Ryan
Master Don Juan
This was going to be my response too and you beat me to it. You don't want diarrhea in your hot tub.
In thinking about my potential response which is based on the first thing that come to mind as I read your post:
LL: “You free this weekend? Wanted to grab food somewhere low key and grab drinks. Turn the hot tub on..you feel me”
HB: "That last part is very forward"
LL: "Get your mind out of the gutter! I never said I would let you get in the tub with me. The chair next to it is very comfortable"
This is why I like LL, b/c he has smooth comebacks!