I'll submit two killer recipes:
Jalapeno poppers:
A shytload of japs. (smaller ones preferably)
1 package or jar of sundried tomatoes.
1 bunch of fresh basil.
One tub of WHIPPED cream cheese
One package of THICK CUT bacon.
carefully slice the japs open to clean the insides, but still be able to stuff. I find a 'T' shape cut works best. the top of the T, being at the cap of the Jap.
chop the sundrieds and basil and mix it all together with the cream cheese.
spoon the mix into the bellies of the japs, and close them the best you can.
Wrap a half a strip of bacon around the Jap, and either skewer them, or stick a toothpick through to hold the bacon in place.
BBQ, or stick in the oven. Cook them somewhat slow, until the bacon looks done. about 20 minutes at 300 or so. use your judgement.
The cream cheese will be smoldering hot, so be careful!!
Try not to jizz yourself due to the pure awesomeness!
My Kickass Spaghetti recipe: be aware that this has a bit of a kick.
First of all, I use linguine instead of Spag noodles. They're a little thicker, and I think they work better:
For the Sauce:
start cooking a package of hot italian sausage. Use HALF of it in this recipe, and freeze the other half for the next time you make this.
If you remember (which I usually dont) take the sauce pan, put it on heat with a couple tablespoons of olive oil. Saute some chopped garlic and a teaspoon or two of crushed red pepper (two packets from a pizza place is perfect) till the garlic barely starts to turn brown, then add the sauce. If you forget to do this, just add the oil, garlic, and peppers to the sauce.
I like to buy the sauce that has the most amount of veggies in it. Ragu's Super Vegetable Primavera is what I prefer.
If you have an onion laying around, shop a little bit, and throw it in. Also, fresh mushrooms and bell peppers are good to, but you dont need to. Asparagus is awesome too, but it will make your pee smell within an hour, so keep that in mind of on a date.
I put in an extra small can of tomato sauce. Even better than this, is a can of crushed 'italian style' tomatoes, cuz it already has herbs in it.
Then, I add a tsp of sea salt, a tsp of pepper, a tsp of basil, a tsp of italian seasoning, garlic powder (if you dont have fresh garlic) a dash of cinnimon, and a bay leaf or two.
If you happen to have any red wine, pour a quarter cup or so in the sauce jar, stir it around, and add to sauce. I usually, dont, so I pour a little beer in instead. If you have neither, use a little water.
Chop up the sausage, and dump half in the sauce, and freeze the other half. simmer and stir often. Cook the linguine. When its done enough, serve.
Once again, try not to jizz yourself due to the awesomeness! Thats what your date's for.