New girl started Monday, she is sitting next to me as we are both working the same geographical locations for the business.
The stinks.
She wore the same dress on Monday that she did on Tuesday. That's when I really noticed the stench, it's a weird smell, not fish, not body odor, but something...
Today she has a new top/skirt combo and I didn't immediately smell anything - great I thought - already started whatsapping my group chat that it's fine now.
Wrong.
She just got up to go for lunch and I smelled it again... I can't deal with this ****. Hygiene, especially in the office is a major fvcking priority. I have not sat next to someone that smells in the 8 years I've been working in office based environments.
How do I deal with this? It's been 3 days and I've had enough. I've only just come in from a client meeting so I've been in the office a total of 1.5 hours today and I already want to jump out the fvcking window and end it all.
Has anyone dealt with something like this? She needs a good fvcking wash. I have deodorant and aftershaves on my desk as a standard with a toothbrush in my draw with ties and cufflinks and a spare suit hanging in the office. How can't this b*tch wash her damn crutch and backside properly in the morning? She's not a child either. I like women to smell nice, this girl smells like nothing, no perfume no nothing, then wafts fvcking disgusting grimey disco vag/ass at me when she stands up.
In London we are having a heatwave that has last a month and it's set to last another 6 weeks (around 30c/87f) - I'm already agitated as I have no aircon at home.
Rant over, I'm fuming, no idea when she is going to stop stinking and I will just ask to move seats Monday if it's like this tomorrow and Friday.
The stinks.
She wore the same dress on Monday that she did on Tuesday. That's when I really noticed the stench, it's a weird smell, not fish, not body odor, but something...
Today she has a new top/skirt combo and I didn't immediately smell anything - great I thought - already started whatsapping my group chat that it's fine now.
Wrong.
She just got up to go for lunch and I smelled it again... I can't deal with this ****. Hygiene, especially in the office is a major fvcking priority. I have not sat next to someone that smells in the 8 years I've been working in office based environments.
How do I deal with this? It's been 3 days and I've had enough. I've only just come in from a client meeting so I've been in the office a total of 1.5 hours today and I already want to jump out the fvcking window and end it all.
Has anyone dealt with something like this? She needs a good fvcking wash. I have deodorant and aftershaves on my desk as a standard with a toothbrush in my draw with ties and cufflinks and a spare suit hanging in the office. How can't this b*tch wash her damn crutch and backside properly in the morning? She's not a child either. I like women to smell nice, this girl smells like nothing, no perfume no nothing, then wafts fvcking disgusting grimey disco vag/ass at me when she stands up.
In London we are having a heatwave that has last a month and it's set to last another 6 weeks (around 30c/87f) - I'm already agitated as I have no aircon at home.
Rant over, I'm fuming, no idea when she is going to stop stinking and I will just ask to move seats Monday if it's like this tomorrow and Friday.