One thing I will say about jobs is that HR depts are wo-manned by fvking useless ****s.. I called this trucking COMPANY... a fvcking transport truck OTR company job ad. I can't believe men put these types of people into positions of power over others.
I said "Please put me through to your Driver recruiting division"
HER: "My Driver recruiti-what?"
ME: "Do you have a special section that deals with Drivers?"
HER: "Huh sorry, what? I don't know what that means."
ME: "This is a transport company right? Do you have trucks?"
HER: "I don't think so, not here, maybe that's a different department"
ME: "Right, so can you transfer to someone who deals with that"
HER: "I don't know, um, Omigosh, um"
ME: "Is this Human Resources?"
HER: "YES, Just hold on a second, gawd. So what is it you want? "
ME: "Could you transfer me to the person who deals with driver recruitment please?"
HER: "Ok hold on"
- Transfers to 3 different departments and finally BACK TO HER.
ME: "So you hire drivers?"
HER: "I guess so.... look why don't you just use the website its easy."
ME: "But aren't you the person who does the hiring?"
HER: "Yeah but you need to send in a resume!"
ME: "I already did, that's why I'm calling"
- Click -
Sends me to an answering machine.
HR broads in 99% of companies I have been with have all done some version of this. And when you need them to do something, its on their time between the Texting, lunch and going to the lunchroom to decide what they want for lunch.... you know what, **** it, I'm gonna go get my HR certificate because apparently you can get paid 60 to 80 grand a year for doing absolutely nothing.
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Another time I recall I had an interview at this one place, so I go there and the secretary is sitting outside the office talking on the phone. I ask them where the Driver manager is and they point to the office. I go to walk into the office and a voice from behind "HEY, YOU HAVE TO WAIT TILL I GO BACK IN THERE".
So I wait.... 20 minutes. She is talking to no one special.
She finally gets off her ass and walks into the office seemingly pissed that I interrupted her conversation. There are other people in the goddamn office, a couch to sit on, 5 vacant seats, A/C and some old broad sitting there having a pizza. I walk up to the older woman who is eating and I ask to speak to the Driver manager, she says she's busy and she'll deal with me in a minute. So I go to sit down and this woman says "You should probably go wait outside until he gets here."
ME: "I can't just sit and wait here? [it was 32 out and a dry heat]"
HER: "No, just go drive around or something for half an hour"
I finally get back, the door to the office is locked. I knock and it takes about 5 minutes for them to open it... the office is full of broads and I see the Driver Manager in his office, so I walk directly in... he tells me I'm late for the interview.
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