The messages that would need to be screenshotted are unique, nobody would possesses them outside of the people receiving them... More common sense than an understanding of technology.
 

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That would require:

1. the other person even knows about the forum
2. is capable of navigating it
3. can find the post
4. remembers the conversation

However, we are posting OLD profiles, not conversations, for the most part. I also would not post anything here I deemed could ever blowback. I'm just not that interesting or important.

The messages that would need to be screenshotted are unique, nobody would possesses them outside of the people receiving them... More common sense than an understanding of technology.
 

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This isn't really that egregious, more indicative of a common mindset on Tinder. In-your-face incongruity you really don't see anywhere else. Yes, let's show off out titties lying on the couch and say we're looking for long-term.

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It's covered by icons but directly above it says "looking for long-term partner+". The "+" meaning "and possibly marriage".
The irony of being on a hookup app and looking for long term and marriage.
 

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The irony of being on a hookup app and looking for long term and marriage.
People have gotten long term relationships from Tinder, but Hinge and Bumble are known more for longer term relationship seekers.
 

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People have gotten long term relationships from Tinder, but Hinge and Bumble are known more for longer term relationship seekers.
From what I've seen with old the successful relationships tend to be ugly fat people. Because usually they're going for the same thing so its easy for them to both find a fatty. Unlike a guy whos not an ugly lardball that has standards. So yes, i think fat ugly people seem to do better on old since their bar is low. A lot of fat and ugly women on old. Thats just what I've seen irl personally. I work a job with young women like just out of hs and college and none of them are on old. All meet guys traditional way. Only ones I see on old i worked with was a couple fatties.
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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I’d ask that readers kindly refrain from posting their opinions about OLD on this thread.

This thread is not meant for that - there are, several other threads on the site dedicated to taking about OLD please take your opinions there.

As stated this thread is meant to act as a repository for screenshots of absurd/funny profiles that we come across on OLD, nothing else.

Thanks!
 

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Perfectly cute 42 year old, maybe 10-15lbs of chub. All read ok until…
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In woman words: I expect you to pay my way.
I can see the emotional baggage already on her face. Single mom looking for someone mature, emotionally stable :D :D By the end of the 'about me' section the pretense was falling and she came as close as possible of saying she's looking for a dupe.:rolleyes:
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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