The Guide to Dating a BBW

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A BBW is a relative term. It's all about the b0ner test. Can she GET you up, and then KEEP you up? With me, if she has a cute face, thin neck, doesn't stink like "fat girl", and has a managable sized azz, she may pass the b0ner test. This is one of the few times I let the bottom head talk before the top one does..
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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I have smashed my share of BBW over the years but there is a limit based on her actual size and length of my dry spell. She had to be closer to Jill Scott than to Lizzo. I’d tear Jill Scott up.
 

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I'll pass as well. Some men are into BBWs though for reasons I don't understand.
I have a friend that when we were teenagers was always with fat chicks. He would always say that once you close your eyes, the poon feels the same. :eek: :rolleyes:
 

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I could put body mass aside, but there's a lot else that has to be just right for me to do so. Also, as mentioned above, if she can't get and keep me up then it's game over.
 

Peace and Quiet

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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There are girls that are HWP that are pretty hot. I’m talking just big, no rolls, cellulite etc. they have to be fairly young. I used to see a 23 yr old soprano who was simply a big girl, about 5’6” she was beautiful and just thick af.

pretty much the only one I’d consider a bbg.
 

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I think it’s perfectly okay that large women can think themselves beautiful. But it’s ridiculous that they try to get us to think they’re beautiful as well.
The point is, I could start a small penis lives matter movement where all women had to accept small-packaged men or be shamed by the community, but nobody would take it seriously even though our size is not reasonably under our control. The bbw’s, however, can control their weight.
Dm me to start small penis lives matter. I could take part if average sized lives mattered too.
 

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A BBW is a relative term. It's all about the b0ner test. Can she GET you up, and then KEEP you up? With me, if she has a cute face, thin neck, doesn't stink like "fat girl", and has a managable sized azz, she may pass the b0ner test. This is one of the few times I let the bottom head talk before the top one does..
It's all about the b0ner test. If she can get it up I can push it in :rofl:
 

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my opinion: I'll pass. :down:
big beautiful woman - No such thing exist!

That article is some leftist propaganda bs imo. It is so trendy these days and sad to see. Meh... tired of it. Just like when Gillette did that "toxic masculinity video" in 2019 I think it was?

Anways...
Wait.. oh yes..
THERE SHE BLOWS!


Its just fvcking disgusting. They are whales for a reason.
Lack of self discipline and bad life style choices are one of them.

Nope, but no thanks.
 
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A BBW is a relative term. It's all about the b0ner test.
That's distrusting dude, and no its not a relative term. Just like there are only two sexes, there are no " BBW" to use their term.
FAT as a walrus or a whale = No fvcking way.

If you would ever call it a test it would be called "kill the boner fast test" or "How fvcking desperate are you to get laid and low is your standards test" :p:cool:
 
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Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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