Women that (sometimes) *squirt* when they cvm

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And here I just redid the master suite with Parachute linens. Maybe I should buy a few more sets.
Just use a linen towel under the squirter. "Look daddy, watch how much I can PEE". LOL. Yep, it's going to be more and more and more normal. I think feminist might have pushed it, not having a analogy for male ejaculate fluids.
 

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Sorry babe, that is not a disclaimer. That is a declaration of refusal to debate. If it's just "misinformation," what are you afraid of?

The female ejaculation is about as verified as the male multiple orgasm.
Male multiple orgasm as in? I have a technique to orgasm, go again and orgasm again. My record is like 11, but after 4 ejaculations is dry. I usually like to go for two for good measure.
 

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I was fuc*ing my girl one night. Had a pillow under her.
She said "I think I've came, but it wasn't a very good one"

There was a patch of fluid about the size of a male hand on the pillow. We thought it might be pis*, but it was clear & didn't smell.
 

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It has only happened to me with my current GF. A couple times. Ity had never happened to her before.

1. Unsure of how I feel. I guess I did things right - I can take it or leave it and don't understand the current hysteria over this.

2. Wait until it happens and then say "OMG, you are the best."

3. Let it happen first, deal with it later.
Thank you (and others as well) for responding to my original 3 questions. I deeply appreciate the opportunity to hear and understand your perspectives on them.
 
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Disclaimer: The *squirt* I am referring to is not pee. Please don't perpetuate misinformation and suggest it is. Hopefully everyone here already knows better. If not, please go get yourself properly educated (elsewhere).

I've wanted to post for help with this for quite some time. I've felt self conscious and hesitant. As a woman it feels really intimate, personal and vulnerable for me. It is time for me to ask anyway. Here goes...

1. As a man, what do you think/feel about women squirting when they cvm?

2. I need help with something more specific too. I don't necessarily know in advance, if a man is one I'll squirt up a storm with, or one I'll never squirt at all with. How can I best approach that, considering there is such a wide spectrum of possibility of how my body may respond to sex with him (slippery wet all the way up tsunami), in combination with how he may feel about women squirting, and what is his comfort level may be with it? How and when is it best to bring it up? What do I say to him?

3. How can I approach it so he feels uninhibited and comfortable whether I squirt or not? I want that for myself too. I want to be fully vulnerable, authentic, and surrendered to the experience with him. I want to feel so uninhibited that I can completely let go, and cvm, however I cvm. (without any expectations or concerns).


Help... (hopefully, with all three)
Please...

Okay even if it is pee or not ... a real man will embrace it regardless.

1. To me I feel like it's confirmation that I've done my job.

2. Well I wouldn't say a good time to bring it up would be over dinner or anything like that lol. The best time would be when you're in bed having pillow talk. Tell him the truth and exactly what you just wrote. Feel him out and make him want to make you go to that extreme. See if he can test your limits. Challenge him in a sense.

3. This one should be easy. Just like when a guy is about to ***... you do the exact same thing. While love making and you feel like you're going to squirt... say it! " mmm baby you **** me so good you're gonna make me *** all over' 'mmm baby wow your **** is gonna make my ***** squirt for you! ' Honestly.... I think any man , who hears a woman tell him that, will feel like an absolute champion !

So my main advice is to be confident with it, and embrace it and the man will too.
 

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Okay even if it is pee or not ... a real man will embrace it regardless.
this
and the girl knows she has been fvcked right proper, you made her do something very personal and sexual
bonus points for the HIGH SCORE list
 

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I am quite confident in my sexuality

your comment however reeks of insecurity
 

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I made a mexican hooker squirt with in 3 minutes in a room full of 20 other mexican hookers and their customers! If it turns ya on, do it! No need to debate.
 

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If squirting grosses anyone out, they should definitely stay away from anal sex.
Only if you're a sexual retard who still thinks that commercial porn is instructional. Technique is everything.

This is probably fodder for another thread, but I've been hooking up with a married woman who insists that anal isn't cheating. So far so good.
 

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Only if you're a sexual retard who still thinks that commercial porn is instructional. Technique is everything.

This is probably fodder for another thread, but I've been hooking up with a married woman who insists that anal isn't cheating. So far so good.
She must be catholic
 

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She must be catholic
No. Just morally flexible.

She says she stripped her way through college. She's now married to a fat, neckbearded sysadmin who loves her and provides well but sucks in bed.

She won't "date" me but she'll booty call me after a girl's night out. It's a mutually beneficial arrangement. Purely physical and drama free.
 
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Anal and squirting: two things I am not against, but are not going to happen in my bed. I would also recommend hardwood or tile flooring, definitely no carpet.
 

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OP

Please remember, that even though you choose to be a member of SS, ("Its my right as a WOMAN DAMMIT!!") and post your views in a mainly male orientated community, you may not get met with open arms.

On top of that, you may have to realise that men will give you sh1t if you come across offended or demeaning. Just saying.

In relation to your particular anatomical fluid gushing activity - Id want a woman to tell me up front. Id want to have a towel or two around. And Id want to have the second set of sheets on my bed, if it was at my house. Not the good set.

At your house, anywhere would be ok.

Kindest.
 

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I say surprise him. Let the juice loose, baby, and see homeboy's reaction. If he can't take it, c'est la vie!
 

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Anal and squirting: two things I am not against, but are not going to happen in my bed. I would also recommend hardwood or tile flooring, definitely no carpet.

LMFAO
 
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