What happens when you marry a BPD? Check out my 15 point summary!
1. Complained because I only made $55K per year (now I make $105K, suck it b!tch)
2. My engagement ring wasn't big enough, so we bought a new one, after the marriage. (I blame myself for being a *****)
3. Sex only 10-15 times during our entire 2 year 10 month marriage.
4. Went from 118 lbs to 170lbs at the 2 year mark.
5. Complained that our brand new, 2000 sq ft. home was "just a starter home".
6. Constantly insulted me, my family, my hobbies, cut off all of my friends.
7. Took trips to the Bahamas, California, St. Thomas, and St. John's during our 3-year relationship and still complained we never travelled enough.
8. Picked a fight with my dad and mom and brother after holiday dinner in which they just picked up the $275 tab.
9. Made fun of my then thin appearance, when she was a fat cow.
10. Popped strattera, lamictal, and zoloft like tic tacs and failed to tell me she suffered from major depression prior to us getting engaged.
11. Said "I wish I were dead" multiple times, and "this has been the worst 2 years of my life" to me one night while we were making dinner.
12. Not a single blow job after I proposed to her. No sex on our Anniversary, Birthdays, or Valentine's Day.
13. Had jerked off two guys in college, did anal, and was raped while drunk at a party her freshmen year. Also had revenge sex on two of her exes, meanwhile, she can't even kiss me on the mouth.
14. Drops 40lbs in a two month span and starts fvcking a co-worker during our separation - and rubs it in my face. Co-worker then attends her brother's wedding in my place 3 months later.
15. Married this co-worker a year or so after our divorce was finalized. (He might be a bigger chump than me!)
Thank god I used a condom and didn't knock up this psycho. This is the kind of sh!t you sign up for when you get into a relationship with one of these trainwrecks. Don't say I didn't warn you.
