Your Most Awkward Moment

[BeDJ]

- Be 18
- Computer crashes, essay due tomorrow
- Ask room mate to borrow his laptop to finish
- Essay finally done at 4AM, turn in by 2PM
- Suddenly feeling horny
- Go to pornhub and begin the ritual
- "YO BDJ, YOU DONE WIT-
- Turn around with smiling boner
- "Oh nevermind" and walks away
- I borrowed his laptop to finish

- Be 11
- Science class with straight from India teacher
- Convince dumbass nerd - Kyle fvcking Farrington - to access whitehouse.com
- "MISS TEACHER MISS TEACHER! BDJ TOLD ME GO TO THIS SITE!
- Mrs. Ragu see porn pop ups out the wazoo
- FLIPS HER SH!T
- Calls Vice Principle
- Set up a conference with my mom
- Discusses the dangers of porn for an hour
- Fvcking Kyle you faggot

 

[LiveFreeX]

Be 31

- Get into a fight with everyone's favorite teacher, 200 lbs bigger than you
- on the main stage of
- at a children's talent show
- with 2000 people in the audience
- over who was going to wear a pirate hat during an air band rendition of Queens' Bohemian Rapsody.
- the second the lights go out before your big performance.
- Big guy falls back after a hit to the face
- Knocks over the entire stage
- All eyes on you.......... you MONSTER.


Be 14

- Working at the local airport
- Driving a tractor that hauls 8 seater aircraft (small but not too small)
- Put portable radio in ears and crank up the volume
- Tractor connected to airplane's front landing gear
- Busy day at the airport
- Tractor suddenly lurches
- You keep going but a little slower
- Tractor lurches again and again
- You kick it up a gear
- Tractor lurches but less
- You kick it up to the highest gear
- Tractor lurches once more but then purrs down the runway like a kitten
- You look over at the tower and see people pouring out of the tower and waving their hands and saying something 'you can't make out' because
- Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On and On" is playing full blast in your ears
- You slowly take off your headphones to the sound of a powerful screeching, grinding noise
- You slowly turn around and see that you've partially ripped out the front landing gear of the plane and its nose has smashed into the runway and you are dragging it along.

Be 14

- the next week, you haven't been fired yet because you are still attending ground school or apparently there is a shortage of staff
- on your first job
- working at the local airport
- everyone takes the day off except you and the guy in the tower
- not trained properly (people trust you because you are in ground school)
- first month on the job
- leave the gas cap off a refueling machine
- while vigorously pushing the button to get fuel machine to start up
- runway completely filled with planes and people yelling at you to hurry up
- planes circling the runway waiting for a spot to land
- push the wrong button
- A geyser of liquid gas rips through the entire concrete runway until it gets to the machine
- causing the machine to explode.


Beat that.

 

[ARrocket]

Age 17

-Watching TV with mom
-Viagra commercial comes on
-Mom: What's ED?
-ARrocket: uhh...
-Mom (seconds later): Oh...never mind.