I actually told a little lie on Saturday and I’m gonna explain how it sprialled out of control.
I’m spinning a plate for the past 4 weeks who is quite clingy and I decided to dial it back with, she wanted to come out with me and my friend on Saturday to a party so we make plans for her to come to my place at 8ish. Anyway as I got wasted Friday I’m dying in bed all day and I just ignore her texts, I can’t even be bothered to acknowledge her.
About 7:30pm she tells me she coming over anyway, I call and say I’m at my aunts house, I go back to sleep, my friend calls around 10pm, he’s outside I get ready.
*knock* *knock* *knock*
I go quiet inside my house despite all the lights on I figure I’ll just ride it out. More consistent knocking and I hear her shout through the letter box “I know you’re in there”, I’m just thinking yeah you don’t know sh1t you psycho I’m gonna just ride this out you will get bored soon.
For a good 10-20 min she’s calling texting and banging her friend she’s with is also calling and texting me:
I start texting my friends who’s outside to come save me:
While they question my best friend outside, I run out the back and down the road for him to come pick me up in his car. I then call the girls, ask where they are and explain that I’m just outside of my aunts house and will be coming back shortly. They are like we know you were in there, how did you get out? We heard you on the phone laughing and playing music before we knocked your door. I told them my cousin who sounds like me is at my place and you probably scared him.
So this girl and her friend actually snuck up on my place and listened outside my front door for a good 5-10 minutes without saying a word, (prob trying to catch me with a girl or something) then knocked, I even remember hearing the door handle being tried, I called them both psychos.
The Sunday after the party I called her to come round, she was at my place by 10am. I came clean about it all, she met my best friend, we all had a laugh about it. We banged a few times, she told me she loved me. She left at 7pm.
She came over yesterday after work and brought me dinner, some food shopping and a bottle of wine.
The girl is obviously loco, but she does care about me, is hot, good sex and best head I’ve ever had (legit) so I have to keep her around for a bit right? Obviously you should not lie you just end up lying to get yourself out of the lie and can easily get tangled up.