Women who want their p*ssy eaten

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Sexuality and climax have to do with intimacy, trust, emotional closeness and bonding in addition to technique.
Right. Sex is more mental and emotional with women vs. almost completely physical with men.
Have to make love to her mind and soul previous to, or at the same time as her body…
It's the only way to reliably get a woman to 'cloud nine', unless she does it herself from the mans seduction process.
 
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So do you guys do it for every girl or only the ones that clean up down there? There's some girls that seem a bit 'slimy' I guess, and that kinda puts me off to that idea. Do you guys have any rules that you follow if you were to lick a chick up?
 

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I ate my EX gf the first time I fvcked her she loved it ( they all do ) and you can usually tell when they haven’t had a guy do it before

I love playing with pu$$y and watching them orgasm probably more than than I enjoy actually nutting myself ( although it is fun nutting when they’re super sensitive)

if you keep an eye on her inner thighs whilst your eating her if your doing it right they will shake
 

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I posted on the topic of sex on this forum a long time and I got the most "likes" I ever got on here to this day.

I'm a man of quality, not quantity...at most I've probably fvcked a maximum of 8 girls in a year. But these girls are some of the best and they don't give me much problems and most importantly...they stick around.

I'll point a few things out from the comments here...
Seriously though few men have any idea what they are doing based on my rather limited experience.
While men are pretty simple (y'all climax when you bust your nut) with stimulation, women are much more complex. Sexuality and climax have to do with intimacy, trust, emotional closeness and bonding in addition to technique....Emotionally healthy women are going to take a bit to warm up (the tea kettle is a good analogy) but once you learn how to drive the car, enjoying the performance gets good.
Many women climax more reliably from oral or digital stimulation than from penetration. But women are much more individual than men in this regard. My ex and I used to discuss this quite a bit, he was an experienced man and I found it fascinating since I only know myself. If you as a man can truly give her a powerful orgasm, she is going to think twice about letting you go. And now you know why I stayed with my ex for so many years. ;)
I'm glad there's a woman here who can back me up, so what I say here shouldn't be dismissed.

As men, we need to shift our paradigm when it comes to sex and I honestly think pornography is the biggest reason why the average man is so clueless.

Pornography was made for men, most women don't watch because they aren't interested and clearly know it's fake...most women don't care about the size of your d!ck.

I've read the comments here and though I agree with some of them, I'll say this:

We're thinking about sex the wrong way here, It's not so much about about techniques, it's about how you make them feel.

I try to tell this to every man I find: Men usually go through three stages in their beliefs about women when it comes to sex (at least it was the case for me).

1) Women don't like sex.
2) Women like sex the same way we do.
3) Women like sex, but in a different way to us.

I'll probably say 80% of the worlds population think sex is when a man and woman are naked and there is physical penetration, but this is only one facet of sex.

Sex happens the moment you meet a woman you're sexually interested in and it continues to happen on every interaction you have with her. Because sex is always happening on three levels:

Emotionally, mentally and physically.

Most guys...and I might even say most women too (on a conscious level at least) are paying too much attention to the physical aspect.

If you can fvck her on all levels...and I don't mean to say this derogatorily, she will be your slave.

How do fvck her on all levels? I'll be honest with you all, I'm no master, but I'll tell you where to start.

Fvck her emotionally and mentally the same way you fvck her physically.

When it comes to sex, in my experience, while we prefer sex now, women prefer sex later. In the last few years I've become convinced that women like the anticipation of sex almost as much as they like the sex itself. Women love anticipation.

As an example, here's what I do:

On a physical level, when you're naked with her don't touch her breasts or her pvssy or her ass until later...make her anticipate it.

On an emotional level, when you go out with her, keep where you're taking her a secret...make her anticipate it.

On a mental level, hold crucial details about yourself from her and you will always be on her mind.

Another example is women love is men who are in control of themselves.

On an mental level, when you go out with her don't ask her when she is available, don't ask her where to go and as I said keep it a secret where you decide to take her.

Most women would rather go somewhere they don't like, when you don't ask for her permission, than somewhere they like when you do.

An example of the physical equivalent is like fvcking her doggy-style and pulling hair without asking for permission. Even if she doesn't like having her hair pulled, she would rather have you do it without asking for permission than her telling you to or you asking for permission to do it.

I can't really think of mental equivalent to this right now because I'm busy, but I can go deeper at another time. This is just the gist.
 
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So do you guys do it for every girl or only the ones that clean up down there? There's some girls that seem a bit 'slimy' I guess, and that kinda puts me off to that idea. Do you guys have any rules that you follow if you were to lick a chick up?
You would have sex with a girl who needed to clean up?

I might date strippers but I know they don't have STD's because I go down on them. If they have their natural scent (always), even if they haven't just taken a shower (WATCH OUT for shower girls - girls who always want to take a shower before sex - you go down on them in the morning and you almost pass out) - then you can be fairly certain they don't have a contagious disease.

All STDs have odor and discharge as symptoms. You get the disease by rubbing smelly discharge on yourself. That's if you have a weak immune system.

Back in 2010 I got a dream girl in bed and at the last second she told me she had Herpes. So I did some research on it. Did you know that in married couples where one partner has herpes, the other only catches it from them 1% of the time? Did you know that the natural cure for herpes is to follow a healthy diet? I can never get herpes because I already follow the natural cure diet. I realized that diseases are an expression of your poor health. By definition, healthy people don't get diseases.
 
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I guess I'm kinda selfish and just wanna shoot my stuff and go do something more useful. I'm not looking to bring someone a life-changing experience.
That's what your hand is for.
It doesn't have to be a life changing experience. If you want to attract and keep women, learn to how to get them off. You will be rewarded for it in many ways. To women, a selfish guy in bed = a guy who sucks in bed.
 

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Guys talk **** on here to be a man you have to eat ***** I'm a man and ,I admit ***** stinks they need to be showered and clean before if you can't admit it smells your full of **** and not A man,why do you think they call it ***** it smells and its fluffy lol!!
 
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So do you guys do it for every girl or only the ones that clean up down there? There's some girls that seem a bit 'slimy' I guess, and that kinda puts me off to that idea. Do you guys have any rules that you follow if you were to lick a chick up?
I think showering together before doing it can be part of the foreplay while also cleaning things up for some oral fun for both of you. My guy and I do this, it's part of the foreplay leading to the main event.
 
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Guys talk **** on here to be a man you have to eat ***** I'm a man and ,I admit ***** stinks they need to be showered and clean before if you can't admit it smells your full of **** and not A man,why do you think they call it ***** it smells and its fluffy lol!!
Male junk smells too when not washed. Any part of the body where moisture accumulates and where you sweat is going to have a odour at the end of the day.

I remember that scene in Game of thrones where Ygritte was trying to seduce Jon Snow and was telling him that her p**y was warm and wet. They had been travelling for days in unbreathable animal hide pants. Yeah, umm no thanks.
 

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Did you know that the natural cure for herpes is to follow a healthy diet?
Omg this is WRONG WRONG WRONG. I hate when I see "advice" given that is erroneous and can cause injury of sometime actually believes it!

They're is NO "cure" for herpes, only suppression. Following a healthy diet and having sex with someone who is having an active outbreak does not protect you from catching the STD. If you have sex with someone while they are having an outbreak, you WILL catch herpes - healthy diet or not.

If you have herpes, maintaining a healthy diet will aid your body in suppressing an outbreak of the STD. But it is dangerous and erroneous to advise that a healthy diet will protect you from catching herpes or any STD.

Even if you manage to suppress the STD via a healthy diet, you still have the STD.

Always protect yourself, sex safely please!!!
 

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Guys talk **** on here to be a man you have to eat ***** I'm a man and ,I admit ***** stinks they need to be showered and clean before if you can't admit it smells your full of **** and not A man,why do you think they call it ***** it smells and its fluffy lol!!
Some girls smell bad always. All girls smell bad some days. But most girls I've eaten had absolutely no odor most of the time (97%).

Once at a California bikini bar I had a table dance from a girl who put her vagina in my face and she smelled SO strong and somehow that smell stayed with me and turned me on like nothing else. I dated her briefly but left her for my then dream girl.

They're is NO "cure" for herpes!
Absolutely false. Stop preaching Big Pharma lies.

A healthy diet prevents ALL diseases. I have never used any Big Pharma products since 1991. I'm 47 and I've never been stronger. I curl 50 lb.
 

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Some girls smell bad always. All girls smell bad some days. But most girls I've eaten had absolutely no odor most of the time (97%)

Once at a California bikini bar I had a table dance from a girl who put her vagina in my face and she smelled SO strong and somehow that smell stayed with me and turned me on like nothing else. I dated her briefly but left her for my then dream girl.


Absolutely false. Stop preaching Big Pharma lies.

A healthy diet prevents ALL diseases. I have never used any Big Pharma products since 1991. I'm 47 and I've never been stronger. I curl 50 lb.
Some girls smell bad always. All girls smell bad some days. But most girls I've eaten had absolutely no odor most of the time (97%).

Once at a California bikini bar I had a table dance from a girl who put her vagina in my face and she smelled SO strong and somehow that smell stayed with me and turned me on like nothing else. I dated her briefly but left her for my then dream girl.


Absolutely false. Stop preaching Big Pharma lies.

A healthy diet prevents ALL diseases. I have never used any Big Pharma products since 1991. I'm 47 and I've never been stronger. I curl 50 lb.
Stop twisting my words, I'm not preaching big Pharma anything. You are completely crazy if you think a diet will save you from Catching herpes. Stop misleading people with your nonsense!!
 

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@bigneil Stay on your lithium, and whatever anti-psychotic you need in order to talk normally and be a sane person. Medication only works when you take it as prescribed.

I typically let you ramble on with a lot of nonsense, but when you post stuff that could potentially hurt people if they believe it, I definitely put my foot down, I don't care whether you like it or not I'm not interested in to getting into a back-and-forth with this website's biggest drama King. So I am going to drop it here.

I am all about a healthy diet to maintain vitality. There is no reason to be on blood pressure medication there is no reason to be overweight Etc. I just don't want people believing crap and hurting themselves.

I'm not interested in to getting into a back and forth with this website's biggest drama King. So I am going to drop it
 

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If you want to attract and keep women....
I guess that's the thing. Not really interested in either at this point. It goes through stages. I've got a couple of plates and I'm happy enough with them and they're happy enough with me that I don't have to reinvent the wheel.
 

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Dude, find a new girl. They should smell and taste like cotton candy.
Never been with one who smell and taste that good, but I have been with a lot worse. I'm not gonna find a new girl just for that, licking it isn't my thing anyways.
 

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So almost all of you go down on your girls. Eh... I like sucking on their throat and t!ts, it's nice for their reaction and I still feel like I'm in charge because I can push their crotch against mine, touch them and make them feel small. Eating pvssy though feels more clearly like just being a servant, and I ain't saying that for a lack of having done it. I'd rather smack her ass in public, push and twist her around and tell her what to do, randomly push her up against a wall, choke her, telling her to come with you out of public sight for some silly/inconspicuous reason and ravishing her the moment you're there... those are the kind of things I like to do. And I also believe that for both parties sex is hot when and because you enjoy doing something, not when it's just for the other person, so...
 
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A good lover can be hard to find (pun intended). Seriously though few men have any idea what they are doing based on my rather limited experience. My ex husband was/is an amazing lover, something not simple to replace. That was the only thing I was starting to struggle with regarding the lover I had since getting divorced. He didn't know what he was doing either orally or digitally and got a little frustrated if I tried to guide him with what works. He was passionate and a great kisser, but frankly somewhat disappointing in bed because he expected me to work just like his ex-wife. But I don't.

While men are pretty simple (y'all climax when you bust your nut) with stimulation, women are much more complex. Sexuality and climax have to do with intimacy, trust, emotional closeness and bonding in addition to technique. Some women fake to make their partners feel better, others are completely off the rails/out of control. That's where you get crazy sex. Unfortunately crazy sex is often attached to certifiably crazy. Emotionally healthy women are going to take a bit to warm up (the tea kettle is a good analogy) but once you learn how to drive the car, enjoying the performance gets good.

Many women climax more reliably from oral or digital stimulation than from penetration. But women are much more individual than men in this regard. My ex and I used to discuss this quite a bit, he was an experienced man and I found it fascinating since I only know myself. If you as a man can truly give her a powerful orgasm, she is going to think twice about letting you go. And now you know why I stayed with my ex for so many years. ;)
I hope some of you are paying attention to what our resident Mom is saying here! Des tried to say it, I tried to say it.....and some of you refuse to accept.
 

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I think showering together before doing it can be part of the foreplay while also cleaning things up for some oral fun for both of you. My guy and I do this, it's part of the foreplay leading to the main event.
That's actually a good idea. This is probably a personal question, but do you shave/wax? Or does your bf not care about hair at all?
 

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