Inspired by boredom and lulz from this thread
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=180125
Here is a text exchange between me and saucy redhead I know. I've known her for years, we've been in the same social circle. Shes a big time party girl and waitress. She's 27 and nearing the wall but still is very attractive. Several of our mutual friends are all getting together for NYE in her city. I'm staying at her place that night. This wasn't a pick up attempt, just having some fun.
me: Hey girl, you know I've had a crush on you for years. When you gonna let me clap those cheeks put a ring on it and make some babies?
her: Whatever. You have all kinds of girls after you.
me: But it's you I love babe.
her: Yah right, me and 10 other girls.
me: The only other girl I would love as much would be your twin if you had one. I'm pouring my heart out.
her: LOL. You still coming up for NYE?
me: Yes. Don't change the subject. Send me a pic.
her: You are such a creeper!
me: Your mom's a creeper. Pic or STFU*.
her: [sends some artsy black and white pic]
me: what the **** is that? your arm pit? Your feet?
her: That's me! Your phone sucks.
me: You can do better, try again.
her: [sends a sexy professional photo]
me: Nice. Gonna make that your id in mah fone.
her: So what time are you coming up NYE?
me: Early, buy a bottle of crown royal for me.
her: K.
We've been texting back and forth about NYE plans. She got pissed when I refused to wear a "color scheme" of magenta, silver and white to the club. I was like GAAAAAAAY. hahaha. Apparently I was the only guy who said no. I told her I'll be the guy in the black shirt and black coat looking awesome. So now everyone is wearing black. hahaha. Fun times.
*(STFU = Shut The **** Up)
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=180125
Here is a text exchange between me and saucy redhead I know. I've known her for years, we've been in the same social circle. Shes a big time party girl and waitress. She's 27 and nearing the wall but still is very attractive. Several of our mutual friends are all getting together for NYE in her city. I'm staying at her place that night. This wasn't a pick up attempt, just having some fun.
me: Hey girl, you know I've had a crush on you for years. When you gonna let me clap those cheeks put a ring on it and make some babies?
her: Whatever. You have all kinds of girls after you.
me: But it's you I love babe.
her: Yah right, me and 10 other girls.
me: The only other girl I would love as much would be your twin if you had one. I'm pouring my heart out.
her: LOL. You still coming up for NYE?
me: Yes. Don't change the subject. Send me a pic.
her: You are such a creeper!
me: Your mom's a creeper. Pic or STFU*.
her: [sends some artsy black and white pic]
me: what the **** is that? your arm pit? Your feet?
her: That's me! Your phone sucks.
me: You can do better, try again.
her: [sends a sexy professional photo]
me: Nice. Gonna make that your id in mah fone.
her: So what time are you coming up NYE?
me: Early, buy a bottle of crown royal for me.
her: K.
We've been texting back and forth about NYE plans. She got pissed when I refused to wear a "color scheme" of magenta, silver and white to the club. I was like GAAAAAAAY. hahaha. Apparently I was the only guy who said no. I told her I'll be the guy in the black shirt and black coat looking awesome. So now everyone is wearing black. hahaha. Fun times.
*(STFU = Shut The **** Up)