Your Penis Didn't Come With a Manual. Here is one.

Rudra

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Feb 25, 2007
Messages
224
Reaction score
1
Location
Russia
Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Man, you want to see some sluts? Watch the Maury show. They seriously have girls that come back multiple times to test another set of 10 guys each time. Nasty.
Funny thing I forgot to mention was that the British chick in the couse of 3-4 days banged about each and every doctor of the hospital she works in... now that is what I call operatively bagging quality sperm ))))))
 

Kwello

Don Juan
Joined
Apr 15, 2007
Messages
152
Reaction score
1
Bling said:
It's just weird. I don't know how I got such a large penis? I always thought it was rather small. I know stereotypical blacks have big ****s. White guys have medium. Asians have small. Jews have small. (Not to offend anyone). What's the stereotype for Cubans/Hispanics? I'm also 14, so my **** has 2 years left to grow. You know, while everyone's bragging about their penis size, I always felt shy about mine and kept quiet. Now I know my **** is bigger than most. :p


Thanks for your help, btw. It helped me know a lot more
Jews actually don't have small ones at all... people are just ignorant about what the **** a circumcision actually is. Some idiots think a briss involves actually snipping off the penis or something, I have no idea wtf they're thinking; the foreskin gets removed. Honestly I went to a Jewish camp and I can truthfully say that on average, the size is bigger than most Caucasians.

Also not to brag or anything like that, but just for reference; I'm Jewish and it's 7.5 in length, 6ish girth. Lots of other Jewish guys I know are similar (I have no idea why I get into conversations with people about this ****, but I guess it just happens). I always thought it was very normal. Watching porn as you grow up tends to make you think that large penises are standard issue for all men.

Anyway, my question is regarding these stretching exercises. I'd never heard of any of them before. Firstly, do they actually do anything at all conclusively? Have any of you recorded any measurable results? Second question is will they reduce my girth at all at the length increases? I love the girth during vaginal intercourse, the width really helps to stimulate the women... but lots of girls have trouble felating and sometimes it just downright hurts (teeth, ouch).
 

Rudra

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Feb 25, 2007
Messages
224
Reaction score
1
Location
Russia
Kwello said:
Honestly I went to a Jewish camp and I can truthfully say that on average, the size is bigger than most Caucasians.

Also not to brag or anything like that, but just for reference; I'm Jewish and it's 7.5 in length, 6ish girth. Lots of other Jewish guys I know are similar
Kwello, is there something you would like to tell us...? :eek:
 

Kwello

Don Juan
Joined
Apr 15, 2007
Messages
152
Reaction score
1
Hahaha, yeah I knew my post would sound very off... anyway at camp we had a shower facility, I think any guy would be lying through his teeth if he said he never looked around out of curiosity.
 
Joined
Nov 8, 2005
Messages
870
Reaction score
2
Location
***** palace
rsxtreme said:
so does pc exercises make you last longer?
Yes, PC exercises is very beneficial. It let's you have more control, stronger and larger ejaculation and prevents impotence by allowing more blood flow. I really need to start doing those again, no joke I was really close to hitting the ceiling. I once hit myself by mistake and it HURT, felt like getting hit with a EXTRA STRONG water shooter. :rockon:
 

mrRuckus

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 14, 2005
Messages
4,444
Reaction score
87
Kwello said:
Jews actually don't have small ones at all... people are just ignorant about what the **** a circumcision actually is. Some idiots think a briss involves actually snipping off the penis or something, I have no idea wtf they're thinking; the foreskin gets removed. Honestly I went to a Jewish camp and I can truthfully say that on average, the size is bigger than most Caucasians.

Also not to brag or anything like that, but just for reference; I'm Jewish and it's 7.5 in length, 6ish girth. Lots of other Jewish guys I know are similar (I have no idea why I get into conversations with people about this ****, but I guess it just happens).
Do you sit around measuring or are you taking people's word for it? You did say had conversations. How many dudes are going to sit there and be like "yeah i'm 4 inches" when everyone is saying they're 7 something? Oh and is this erect or flaccid? One state has no correlation with the size of the other.

I doubt you can see any difference between jews and other caucasians since you couldn't see any difference between whites and any other races either. The only real differences you can't eyeball since they're such small differences.

That whole "black=huge" is urban legend. If i remember correctly they're slightly longer on average and whites are slightly thicker. But nothing you can actually see.
 

mrRuckus

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 14, 2005
Messages
4,444
Reaction score
87
Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Man, you want to see some sluts? Watch the Maury show. They seriously have girls that come back multiple times to test another set of 10 guys each time. Nasty.
But yet no blame is put on the trashy ass guys who are fvcking these sluts.

Now I know there's no such thing as a male slut, but i do expect dudes to choose women with some quality rather than the town's c-um bag.
 

eminence

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Aug 16, 2006
Messages
301
Reaction score
3
Raptured Phoenix, Master of Penis.
 

djtdot

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jan 21, 2006
Messages
239
Reaction score
0
Well I have some questions I would be glad if somebody helps me out. I haven't had a good hard erection in the last couple of weeks. I am also not feeling horny enough to go out and meet some chicks. Earlier when I used to feel horny meeting chiks was no big problem. Now its like I don't care about sex. It might because of the following reason, but I am not sure. I am absolutely out of shape with a somewhat big gut. I stopped doing any physical activity(I used to work out earlier). It might also be because my diet is full of fat, lotsa carbs and little protein and no vegetables for the last few weeks. Stuff like cake, tarts, sweets and chocolates etc are a major part of my diet. I sit in front of computer all day. I also have been watching too much porn and jackin off. And I did somewhat poorly(atleast 10% below what I think I am capable of) in my university exams and my self esteem has taken a severe beating. What makes it worse is that I didn't study enough for it and it makes me feel even worse. And also I lost a job due to my stupidity. Basically under too much stress I think and not at all motivated to do ANYTHING. I haven't shaved for a few days. Its like a whole big mess. All these only for the last 3-4 weeks, I was good to go before that.

Any ideas how I can get my erections back and start feeling horny? Its temporary right? Coz a few weeks ago I was doing great. Last year I did amazing at university( was on the dean's list), was working out, had a nice job and stuff, I had hardons 24/7 and was perpetually horny and had no problems meeting girls in university.
 

anbesolrox

Don Juan
Joined
May 4, 2007
Messages
12
Reaction score
0
Reach said:
Man, I'm relieved. I don't have genital warts, **** they're disgusting!!! I saw some pictures of them and cried in horror. Damn, I wish I didn't have to look at pictures of dirty old vadges and ugly penises to find that out.
HAHAHAH!

I'm sorry, that made me laugh so hard...
 

Audiophile

Don Juan
Joined
Dec 3, 2009
Messages
127
Reaction score
6
Location
Toronto, Canada
Dug this one up. From what I've found, jelqing actually does help increase penis size and girth, you just gotta commit yourself to doing it.
 
Top