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As much complaining about OLD as there is on SS, there has to be more than 2 or 3 of us swiping right 24-7. :D
 

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I think I right swiped once today - possibly nothing will come of it, but the pics looked amazing. Have about three open matches I’m marinating.

More men on here posturing than anything else, like it matters…

I’m having fun, are you?
 

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My lord jeezus, what has the world turned into.... 35yo. This was her 3rd message. I was really just fuhking with her. Screenshot_20230724_230739_Bumble.jpg Screenshot_20230724_231452_Bumble.jpg
 

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This isn't really that egregious, more indicative of a common mindset on Tinder. In-your-face incongruity you really don't see anywhere else. Yes, let's show off out titties lying on the couch and say we're looking for long-term.

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It's covered by icons but directly above it says "looking for long-term partner+". The "+" meaning "and possibly marriage".
She looks like she trusted a fart and things didn’t go well. OMG
 

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She is attractive so plenty of men will be interested. She seems like a royal pain and constant drama.
Oh yeah. I don't use old so I don't know what ghe women on there look like typically but I'd say she's good. Very likely a nutcase tho. That's the pose she strikes after she's conquered the guy. Him underneath her heels, his life force draining out hahha oh man
 

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I don't use old so I don't know what ghe women on there look like typically but I'd say she's good. Very likely a nutcase tho. That's the pose she strikes after she's conquered the guy. Him underneath her heels, his life force draining out hahha oh man
Yes, her likely nutcase status is why she's using Bumble at age 35.

I agree with your sentences about her pose.
 

Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.

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This is same one that I posted before. Educated at degree level…like that matters these days. I’ve met lots of so called well educated people who were clueless.

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That's her rule for betas. They break rules for alphas. I wouldn't put any stock in it. Those tats are atrocious. BTW, you got 45 likes on Hinge that's impressive.
Either that or she's had a ton of cahk ran thru her and this is what her therapist tells her to say.
 

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