Dude.. I should charge you for this one on one.. Again, here's the plan.
1) Go on what BS app you like. It will work on all.
2) Change your location to where ever the closest metro area to where you are in Florida. Seeker told me, but I forgot.
3) Post the bio
4) Set up multiple dates for Friday - Sunday
5) Book an AirBNB
6) Get laid
Dude, why are you talking about YOU. It isn't about YOU. It is about them. Just say, you are an international importer / exporter for technical hardware devices (cellphone cases - you do not tell them this). You then turn back on her, what she does, why she went into that field, etc. You then discuss HER EXPERIENCES. It works for anything. Example. What is the craziest thing you've done or most far out place you visited. She'll think and respond. Then, really cool. What did you do there? How did that experience make you feel? Just keep on exploring and expanding on her. You give simple answers to her, and you receive complex answers from her. Get it? You are creating an illusion. This will get you laid, unless you are looking for a relationship. Certainly possible, but it would be hard where you live.
@Glassguy @In2theGame any suggetions he should consider with OLD?