If you were to write a girl a check, which type of bank should it be?

[NealIRC]

Today I went to some products store for skin cream. The lady actually had me sit with her 1 on 1 and she tried a free sample around my eye.

But how much did it cost. $500. They'll say it costs $1000 but there is a discount today 50% off and you can get this 2nd product and another gift for free.

So, I didn't want the product. Eventually left... But I'm thinking maybe I should have taken out a checkbook and offer to write her a check, for, say $100, for this nice service.

I wouldn't ask her for her name. I would write a check for $100, sign it, and say you can just write your name on it...

So, my question is, if you were to write a woman a check (for whatever reason), should the check be from a bank like

1: like Chase bank, where the savings rate is .01%.
2: like Capital 1 or Marcus by Goldman-Sachs, where the interest rate is 4.35% or 4.4%.

Which bank sounds more attractive?

#1 are really big banks, #2 are more medium-sized banks that offer HYSA (high-yield savings account).

 

[BaronOfHair]

"If you were to write a girl a check, which type of bank should it be?"

Not a sperm bank, especially if you've been exclusive with this broad for a few minutes or more. Our courts have an unsettling habit of deeming men liable for kids we didn't ourselves sire, just because some floozy thinks we need to throw a few bucks her way

 

[CAPSLOCK BANDIT]

This sounds like a new method of pick up, the tester sample... Bro, get a small bottle of face cream and try asking some women if you can put it on their face

 

[CornbreadFed]

If only yall would put all this trolling effort on an OLD profile

 

[NealIRC]

If only yall would put all this trolling effort on an OLD profile

Writing checks to women is trolling?

This sounds like a new method of pick up, the tester sample... Bro, get a small bottle of face cream and try asking some women if you can put it on their face

That's still testing.

 

[NoBiscuits]

Dude, wtf...

 

[RickTheToad]

How about a check into insane asylum?

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

What was the name of the poster that thought he was a messiah and wanted to start a religion? Kind of feels the same…

 

[BaronOfHair]

What was the name of the poster that thought he was a messiah and wanted to start a religion?

Rollo Tomassi succeeded in doing so, regardless of what his intentions may have been

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

The type of check that bounces.