If you were to write a girl a check, which type of bank should it be?

NealIRC

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Today I went to some products store for skin cream. The lady actually had me sit with her 1 on 1 and she tried a free sample around my eye.

But how much did it cost. $500. They'll say it costs $1000 but there is a discount today 50% off and you can get this 2nd product and another gift for free.

So, I didn't want the product. Eventually left... But I'm thinking maybe I should have taken out a checkbook and offer to write her a check, for, say $100, for this nice service.

I wouldn't ask her for her name. I would write a check for $100, sign it, and say you can just write your name on it...

So, my question is, if you were to write a woman a check (for whatever reason), should the check be from a bank like

1: like Chase bank, where the savings rate is .01%.
2: like Capital 1 or Marcus by Goldman-Sachs, where the interest rate is 4.35% or 4.4%.

Which bank sounds more attractive?

#1 are really big banks, #2 are more medium-sized banks that offer HYSA (high-yield savings account).
 

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"If you were to write a girl a check, which type of bank should it be?"

Not a sperm bank, especially if you've been exclusive with this broad for a few minutes or more. Our courts have an unsettling habit of deeming men liable for kids we didn't ourselves sire, just because some floozy thinks we need to throw a few bucks her way
 

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This sounds like a new method of pick up, the tester sample... Bro, get a small bottle of face cream and try asking some women if you can put it on their face
 

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